Paypal is not known for being friendly or easy to reach, so we'll help you out with a whole bunch of unpublished internal phone numbers. Tons of people trying to scam them probably turned them off the whole friendly customer service bit , but why should us regular customers be subjected to the same treatment as a 419 scammer?

First, try these:

PayPal Buyer Credit 866-571-3012 Say "agent" at each prompt, ignoring messages.
PayPal F 888-221-1161 Press 0 at each prompt, ignoring messages.

Failing these, inside are 300 other internal numbers that might get you what you're looking for...

e(402)935-2114 Kay P. ACH / Check Service
(402)935-2212 ACH Processing Main Line ACH / Check Services
(402)935-2284 cindy ACH / Check Services Processing / Bank Only
(402)935-2295 Chuck ACH / Check Services Processing Manager
(402)935-2255 Jasmine Account Review
(402)935-2256 Jamie Account Review
(402)935-2257 Jamie Account Review
(402)935-2328 Chris Account Review
(402)935-2333 Luke Account Review
(402)935-2114 Kay P. ACH / Check Services
(402)935-2212 ACH Processing Main Line ACH / Check Services
(402)935-2284 cindy ACH / Check Services Processing / Bank Only
(402)935-2295 Chuck ACH / Check Services Processing Manager
(402)935-2223 Sheryl AUP Compliance
(402)935-2250 Katrina AUP Compliance
(402)935-2275 Lisa AUP Compliance
(402)935-2332 Julie Gonzales AUP Compliance
(402)935-5140 Alahandre Elise(?) AUP Compliance
(402)935-2029 Todd Business Development
(402)935-5126 Shane Business Development Schedule: 8:30~5PM M-F
(402)935-5197 Ken Holston Business Development Business Management & Account Management
(402)935-2000 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2007 Call Center Inbound Line Call Center
(402)935-2012 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2011 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2014 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2017 Call Center Inbound: Debit Cards Call Center
(402)935-2019 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2021 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2022 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2023 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2024 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2025 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2030 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2050 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2053 Call Center Inbound: Premier Services Call Center
(402)935-2057 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2065 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2079 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2080 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2081 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2082 Premier Service Line Call Center
(402)935-2084 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2085 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2092 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2100 Call Center Inbound Call Center Premier Services Line
(402)935-2106 Call Center Inbound Call Center Premier Services Line
(402)935-2107 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2124 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2148 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2166 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2194 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2233 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2300 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2323 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-5119 Call Center Inbound Call Center
(402)935-2165 Jessica Card Services
(402)935-2396 Tamara Spurlock Card Services
(402)935-5181 Lisa Weaver Card Services Debit Card Team
(402)935-2015 Teresa Rains Charge Backs
(402)935-2141 Mikalea Charge Backs
(402)935-2152 Anna Charge Backs
(402)935-2189 Margaret Charge Backs
(402)935-2340 Debbie Charge Backs
(402)935-2063 Taj Education Team Product Education
(402)935-2064 Dona Education Team
(402)935-2116 Elizabeth Executive Escalations Works closely w/Tiffany(detp.mgr). Very Responsive.
(402)935-2129 Joe Executive Escalations
(402)935-2156 Brian Executive Escalations
(402)935-2157 Megan Executive Escalations
(402)935-2172 Adam Executive Escalations
(402)935-2173 John Executive Escalations
(402)935-2174 Jackie Executive Escalations
(402)935-2192 Eric Executive Escalations
