For your Monday Morning Bemusement, Superman takes on Nick O'Teen, insidious Irish personification of underage smoking.

I love the expressions on the kids' faces: "Bu... bu... bu... you didn't have to kill him." And is Superman channeling Arnold Schwarzenegger's lobotomized brother with his accent? "Wid muh X-Ray vizzhun, Ah cahn say duh arm dat underage masturbation causes..."

Superman Hates Smokers [You Tube]