Posts about Microsoft

No, Microsoft Techs Are Not Proactively Calling You About Your Error Messages
By Chris Morran on May 22, 2012 12:45 PM  
Software crashes. And sometimes when it does, you get the option of sending an error report to the developer. You'll never hear back, because that's not the purpose of the report. But that hasn't stopped scammers from pretending they are Microsoft techs responding to your crash reports. More »

Microsoft Confirms $99 Xbox 360 For Those Who Love Pricey Monthly Subscriptions
By Chris Morran on May 7, 2012 1:37 PM  
Last week, it was rumored that Microsoft would be slashing the price on its Xbox 360 game console to a mere $99 with the asterisk that you also sign up for two years of its Xbox Live Gold online service. The company officially announced the offer today, and confirmed just how huge that asterisk is. More »

Microsoft: The Person Using Your Stolen Xbox Totally Didn't Commit Any Fraud
By Laura Northrup on May 1, 2012 9:00 AM  
Ashlee's house was robbed last Thanksgiving, and the culprits were never caught. They replaced the stolen items, and life went on. Until her Xbox Live account signed on using another console. The same console that had been stolen, whereabouts now unknown. Maybe the identity or location of the person now using Ashlee's Xbox could provide valuable insights into who robbed their house five months ago. Microsoft wasn't interested in helping, and determined that the new owner's use of her account and attempt to use it to buy points weren't fraudulent. Well, that's good to hear! More »

Audit Finds That Foxconn Workers Are Laboring Under Crappy Conditions
By Mary Beth Quirk on March 30, 2012 11:45 AM  
While it turned out that monologuist Mike Daisey made up a bunch of stuff about working conditions at Foxconn, that doesn't mean that things there are all sunshine and roses. A recent labor audit found the giant Chinese manufacturer has working conditions that need a whole heck of a lot of improvement. More »

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Alleged Thief Picked Billionaire Microsoft Co-Founder To Defraud
By Mary Beth Quirk on March 27, 2012 10:30 AM  
Maybe stealing from someone super rich seemed like a good idea at the time, but using the credit card of the co-founder of Microsoft? Someone's bound to notice that. The FBI says a U.S. soldier changed the address on a bank account belonging to Paul Allen and then had a debit card sent to his home. More »

Microsoft Tells Man He Didn't Win Windows Phone Challenge "Just Because"
By Chris Morran on March 26, 2012 8:45 AM  
UPDATE: After hearing about this story, Microsoft's Ben Rudolph reached out to the non-winning winner, Tweeting "I want to make things right. So I've got a laptop & phone (& apology) for you. Email me!" More »

Microsoft Patents System That Would Let You Pay To Skip Commercials
By Chris Morran on March 20, 2012 1:15 PM  
It used to be that streaming a show online meant you had to deal with a minimum number of ads. But those online ad breaks are now growing longer and longer, and you usually don't have a method for fast-forwarding past them. That's why Microsoft has patented a system that would allow you to skip ads — for a price. More »

Change Xbox Live Gamertag, Lose EA Gun Club Privileges
By Laura Northrup on February 17, 2012 10:30 AM  
Jason is a longtime member of Electronics Arts' Gun Club, a rewards program that gives special perks and previews to fans of EA games. A few months ago, he had to change his Xbox Live gamertag because of a complaint about it. We won't print the tag, but it wasn't anything offensive or vulgar, and he got to keep the same tag by adding "The" to the beginning of it. Simple enough. The problem is that changing your gamertag severs the tie between your Live account and your Gun Club account forever. Oddly, no one at EA knows how to deal with this situation. More »

Microsoft Set To Release Windows 8 Preview Feb. 29
By Phil Villarreal on February 10, 2012 8:15 AM  
If you want a peek at Microsoft's next operating system and won't mind enduring possible pre-release glitches, you won't have to wait much longer to try it out. Microsoft announced it's expanding its preview of Windows 8 to the general public Feb. 29. Members of the developer community have had their paws on the preview since September. More »

Xbox Live Bans User For Getting Hacked
By Laura Northrup on February 2, 2012 4:31 PM  
After his Xbox Live account was stolen, Josh had to file a Better Business Bureau complaint in order to make MIcrosoft pay attention to him and restore his account access. After three months, he was delighted to log back in to his account, but surprised to learn that he had been banned for a "code of conduct violation." What did his account do to get banned? It was trying to steal other accounts. Imagine that. More »

Microsoft Ad Attacks Google For Only Caring About Money
By Chris Morran on February 1, 2012 2:15 PM  
Once upon a time, a lot of people viewed Microsoft as the epitome of corporate omnipresence, as many of us wrote our 11-part fantasy series in Word, checked our Hotmail accounts while surfing the web on Internet Explorer, probably on a computer running Windows. But now we have Google Docs, Gmail, and Chrome, and Microsoft is taking out full-page ads warning consumers of how this other company is the one to be reviled. More »

Report: Next Xbox Coming In 2013, Will Be 6 Times More Powerful Than 360
By Phil Villarreal on January 25, 2012 8:15 AM  
Microsoft is reportedly prepping its follow-up to the Xbox 360, with plans to start mass-producing the console's components by the end of the year and release it in October or November of 2013. More »

Kinect For Windows Doesn't Mean You'll Be Playing Dance Central 2 On Your PC
By Chris Morran on January 12, 2012 8:02 PM  
When Microsoft announced earlier this week that it would be selling Kinect for Windows starting in February, a number of people envisioned a near future where they would be moving the cells around on their Excel spreadsheet by waving their hands, or finally getting quality motion controls for PC games that have never been ported to the Xbox 360. But neither of these situations is really what Kinect for Windows is about. More »