(402)935-2128 Stacy Executive Escalations
(402)935-2228 Stacy Executive Escalations
(402)935-2238 Tiffany Executive Escalations Manager of Executive Escalations.
(402)935-2268 Beth Executive Escalations
(402)935-2269 Michelle Executive Escalations Schedule: Tues~Thur 9:30AM~8PM
(402)935-2334 Luke Executive Escalations
(402)935-5145 Melanie Executive Escalations Schedule: M-F 4PM~Mid. CST
(402)935-5146 Leslie Executive Escalations
(402)935-5163 Rick Martin Executive Escalations
(402)935-2112 Gloria Finance
(402)935-2207 Jeremy Finance
(402)935-2371 Julie Finance
(402)935-2239 Collin Fraud & Security Fraud Prevention
(402)935-2267 Mark Fraud & Security Trust & Safety
(402)935-2272 Michael Fraud & Security Protection Services
(402)935-2366 Suzanne Combes Brown Fraud & Security Risk Management Manager
(402)935-2368 Sheryl London Fraud & Security Protection Services: Senior Agent
(402)935-5134 Bill Gray Fraud & Security Internal Audit. Mountain View Office: 650-864-8046
(402)935-2044 Paula Adams Global Services Global Help Desk
(402)935-2127 Amy Bush Global Services
(402)935-2048 Joyce Brown Human Resources Training Department
(402)935-2051 Melanie Human Resources Training Department
(402)935-2128 Michelle Human Resources HR/Benefits Coordinator
(402)935-2169 Sterling Blackwell Human Resources Employee Development
(402)935-2283 Amy Human Resources Staffing
(402)935-2318 John Latke Human Resources Training Department
(402)935-2339 Michelle Mullis Human Resources
(402)935-5128 Michelle Human Resources Benefits Coordinator
(402)935-2001 IVR Testing Line Internal / IT Tests voice recognition, play around.
(402)935-2004 IVR Testing Line Internal / IT Tests voice recognition, etc.. play around
(402)935-2026 Password Prompt (?) Internal / IT Line immediately prompts for password. Unsure of it's use.
(402)935-2032 Employee Attendance Line Internal / IT (try user: 1234 pass:1234, works to play around with)
(402)935-2069 ECS System Testing Internal / IT Play around, not sure of purpose.
(402)935-2299 Internal Software Helpdesk Internal / IT
(402)935-5100 Employee Attendance Line Internal / IT (user: 1234 / pass: 1234 to play around)
(402)935-5151 Hold Music / Advertisement Internal / IT Test Line for Hold Music ?
(402)935-5149 Monitoring Line? Internal / IT
(402)935-5168 Monitoring Line Internal / IT
(402)935-5184 Gene (or Steve) Internal / IT Technical Support Manager
(402)935-5199 Call Center Status Line Internal / IT This ext. will place the call center in Emergency or Normal state.
(402)935-2274 Matthew Member Services Member Services Supervisor
(402)935-2321 Michelle Member Services Supervisor (Sat/Sun/Mon 11A~Mid)
(402)935-2357 Terry Dale Member Services
(402)935-5161 Tim Loban Merchant Fraud & Risk Weekend Supervisor (Sat/Sun/Mon 11AM~Mid)
(402)935-5169 Alicia Merchant Fraud & Risk
(402)935-2074 Tammy Galvin Quality Development
(402)935-2226 Jenny Quality Development
(402)935-2034 Janie Bartlett Resolution Services
(402)935-2132 Bryant Resolution Services Team Leader
(402)935-2241 Lynn Vogue Resolution Services
(402)935-2251 Mike McCormick Resolution Services Resolution Services Supervisor
(402)935-2266 Rich H. Resolution Services
(402)935-2353 Lorie Kilstrom Resolution Services
(402)935-5120 Tim Underlow Resolution Services Product Education Trainer for Resolution Services
(402)935-5141 Resolutions Department Line Resolution Services
(402)935-2218 Douglas H. Security
(402)935-5172 Michell Security
(402)935-2002 April Garner Unknown
(402)935-2005 Adonocca Banks Unknown
(402)935-2010 Nick Unknown
(402)935-2013 Pat Unknown
(402)935-2018 Vicki Hernandez Unknown
(402)935-2020 Mary Jo Unknown
(402)935-2028 Megan Unknown
(402)935-2039 Jeff Hagan Unknown
(402)935-2040 Mary Steeley Unknown
(402)935-2041 Michelle Parkins Unknown
(402)935-2049 Jason Finer Unknown
(402)935-2052 Eduardo(?) Unknown
(402)935-2054 Tonya Unknown
(402)935-2055 John Freeze Unknown
(402)935-2061 Rick Unknown
(402)935-2062 Nick Unknown
(402)935-2066 Michelle Unknown
(402)935-2073 Kelly Shipley Unknown
(402)935-2086 Jeff Allen Unknown
(402)935-2087 Patience Unknown
(402)935-2091 Dawn Mouski Unknown
(402)935-2095 Steve Unknown
(402)935-2098 Dona Shong Unknown
(402)935-2099 Shelly Unknown
(402)935-2101 John Unknown
(402)935-2103 Latrisha Harris Unknown
(402)935-2104 Lisa Hughes Unknown
(402)935-2110 Amy Lescott Unknown
(402)935-2113 Kelly Unknown
(402)935-2115 Maggie Mentato Unknown
