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Brawndo Becomes A Real Product, Gets Taste Tested

con_brawndofoodpyramid-1.jpg Remember Brawndo from "Idiocracy"—the world's best and only beverage, the one that mutilates your thirst, and is so awesome that we even use it for irrigation? It's now a real product, for those of you who enjoy mixing satire about commercialism with actual commercialism. (Wait—how does that work?) Naturally nobody over 12 years old or sane will probably want to actually taste it—it's just another bad energy drink with fun packaging—so Sarah at CalorieLab has taken a bullet for the rest of us. Good; now we can go back to watching reruns of "Ow My Balls."

"Taking real-life Brawndo for a test drive" [CalorieLab]

9:00 PM on Mon Dec 17 2007
By Chris Walters
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