Report: Hundreds Of Xbox Makers At Foxconn Plant Threatened Suicide
By Laura Northrup on January 12, 2012 1:31 PM  
Taiwanese electronics manufacturer Foxconn has factories just about everywhere in the world, and they make stuff for just about every gadget company that you can think of. This makes any news coming out of the company, from 2010's suicide cluster to last year's explosion, fascinating to us. But it's hard to look at your Xbox quite the same way after learning that hundreds of Foxconn workers reportedly took to the roof and threatened suicide over severance payments. More »

Bing Beats Out Yahoo To Claim Distant No. 2 Search Engine Spot Behind Google
By Mary Beth Quirk on January 12, 2012 10:00 AM  
When you're trudging up a mountain with not even a glimpse of the summit, and all you know is that you're really, really far behind the guy in the lead, it might be nice to know that hey, at least you're in second. Bing can claim that status now in the search engine world, as it has surpassed Yahoo to sit a distant second to Google. More »

How Not Having Home Internet Access Makes Xbox Live Problematic
By Laura Northrup on January 12, 2012 9:00 AM  
It's difficult to imagine such a rustic, primitive existence, but Dustin doesn't have broadband Internet access at home. He seems to manage, though. Except when it comes to his Xbox 360. When he downloaded a game expansion, a Microsoft representative gave him bad advice, instructing him to put his hard drive in the console of a friend who does have broadband at home. The representative left out a step, and the game expansion license now belongs to Dustin's friend's account. No one at Microsoft is able to help him get the content back under his own gamertag so he can use the content he paid for. More »

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Microsoft Patents GPS Feature That Steers You Away From Slums
By Phil Villarreal on January 9, 2012 9:15 AM  
Anyone who lets their GPS do the thinking for them has ended up on some uncomfortable treks through frightening backstreets and rough areas that you'd rather avoid. Microsoft has patented a feature that will teach a GPS advice to help pedestrians stick to presumably safer streets, as well as "an open area subject to harsh temperatures." More »

Microsoft Spreads The Holiday Spirit By Telling Me To Donate Extra Xbox At Their Expense
By Mary Beth Quirk on December 21, 2011 3:00 PM  
Timothy wasn't sure what to do when an extra Xbox360 landed on his doorstep, along with the one he had ordered for his girlfriend for Christmas. He figured Microsoft would recognize their mistake soon enough and send a packing slip for its return. But instead, he says he's amazed at their response. More »

Mandatory Xbox 360 Update Breaks Some Consoles, Microsoft Claims 'Coincidence'
By Laura Northrup on December 16, 2011 9:00 AM  
Last week's exciting Kinect Dashboard update for Xbox 360 consoles didn't just ask users to waive their right to sue and make customers pay to be advertised to. It also appears to have caused problems with a number of consoles. Nothing major: it just keeps them from reading any discs...no, wait, that is major. Microsoft representatives say that this is a coincidence, and that customers with freshly broken consoles need to send them in for repair for $100 or so. More »

Microsoft Thinks You Stole $67.50 From Your Own Xbox Account
By Laura Northrup on December 15, 2011 12:30 PM  
In recent weeks, we've heard from quite a few Xbox Gold customers who report that points have been stolen from their accounts, but Microsoft doesn't seem terribly concerned about it, or about stopping the account breaches. Today's example: reader Jesse, who loaded several cards on his account before a move, for some reason assuming that the points would be safer in his account (in the cloud!) than packed for his move. Not so. Someone spent those points on content that Jesse never downloaded, and Microsoft isn't giving him those points back. More »

Microsoft Wants To Soothe 5 Traumatized Android Users With Free Windows Phones
By Mary Beth Quirk on December 15, 2011 11:00 AM  
Do reports of malware on your Android phone have you in a cold sweat? Are dreams of scary phone viruses dancing in your head? Microsoft is taking advantage of those fears and using recent bumps in the road for Android to offer free Windows phones to five Android users with the worst malware horror stories. More »

(Kotaku)

Here's A Way To Block Ads On The New Xbox Dashboard
By Chris Morran on December 9, 2011 4:15 PM  
Earlier this week, Microsoft rolled out its rootin'-tootin' motion-sensin' new dashboard interface for the Xbox 360. And along with the host of new features came a most unwanted companion — ads. Luckily, for those willing to tinker a bit, there may be a way to stop Chuck Norris from showing up on your Xbox dashboard. More »

Will Xbox TV's Voice & Motion Controls Actually Revolutionize TV Watching?
By Chris Morran on December 5, 2011 1:30 PM  
Starting tomorrow, an update to the Xbox 360's dashboard will integrate its Kinect motion/voice-detection system and Microsoft's Bing search engine in the hopes of creating a truly hands-free entertainment experience. But does it work? More »

DirectBuy Solicitation Disguised As Important Letter From Microsoft
By Laura Northrup on December 1, 2011 1:15 PM  
Yuriy received an exciting letter in the mail: the return address had the Microsoft logo, and the letter informed him that he had won either a netbook or an Android tablet — all he had to do was call a toll-free number to claim his prize. But if you look at the fine print, a few things stick out: first, he'd have to pay a small fee to claim his prize. And the giveaway wasn't sponsored by Microsoft at all: his local DirectBuy warehouse had sent out the letters. More »

FiOS Bringing 26 Channels Of Live TV To Xbox 360
By Chris Morran on November 29, 2011 1:15 PM  
As we wrote early last month, the folks at Microsoft had signed some sort of then-nebulous deal with Verizon FiOS to bring more live TV options to Xbox 360 users. Now, as the twosome prepares to roll out its offerings, details of the deal have finally been released. More »

Microsoft Sets Up Hut Outside Apple Store To Poach Customers
By Phil Villarreal on October 17, 2011 8:30 AM  
Figuring that if you can't bring others' customers to you, it's best to go to them, Microsoft is trying to draw interest in its new emporium by setting up a hut outside a Seattle Apple Store. The hut, which is promoting the Xbox 360's Kinect peripheral, is an attempt to advertise an upcoming Microsoft store to the throngs of iPhone 4S buyers. More »