(402)935-2118 Paul Ingles Unknown
(402)935-2119 Stacy Price Unknown
(402)935-2123 Kelly Unknown
(402)935-2125 Koreen Unknown
(402)935-2126 Michelle Unknown
(402)935-2134 Cindy Langstrom Unknown
(402)935-2136 Lynette Lane Unknown
(402)935-2138 Kim Unknown
(402)935-2142 Kimberly Unknown
(402)935-2149 Mark Rosenthal Unknown
(402)935-2150 Eddie Unknown
(402)935-2154 Charles Unknown
(402)935-2158 Bill Unknown
(402)935-2168 Peggy Unknown
(402)935-2170 Deb Myer Unknown Schedule: M-F 8AM~4:30PM
(402)935-2171 Trish Unknown
(402)935-2175 Zack Unknown
(402)935-2178 Lashaun Unknown
(402)935-2179 Beth Unknown
(402)935-2181 Valerie Dasante Unknown
(402)935-2182 Erin Crain Unknown
(402)935-2183 Frank Unknown
(402)935-2184 Kevin Armstrong Unknown
(402)935-2186 Emily Heldridge Unknown
(402)935-2187 Erin Unknown
(402)935-2188 Lamay Unknown
(402)935-2201 Ray Unknown
(402)935-2203 Sherry Unknown
(402)935-2204 Lisa Thompson Unknown
(402)935-2205 Kimberly Unknown
(402)935-2206 Osma Unknown
(402)935-2216 Tracy Unknown
(402)935-2217 Shaun Unknown
(402)935-2224 Meliss Unknown
(402)935-2225 Jim Unknown
(402)935-2227 Eric Harrison Unknown
(402)935-2129 Name not known Unknown
(402)935-2229 unknown Unknown
(402)935-2230 Mark Peterson Unknown
(402)935-2234 Dave Unknown
(402)935-2236 Brock Unknown
(402)935-2237 Shaun Unknown
(402)935-2240 Angie Anderson Unknown
(402)935-2244 Julie Gonzales Unknown
(402)935-2246 Sally Unknown
(402)935-2253 Deb Unknown
(402)935-2254 Ellie Unknown Number changed to 935-1835, per voicemail.
(402)935-2259 Tereasa Unknown
(402)935-2264 Eric Unknown
(402)935-2265 Doug H. Unknown
(402)935-2271 Cynthia Unknown
(402)935-2273 Leslie Walker Unknown
(402)935-2276 Heather Johnson Unknown
(402)935-2281 Jason Alexander Unknown
(402)935-2288 David Unknown
(402)935-2291 John Unknown
(402)935-2298 Chris Unknown
(402)935-2302 Jim Norway Unknown Call was forwarded to a Nextel Phone Afterhours (management?)
(402)935-2305 Amanda Unknown
(402)935-2308 Cathy Unknown
(402)935-2316 Laurie Unknown
(402)935-2317 Jason Unknown
(402)935-2322 Jamie Swanson Unknown
(402)935-2324 Jessica Carasoul Unknown
(402)935-2335 Steve Unknown
(402)935-2336 Marissa Unknown
(402)935-2341 Laurie Unknown
(402)935-2342 Torrence Unknown
(402)935-2349 Karen Unknown
(402)935-2350 Beverly Unknown
(402)935-2351 Karen Lovette Unknown
(402)935-2358 John Kimmee Unknown
(402)935-2363 Claire Shumiker Unknown
(402)935-2364 Mary Viella Unknown
(402)935-2365 Frank Unknown
(402)935-2367 Mary OBrien Unknown
(402)935-2369 Kelly Carson Unknown
(402)935-2370 unknown Unknown person answered, unsure, will recheck later.
(402)935-2372 Bob Miles Unknown
(402)935-2375 Renee Unknown Schedule: Tues~Fri 1:30PM~Mid.
(402)935-2376 Foreign Speaking Employee Unknown Foreign Employee.. anyone identify language ?
(402)935-2377 David B. Unknown
(402)935-2381 Tina Unknown
(402)935-2386 Cameron Unknown
(402)935-2387 Cindy Unknown
(402)935-2391 Alisha Rhea Unknown
(402)935-2392 Cindy Kathork Unknown
(402)935-2393 Andres Unknown
(402)935-2394 Robin Unknown
(402)935-2395 Jim Unknown
(402)935-2397 Mark Davis Unknown
(402)935-2399 Janice Erickson Unknown Schedule: M-F 6AM~2:30PM
(402)935-5103 Nicole Unknown
(402)935-5105 Natalie Unknown
(402)935-5106 Angie Unknown
(402)935-5108 Gene Unknown
(402)935-5111 Doug Maxum Unknown
(402)935-5113 Becky Unknown
(402)935-5115 Carrie Unknown
(402)935-5116 Paula Baldwin Unknown
(402)935-5117 Dave Burchill Unknown
(402)935-5121 Andy J. Unknown
(402)935-5123 Micheal Jones Unknown
(402)935-5129 Marlow Rumington Unknown
(402)935-5133 Jeanette Unknown
(402)935-5136 Quincy Unknown
(402)935-5138 Terrell Anderson Unknown
(402)935-5144 Lisa L. Unknown
(402)935-5147 Evan McCaul Unknown
(402)935-5152 Jessica Palamino Unknown
(402)935-5156 Steve Unknown
(402)935-5164 Tonya Lynn Unknown
(402)935-5165 Devon Unknown
(402)935-5171 Carrol Unknown
(402)935-5175 Cindy Unknown
(402)935-5148 Jeff Lonka Unknown Admin maybe (msg says if urgent, call: 402-490-9749)
(402)935-5176 Sheila Unknown
(402)935-5178 Unknown Employee Unknown
(402)935-5179 Tim Maxwell Unknown
(402)935-5185 Rich Unknown
(402)935-5186 Jerry Lowe (female) Unknown
(402)935-5187 Brian G. Unknown Voicemail says w/Ebay
(402)935-5189 Brian Unknown
(402)935-5192 Christian Reese Unknown
(402)935-5194 Reese Unknown
(402)935-5195 Angie Unknown
(402)935-5196 Scott Unknown

(Thanks to Laura!)

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