Your favoritisest posts we ran these first five days of May, now in convenient pill form.

• The Oozinator Delights Children. Video of a squirt gun shooting sticky globs over delighted children, from Hasbro!

• Buying a Car and Getting Away With It. M thinks she got a car dealership to live up to its promised bargain. We think she narrowly evaded a scam. You say tomato, we say potato.

• Our Threadless Tshirts Arrive. Chagrined never looked so good.

• Barclays/PriceRite, Devious Camera Mongers, Strike Again. These guys are willing to work overtime to be total scammy assfaces.

• Enterprise's Cheat Sheet For Snookering You Into Car Insurance.