I Watched In Real Time As ID Thieves Spent My Money On Xbox Live
By Chris Morran on October 13, 2011 3:30 PM  
It's bad enough to find out you've been the victim of identity theft. It's even worse to sit and watch as the thieves spend the money they acquired with your credit card information. More »

Vote Here For The Worst Ad In America Awards!
October 7, 2011 7:48 PM  
You told us which TV ads annoy you the most, now it's time to select the worst of the worst! More »

Microsoft Zombie-Bills Expired Credit Card For Xbox Live
By Laura Northrup on October 6, 2011 10:30 AM  
Earlier this year, we posted a handy tip to avoid zombie billing: for a service that you plan to stop using after your contract is up, use a credit or debit card with an expiration date shortly after the end of the contract. The idea behind this plan is that an expired card can't be billed. This didn't work so well for Rob, whose expired credit card was zombie-billed by Microsoft for his Xbox Live subscription. More »

Xbox 360 Finally Getting More Live & On-Demand TV
By Chris Morran on October 5, 2011 3:30 PM  
It's been reported for quite some time that Xbox 360 users would eventually get access to more streaming video options. Earlier today, Microsoft announced that it has partnered with a number of content providers to bring content from HBO, SyFy and even more for Comcast and Verizon FiOS subscribers. More »

Announcing The 2011 Worst Ad In America Nominees!
By Chris Morran on October 5, 2011 12:00 PM  
For the second year in a row, we asked you to tell us which TV commercials get on your last nerve, and you didn't hold back. After sifting through hundreds of comments and e-mails, we've finally whittled down all those annoying ads to the elite few worthy of recognition in the Second Annual Consumerist Worst Ad In America Awards. More »

Microsoft Explains Why It's Killing The Start Menu In Windows 8
By Phil Villarreal on October 5, 2011 9:00 AM  
When Windows 8 comes calling, it's not bringing that old start menu that you knew and loved for the better part of the past couple decades. Microsoft's research found that people are using the menu less and less. More »

Microsoft's New Blue Screen Of Death Feels Your Pain, Expresses It With Frowny Face
By Chris Morran on September 21, 2011 2:00 PM  
Anyone who has ever suddenly come face to face with the Windows Blue Screen of Death has probably never grinned at the realization that something might be terribly wrong with your computer. After many, many iterations of the the BSoD, Microsoft has decided to mirror your displeasure by adding a huge sad face emoticon to its latest version. More »

Report: Government Investigating Google's Alleged Ad Price Gouging Of Microsoft
By Phil Villarreal on September 21, 2011 9:15 AM  
In what has the appearance of a high-stakes, corporate sumo wrestling match, the Federal Trade Commission is reportedly investigating a hefty ad rate increase with which Google stung Microsoft. The investigation is said to be part of the FTC's antitrust probe of Google that's been going on for months. More »

Only Samsung Has The Power To Reinstall Windows On Your Laptop
By Laura Northrup on September 16, 2011 8:30 AM  
When the hard drive of Joseph's Samsung laptop began to make clicking noises, he thought it would be simple enough to make a backup image of his hard drive, install a shiny new solid-state drive, and put the backed-up image on his new drive. This didn't work, and he's stuck without Windows on his drive. Now he yearns for those long-ago days when computer manufacturers actually shipped copies of the software installed on computers with those computers. More »

Get Your Free Xbox 360 From Dell For Only $100
By Laura Northrup on August 18, 2011 12:30 PM  
It was probably a glitch and not a nefarious plot on Dell's part, but Chris found it odd when he tried to take advantage of Microsoft's back-to-school promo where a free Xbox comes with certain Windows laptops. Dell's site kept showing that adding on the free Xbox promo made his total $100 higher than with just the computer. Huh? More »

Lawsuit Accuses Microsoft Of Double Billing Xbox Live Customers
By Chris Morran on August 3, 2011 3:30 PM  
For Xbox 360 users to have access to online gaming, they need to get a paid subscription to Microsoft's Xbox Live Gold service. But a new lawsuit alleges that the service's "vague and onerous terms of use," are leading subscribers to be double-billed. More »

Most Computers Now Use Something Other Than Windows XP
By Phil Villarreal on August 2, 2011 9:45 AM  
Windows XP, Microsoft's ridiculously popular operating system, is about to turn 10 years old. While it's still the most popular OS out there, as of the end of July it's no longer installed on the majority of active systems. More »

Sony Sends Technician To Your House To Break Your Computer
By Laura Northrup on July 7, 2011 9:00 AM  
A functioning touchscreen is an important feature of a touchscreen computer. Yet the Sony VAIO desktop that Frank purchased at a Microsoft store and had shipped to his home on the other side of the country had a faulty touchscreen. Since he was on vacation when purchasing the computer, It was too late for a store return, so he had to deal with Sony. They very helpfully sent someone to his home to fix the computer, but the technician instead broke his VAIO even more, then didn't show up for the return visit where he was supposed to actually fix the darn thing. More »

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Microsoft Thinks You Actually Want To Use The Kinect To Shout At Interactive Ads
By Chris Morran on June 21, 2011 2:52 PM  
Since Microsoft launched the Xbox 360's Kinect motion-sensing device last year, the company has hinted at the Kinect's potential use for advertisers who want to create more interactive ads. Microsoft never asked consumers if they actually wanted this functionality, but that didn't stop the company from demonstrating it earlier today. More »

No One At Microsoft Knows How To Recover Your Xbox Live Child Account Password
By Laura Northrup on June 9, 2011 10:30 AM  
Pete wanted to share the joy of muliplayer gaming with the rest of his family, and so opened up a Family Gold account. All was well until he used some of his own points to buy downloadable content for his stepson. The system prompted him for a password that his stepson didn't have, Pete didn't have, and no one at Microsoft has the power to recover. More »

(jayRaz)

