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Dear Subway, Please Use Your Isosceles Cheese Correctly

Come on guys, you got the putting calories on the menu thing right. Now, let's try draping the calories across the sub in a geometrically satisfying pattern, the one that fulfills the design destiny intended by your sandwich scientists. Spurn not their legacy.

An Open Letter To Subway [Left-Handed Toons] (Thanks to Ryan!)

9:14 AM on Wed Jul 18 2007
By Ben Popken
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