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Continental Airlines: Eliter Than Thou

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When checking the status of his Continental Frequent Flyer miles, Upgrade Travel discovered that he had been subjugated to a cattle car with the rest of Continental's social refuse, a tattoo brand of 'Non-Elite' scrawled across the skin of his metaphorical forearm.

Rejected terminology for Continental Airlines' base level Frequent Flyers?

Pleb
Riff-raff
Reject
Hose beast

And that's just to get you rolling. Come up with your own!

Continental Wants You To Know Your Place

5:39 AM on Mon Jul 31 2006
By consumerist.com
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