Man Uses Consumerist Tips To Gets Xbox Repaired For Free
By Ben Popken on June 2, 2011 5:00 PM  
Reader Ben was sad. His Xbox was doing the ol' Red Ring of Death. He thought that was quits for his trusted gaming companion but then he started doing some research on Consumerist. Perusing our archives, he realized from some of our old posts that included in the price of the repair to the machine he had done not too long ago was a one-year warranty extension. Huzzah! Here's what he did next: More »

Report: Hackers Can Use Internet Explorer Security Hole To Steal Your Cookies
By Phil Villarreal on May 27, 2011 9:15 AM  
According to an Italian internet security expert, all versions of Internet Explorer suffer from a flaw that could give up your private account access to hackers. Criminals can potentially break into any of your web sessions to steal cookies that grant them access to your Facebook, Gmail and Twitter accounts, among others. More »

Yep, Microsoft Bought Skype For $8.5 Billion
By Meg Marco on May 10, 2011 10:25 AM  
The rumor was true, Microsoft has purchased Skype for $8.5 billion in cash. The Wall Street Journal says the deal will allow the company to integrate Skype into everything from its Bing search engine to Windows smartphones and its Xbox 360 video game system. More »

Report: Microsoft Close To Buying Skype For $8 Billion
By Phil Villarreal on May 10, 2011 5:45 AM  
What do you do when you've got $8 billion burning a hole in your pocket? If you're Microsoft, you head to the corner store and pick yourself up a Skype. A report says the software giant is on the verge of completing a mega-deal to turn itself into a more formidable player in online video communication. More »

Thoughtful Xbox Buys Owner An Unusable Present That Microsoft Can't Refund
By Laura Northrup on May 6, 2011 8:05 AM  
Christopher did something very, very stupid yesterday. Well, that, or one of his Xbox controllers did something very thoughtful and bought him a present on its own, even though it's not Christmas or Bill Gates' birthday or anything. Unfortunately, the gift was a copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops that there isn't even room on his console to download, and the Xbox used his Live account. Some present. This is the reason why you shouldn't leave anything on top of your controller that will keep hitting "accept." More »

Microsoft Finds Opportunity In PlayStation Network Woes
By Phil Villarreal on April 25, 2011 9:15 AM  
Offering less-than-sincere condolences for a competitor's misfortune, a Microsoft spokesperson publicly hoped the ongoing PlayStation Network outage would lead to more action on Xbox Live. More »

Microsoft Works To Prevent Indie Game Ratings Manipulation
By Phil Villarreal on April 20, 2011 11:15 AM  
Seeking to prevent further abuse of its indie games rating system, Microsoft announced it will restrict the ability to rate games to paying Xbox Live Gold members. Previously, anyone could sign up for a Live account and assign ratings to games on the service, and some developers accused users of making up fake accounts to falsely prop up the visibility of certain games while damaging others. More »

Bing, Google Both Gain Search Engine Market Share As Yahoo Fades
By Phil Villarreal on April 14, 2011 8:00 AM  
Microsoft's Bing continues to carve out a spot for itself in the search engine market, but it can't seem to make up much ground against Google, which matched its gains from February to March, according to one report. More »

Worst Company In America Round One: Apple Vs. Microsoft
By consumerist.com on March 24, 2011 12:00 PM  
For the final showdown of Round One, two eternal foes step into the octagon for a bloody battle to the death! More »

Microsoft Says Nook Infringed On Its Patents
By Phil Villarreal on March 22, 2011 11:15 AM  
Believing the Nook e-readers are ripping it off, Microsoft is suing Barnes & Noble and the manufacturers over the devices, which it says infringe on several patents. More »

Microsoft And Feds Take Down World's Largest Spam Botnet
By Ben Popken on March 21, 2011 10:00 AM  
Your inbox might feel a little empty for a while because Microsoft and the Feds have taken down the world's largest botnet, "Rustock," estimated to have infected over 1 million computers worldwide. More »

EECB Gets Microsoft To Stop Dillydallying And Overnight Laptop
By Ben Popken on March 18, 2011 4:00 PM  
George was able to get Microsoft to pick up the pace and ship him a laptop he'd been waiting for for almost a month thanks to a well-crafted EECB. What I like about his is the little personal story he puts at the beginning that's very much in line with the "praise with faint damn" approach we've advocated in the past. More »

New Firefox, Internet Explorer Browsers Compete For Your Love
By Phil Villarreal on March 17, 2011 10:15 AM  
Stepping up to compete with the latest version of Google Chrome, new versions of Firefox and Microsoft's Internet Explorer are poised to continue the arms race to get you to see the internet through their distinctive sets of eyes. More »

Report: Microsoft Finally Letting Zune Give Up The Ghost
By Phil Villarreal on March 15, 2011 11:30 AM  
After half a decade of fruitless attempts to compete with the iPod, Microsoft is said to be phasing out the Zune, apparently no longer planning to release updated versions due to low demand. More »

Here's Your Lineup For Worst Company In America 2011!
By consumerist.com on March 14, 2011 12:00 PM  
For the sixth year in a row, we asked Consumerist readers to send us their nominations for our Worst Company In America tournament. And this year's response was the greatest by far. More »

Study: Active Video Games Are Good For Kids
By Marc Perton on March 8, 2011 12:00 PM  
Two new studies may provide some ammo for kids that want to get more time in front of the Wii or Kinect. According to researchers at Brigham Young University and University of Massachusetts, "exergaming" for 10 minutes can result in a workout as stimulating as walking three miles on a treadmill. More »

Man Installs Windows 1.0 Through 7 To See What Happens
By Ben Popken on March 3, 2011 2:00 PM  
A man decided to try installing every single major upgrade version of Windows in consecutive order just to see what would happen, and made a video documenting the amazing results. Quite a dose of nostalgia. I like how the attention to seeing how the color scheme preferences are maintained or not maintained across installs is a major point of focus. More »

Gamers Stationed Abroad Can't Buy Live Console Subscriptions
By Laura Northrup on March 3, 2011 8:00 AM  
Nick is stationed in Germany with the U.S. Air Force. After a long day of serving his country, he likes to play Xbox. But online play is difficult for military gamers serving abroad because of the way that payment systems at Microsoft and Sony are set up. For those whose credit card billing address is their APO address, the system just won't accept their addresses and go through. Can't anyone help the fine, brave gamers of the military? More »

Hotmail Adds Disposable Accounts
By Phil Villarreal on February 4, 2011 2:30 PM  
It's easy to spoil a good email address by allowing too many irritating sources to grab ahold of it. Hotmail is addressing the problem by allowing users to set up dummy accounts that forward mail to a master inbox. You can set up an alternate address that you use to register for silly website giveaways or people you don't trust, then delete that account if it becomes a spam faucet. More »

Hotmail Sucks: The Rap Video!
By Ben Popken on February 3, 2011 12:00 PM  
Dan Bull has been using Hotmail for 10 years but he's just about reached his breaking point. So the U.K. bedroom rhymesmith made a rap video open letter to Microsoft about how much their product sucks a giant brick. In the vocal style of The Streets, Dan takes aim at the emails that don't arrive, their weak spam filters, and MSN's wack way of adding extra steps when you try to make links. More »

Google: Bing Steals Our Results
By Phil Villarreal on February 2, 2011 9:15 AM  
Suspecting rival Bing piggybacks off its results, Google ran a sting operation to catch Bing in the act. Google says it's proven that Bing copies results from users' searches and uses the info to bolster its own output. More »

Microsoft To Apple: You Can't Trademark "App Store"
By Chris Morran on January 12, 2011 12:30 PM  
It's been over two years since Apple first submitted an application to trademark the phrase "App Store," but that hasn't stopped Microsoft from attempting to stymie the iPhone maker's request. More »

The Red Ring Of Death Affects A Very Occasional Xbox Player
By Laura Northrup on January 6, 2011 12:30 PM  
Here's the thing with warranties: they're limited not by how many hours you've used an item, but by how long you've owned it. Usually, this works in our favor as consumers, but not in Nathan's case. He writes that his little-used Xbox 360 has failed after three years, presenting the dreaded Red Ring of Death. He wonders: since this is the same problem that more frequent Xbox users see after less time has elapsed, why can't Microsoft offer him a repair even though his warranty has expired? More »

Some Hotmail Users Report Vanishing Accounts -- Microsoft Says Problem Is Fixed
By Phil Villarreal on January 3, 2011 9:45 AM  
Whenever you clean out your Hotmail inbox, you get a message complimenting you on the feat. Some Hotmail users reportedly found themselves with an accidentally clean inbox due to an apparent server error that has deleted their accounts More »

No Sexy Sex Games For Kinect Arriving Any Time Soon
By Mary Beth Quirk on December 20, 2010 10:00 AM  
Start crying your salty, dirty tears now, gaming perverts — Microsoft has decided to block the release of a developer's sex game for the Kinect. And by sex game, we of course mean a weird experience involving manhandling cartoon ladies. Classy! More »

Feds Nab Satellite-Smuggling Microsoft Contractor
By Phil Villarreal on December 8, 2010 9:15 AM  
Someone forgot to pay attention to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, which teaches that giving Slugworth an everlasting gobstopper will lead directly to ruin. In a sting operation, the FBI arrested an alleged satellite smuggler who did contract work for Microsoft. More »

Microsoft Has Different Instructions Every Time I Call About My Brand-New Broken Xbox
By Laura Northrup on December 2, 2010 9:00 AM  
Peter tells Consumerist that in early November, he purchased a new Xbox 360 with Kinect. His new system didn't waste any time—it started breaking down that very night. Bringing it back to the store wasn't an option, since he had transferred all of his licenses. His only choice was to contact Microsoft for repairs or a new box. More »

(gongus)

Microsoft Wants To Turn Your Xbox Into A Cable Box
By Chris Morran on November 29, 2010 4:15 PM  
Whether it's through the Zune Marketplace or Netflix, you can already watch movies and other video content on Microsoft's Xbox 360 console. But a new story says the company is looking to expand its offering to what could end up turning Microsoft into your cable company. More »

Microsoft Is Happy That Smart People Are Having Fun With Kinect
By Meg Marco on November 23, 2010 2:20 PM  
Microsoft has resisted the urge to get upset over smart people playing with their new toy in a way they hadn't intended, says the NYT. More »

Kid Gets Kinect-Clocked In The Face
By Ben Popken on November 9, 2010 12:00 PM  
There's a reason why the instructions on the Xbox Kinect, which allows you to play video games by sensing your gestures, tell you to clear the playing area and make sure you have plenty of elbow room, especially when you are playing with two people. The reason is this video. More »

5 Ways The Kinect Can Improve
By Phil Villarreal on November 9, 2010 9:15 AM  
Kinect, Microsoft's controller-free Xbox 360 motion and voice sensor, is entrancing gamers with its circa-2006 Wii-style magic spell, but not everyone is impressed. More »

Who Is The First Moron To Break His TV With The Kinect?
By Chris Morran on November 5, 2010 12:15 PM  
All those shattered TVs and cut-up hands that resulted when the Nintendo Wii first came on the scene sorta made sense. People were flailing their limbs around holding a plastic controller with a flimsy strap. But the new Kinect motion-sensing system for the Xbox 360 should have cut down on at least some of the damage done by removing the controller completely. And yet, some moron in Arizona has already ruined a perfectly good TV with his recklessness. More »

No, The Kinect Is Not Racist
November 4, 2010 7:21 PM  
Speaking of the Microsoft Kinect, you know those rumors that it has trouble with, er, certain skin tones? Yeah, just turn up the lights, OK? More »

Sorry, Best Buy Store Changed Their Minds, No Kinect For You At Midnight
By Laura Northrup on November 4, 2010 5:00 PM  
Mike pre-ordered the Kinect, a new sensor thingy for the Xbox, from his local Best Buy. He expected the store to be open at midnight so he could be united with his new toy just after the official release. The store web site said that they'd be open at midnight, so why should he expect anything different? More »

Microsoft Explains Why Its Xbox Live Price Hike Is Good, And Good For You
By Phil Villarreal on November 3, 2010 9:45 AM  
As of Monday, an annual Xbox Live Gold subscription costs $60 a year, a 20 percent jump from Sunday, when it was $50. Microsoft is here to assure you that the inflation is in your best interest, and necessary for the company to keep pace with its rising costs to do something or other. More »

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Reminder: TWC Customers Can't Get The Xbox 360's ESPN Love
By Phil Villarreal on November 2, 2010 2:30 PM  
Xbox 360 owners who've fired up their console since Monday were treated to a mandatory update that prevented them from getting their Halo Reach on for 5 to 15 minutes. The waiting was worthwhile to Xbox Live Gold members, though, thanks to the streamlined interface and enhanced search features to the Netflix app, as well as access to ESPN 3 programming. More »

Now You Can Finally Search Netflix On Xbox 360
By Chris Morran on November 2, 2010 1:00 PM  
The Xbox 360 was the first video game console to allow Netflix subscribers to stream movies to their TV, but while the the PlayStation 3 and Nintendo Wii have recently improved their Netflix apps, the Xbox remained stuck in 2008. That is, until yesterday's update of the console's software. More »

Microsoft Betting A Billion It Can Convince You To Try Kinect, Windows Phone 7
By Phil Villarreal on October 19, 2010 9:15 AM  
Microsoft is dipping into its vault of marketing cash and heading off on a nearly $1 billion shopping spree to promote its two upcoming technical epiphanies, the hands-free Xbox 360 Kinect controller and the iDroidBerry challenger Windows Phone 7. More »

Xbox 360s Will Become AT&T U-Verse Receivers
By Phil Villarreal on October 13, 2010 1:15 PM  
Starting Friday, Xbox 360 owners who watch TV through AT&T U-Verse will be able to consolidate their "set-top boxes" into one, because the Xbox 360 will act as a TV receiver and DVR. More »

Microsoft Reveals Its 'Me Too' Smartphone
By Phil Villarreal on October 12, 2010 9:15 AM  
Sick of not having a horse in the smart phone race, Microsoft has conjured up its own iDroidBerry, the Windows Phone 7. More »

Xbox Live Marketplace Card Already Used, Even Though It Was Opened Only Moments Ago
By Chris Walters on September 22, 2010 11:30 AM  
Tyler says that on four different occasions now, the Xbox Live points and subscription cards he's bought have been invalid when he redeems them. He had a friend at Gamestop help him out with the invalid subscription card, but he's stuck with useless paper when it comes to the points cards. More »

Halo Glitch Forces Some Xboxers To Play With Themselves
By Phil Villarreal on September 16, 2010 9:45 AM  
The hardest of the hard-core Xbox 360 gamers bought redesigned Xbox 360 Slims and snagged Halo: Reach after it was released at midnight Tuesday morning ready to battle invading Covenant forces with friends. And some were severely disappointed because the newer Xbox 360s don't allow gamers to play cooperatively through the campaign. More »

Xbox Suspends Gay Gamer For Calling Himself A "Homosexueller" Who "Likes Cupcakes"
By Ben Popken on September 2, 2010 12:00 PM  
Despite Xbox recently changing its policy to allow folks to describe their sexual orientation in their gamer profile, Super Street Fighter IV fan Shmoo found his Xbox Live account suspended for breaking their Code of Conduct. His gamer bio states, "Bio Ich bin ein homosexueller Mann in einer großen schlechten Stadt. Ich mag kleine Kuchen und Cheeseburgers." Which translates from German to, "I am a gay man in a big bad city. I like cupcakes and cheeseburgers." This, apparently, was verboten. More »

After 6 Years, Microsoft Makes Xbox 360 Controller That Works Right
By Phil Villarreal on September 1, 2010 9:15 AM  
Ever since Microsoft released the Xbox 360 in late 2005, gamers have had to put up with a clunky directional pad that lacked precision and actually made it possible for fools out there to get lucky enough to beat me at Tecmo Bowl once in a while. Now the company has announced a redesigned controller, but it will cost players looking to upgrade. More »

Microsoft Hikes Xbox Live Subscription Fee
By Phil Villarreal on August 31, 2010 9:15 AM  
In what seems like a clever ruse to get gamers to quickly buy an extra year or two of Xbox Live Gold service — which offers online multiplayer as its main draw — Microsoft announced it's raising the annual subscription fee from $50 to $60. One-month subscriptions rise from $8 to $10 and three-month hitches go from $20 to $25. The price changes go into effect Nov. 1. More »

Microsoft Upping Xbox 360 Online Voice Chat Quality
By Phil Villarreal on August 27, 2010 9:15 AM  
One problem with the Xbox 360's online play is it's often difficult to determine exactly which swear words, racial slurs and homophobic epithets the teenager on the other end spews after you off him in Modern Warfare 2. Aware of the problem, Microsoft says it will upgrade the quality of the sound that pumps through your headset. More »

10 Companies That Were Once Great But Now Kinda Suck
By Chris Morran on August 19, 2010 2:30 PM  
There was a time when many of us got our videos at Blockbuster after shopping for a Sony Discman at Sears, all while talking on our Motorola phone. All of these companies have had their glory days, but now they're on the U.S. News & World Report's list of 10 Companies That Have Lost Their Edge. More »

Go Ahead, Try To Make Sense Of This Xbox Live Pricing Scheme
By Laura Northrup on August 12, 2010 12:30 PM  
Did you know that "free" is basically the same thing as $10? Neither did Jer, until he went to renew his Xbox Live account. He tells Consumerist that along with his account expiration date, he discovered the most baffling pricing scheme this side of Target. More »

Xbox 360 Glitch Gives Away Five Downloadable Games
By Phil Villarreal on August 12, 2010 9:45 AM  
In a bizarre fluke that sounds like an urban legend come true, five downloadable Xbox Live Arcade games are available for free for those willing to bend their ethics. More »

Xbox Assumes Women Contacting Them Must Be Doing It For Their "Sons"
By Ben Popken on August 9, 2010 12:00 PM  
When a woman emailed Xbox support about downgrading her Xbox LIVE Gold account to Silver, they sent her back a form letter that assumed she was contacting them on behalf of her son, even though she doesn't have a son and never made mention of one at all. Hey Microsoft! Ever hear of GIRL GAMERS? More »

Sign Up For MSN Internet At Best Buy? You Could Get $75
By Ben Popken on August 5, 2010 1:00 PM  
If you signed up for MSN Internet at Best Buy between 1999 and 2004, you could be entitled to up to $75. More »

Your Xbox Sells You Movie Tickets
By Phil Villarreal on July 26, 2010 9:45 AM  
Microsoft has struck a deal with MovieTickets.com that allows the company to sell gamers tickets through the Xbox 360. Sorta. More »

(Kotaku)

Sony Explains How Its Motion Controls Are Better Than Rivals'
By Phil Villarreal on July 22, 2010 3:30 PM  
Kotaku snapped this shot from Sony's holiday catalog, which offers a compare-and-contrast feature chart that proclaims its upcoming Move motion controller — due out in September — is profoundly superior to Microsoft's Kinect and Wii's controllers. More »

New Xbox Thingy Will Cost $150, Better Xbox $200
By Meg Marco on July 20, 2010 2:45 PM  
The Kinect, a sensor thingy for Xbox that was not received favorably at E3, will apparently cost $150, or $300 if you buy in a bundle with a newish-betterish-Xbox 360. More »

Security Patching For XP Service Pack 2 Ends Today
By Chris Walters on July 13, 2010 9:30 AM  
If you're still using Windows XP SP2, you're about to be on your own. Today Microsoft releases its final security update for Service Pack 2 (the 32-bit version, at least). More »

Microsoft Falsely Accuses Me Of Modding Broken Xbox, Wants $100 To Fix It
By Phil Villarreal on July 9, 2010 3:30 PM  
Zach's Xbox 360 opted to play for Miami rather than Cleveland, but what he expected to be a routine repair has turned into a standoff. He says Microsoft accuses him of modding his console despite Zach's contention that the unit, which he says is clean, shows no physical signs of being modded. More »

(laihiu)

Run Android On A Windows Mobile Phone
By Ben Popken on July 9, 2010 2:00 PM  
Over at the How-To Geek they've figured out how to get the Android OS to run on a Windows Mobile phone, and now they are sharing the information with one and all. More »

(Ben Popken)

IKEA's Blue Screen Of Death
By Ben Popken on July 8, 2010 2:00 PM  
Snapped this picture last night at my local IKEA of a blue screen of death afflicting their product finder kiosk. Since it's IKEA, they also expect customers to do their own tech support.
Go Easy On Tapping The 'A' Button If You're Getting An Xbox 360 Demo
By Phil Villarreal on July 6, 2010 9:45 AM  
Jonathan wishes his trigger finger wasn't so itchy, because while going on an Xbox 360 free demo downloading binge he accidentally bought a game. More »

(Microsoft)

Microsoft Rescues You From The Tyranny Of Battery Insertion
By Marc Perton on July 3, 2010 8:40 AM  
If you've ever spent hours with a new gadget, inserting and removing batteries until you finally get it just right, you may appreciate Microsoft's latest invention. Instaload is a technology designed for battery compartments that includes both positive and negative contacts at both ends. Yes, we know that sounds like a recipe for a world-ending cataclysm, but somehow Microsoft manages to make to make it work with any pyrotechnics. More »

Microsoft, Sony Charge You Fees On Top Of Fees To Use HuluPlus On Consoles
By Phil Villarreal on July 1, 2010 9:15 AM  
Tech bloggers who dug through some hidden text on Hulu's page announcing pay service HuluPlus discovered unwelcome news for PS3 owners. The text indicates Sony plans on reserving HuluPlus access for those who sign up for its $50-a-year PlayStation Plus online service. The probable move, for now unconfirmed by Sony, falls in line with Microsoft's decree that only paying Xbox Live Gold members will be able to access HuluPlus. More »

Microsoft Kills KIN
By Ben Popken on June 30, 2010 5:13 PM  
The KIN is dead. More »

(Dell)

Did Microsoft Make Dell Take Back Love Letter To Linux?
By Marc Perton on June 23, 2010 6:01 PM  
Dell sells lots of computers that run on Windows. It sells a few that run on Linux. Apparently eager to sell a few more of the latter, Dell boasted on its site that the free operating system is "safer than Microsoft Windows." Bad idea. The claim has vanished, replaced by the less specific "Ubuntu [Linux] is secure." More »

Five Months From Now Microsoft Will Stop Gouging Families For Xbox Live
By Phil Villarreal on June 23, 2010 10:15 AM  
Microsoft's indispensable Xbox Live service was always tough on gaming households, requiring family members and roommates to piggyback on one another's accounts or spring for separate $50-a-year subscriptions. Yesterday the company announced it will start selling 4-for-the-price-of-2 Xbox Live Gold Family Packs, which give you four subscriptions for $100 a year. More »

Burger King All Set For Another Round Of Creepy Xbox 360 Games
By Phil Villarreal on June 22, 2010 1:30 PM  
Back when the Xbox 360 was just a little baby, Burger King released a slew of $4 video games featuring the off-putting King character that weren't nearly as bad as you thought they'd be. More »

Everyone But Microsoft Says Xbox Motion Controller Will Cost $150
By Phil Villarreal on June 21, 2010 9:45 AM  
Microsoft is staying mum on the price of Kinect, its motion and voice controller due out in November, saying it's evaluating options. More »

(gongus)

Microsoft Took Red Ring Out Of Redesigned Xbox To Prevent Red Ring Of Death
By Phil Villarreal on June 17, 2010 8:00 AM  
There were two ways for Microsoft to scuttle the whole Red Ring of Death thing that plagued previous iterations of its Xbox 360: Either fix the problems that cause the consoles to malfunction at a legendary rate or just take the whole red ring out altogether. Microsoft went with plan B. More »

(ESPN)

ESPN3 Coming To Some Xbox Live Consoles
By Marc Perton on June 15, 2010 7:45 PM  
Have a Gold Xbox Live account? Want to catch the latest in bass fishing, Aussie rules football and high school volleyball? You may just be in luck. ESPN has cut a deal with Microsoft to provide its streaming ESPN3 service — which includes all of these events, as well as the latest in cricket and poker — to many Xbox 360 owners with Gold accounts. Okay, you're not limited to just those sports. ESPN3 also has the FIFA World Cup, a selection of MLB games — and the Scripps National Spelling Bee. More »

Come November You Will Be Able To Search Netflix Streaming Content Via Xbox
By Phil Villarreal on June 15, 2010 8:00 AM  
Netflix-streaming Xbox 360 players will have one less reason to be jealous of Roku owners come November. At the E3 video game conference in Los Angeles, Microsoft announced it will let Netflix users search and add streaming movies and TV shows through the console, bypassing the need to do it the old-fashioned way on a computer. More »

Xbox To Slim Down, Get Motion Controller With Odd Name
By Phil Villarreal on June 14, 2010 8:00 AM  
Microsoft's PR machine has sprung a couple of leaks on the eve of the E3 video game mega-conference in Los Angeles: A USA Today report that seems to have since been taken down identified the motion and voice controller previously known as Project Natal as the Kinect. Microsoft later confirmed the moniker. Also, a quickly pulled Italian ad identified a slimmed-down Xbox 360 with a 250gb hard drive. More »

Bing Cashback Ends July 30
By Ben Popken on June 7, 2010 11:39 AM  
Microsoft said it's shutting down the Bing Cashback program July 30th. More »

(C.Barr)

Playing Video Games Is A Great Way To Ruin Your Posture
By Phil Villarreal on June 2, 2010 12:00 PM  
In addition to rotting your brain, turning you into a social outcast and giving you carpal tunnel syndrome, video games also trash your back, according to a Cal State Bakersfield study. The subjects it studied got lazier and lazier as they played until they were slouching, button-mashing hunchbacks. More »

Mobile Devices Push Apple To Front Of Tech Stock Pack
By Chris Morran on May 27, 2010 1:20 PM  
After decades playing second (and often times third or fourth) fiddle to Microsoft, Apple finally moved to the head of the class yesterday, passing the software behemoth to become the most valuable tech company in the world. More »

VIDEO: New Kin Ad Creeps Consumer Reports Out
By Ben Popken on May 18, 2010 4:47 PM  
Theresa over at Consumer Reports Ad Watch took a gander at the latest Kin ad and is kinda skeeved out. In the ad for Microsoft's new social networking phone targeted at teens, protagonist "Rosa" goes out to confront in person "Matty Goldberb" who's been hitting on her on Facebook, despite their never meeting before and not knowing each other besides some "mutual friends" (according to Facebook). More »

What Does "Hot Fried" Windows 7 Taste Like?
By Marc Perton on May 18, 2010 4:19 PM  
Just in case the legendary 7-layer Windows 7 Whopper wasn't enough for you, Microsoft has introduced "Hot Fried 77," the Windows 7 restaurant, featuring 7 Windows-themed dishes. And beer. However, if you're looking to grab a quick bite of hot fried Windows, be prepared to travel fast: The restaurant is in Taiwan, and is only open going to be open for two months. More »

(Microsoft)

Microsoft Won't Offer Upgrade Discount On Office 2010
By Marc Perton on May 12, 2010 1:54 PM  
The bad news: Confirming rumors that circulated earlier this year, Microsoft won't offer existing Office owners a discount if they want to upgrade to the latest version, Office 2010. The even worse news: The new version hasn't done away with the Ribbon. The good news: According to PC Magazine, There really isn't any reason to upgrade if you're happy with your current version of Office (or OpenOffice or Google Docs). More »

VIDEO: MS Office Rigged With Alarm (Candid Camera Prank)
By Ben Popken on May 6, 2010 10:21 AM  
In this video, a copy of Microsoft Office is rigged with a touch-sensitive alarm and a secret camera that tapes what happens when people around town try to pick it up. Usually they become extremely shocked and lose control of their muscles, dropping the box, shuddering, and even losing their balance. I can't blame them, that Clippy scares the crap out of me too. Whether it's just a straight up prank or some kind of anti-software piracy viral video, one thing is for sure: I am amused. More »

The 23 Best Big Companies To Work For
By Mary Beth Quirk on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM  
While there are the Comcasts and the Cash4Golds out there, it's heartening to know that there are actually companies deemed to be "good" to work for. Exciting! Thanks for putting together a list of 23 of those magical companies, Fortune! More »

Microsoft Teaches Us All To Laugh Again
By Chris Morran on April 30, 2010 12:55 PM  
Having a sense of humor is important to survival. It helps you cope with the down times and to appreciate the good times. Just ask those yucksters at Microsoft, who have put together a very helpful guide on how to gauge your level of humor competency. More »

These Are The Top 10 Brands In The Whole Wide World
By Chris Morran on April 28, 2010 3:28 PM  
For five years, the people at BrandZ (you know they're in branding because of the "Z") have been evaluating customer opinion and awareness of various global brands, and then putting a dollar value on that evaluation for their annual Top 100 Most Valuable Global Brands report. Here are the top 10 brands on the BrandZ list. More »

Which Of These Is The Worst Business Decision Ever?
By Chris Morran on April 26, 2010 4:25 PM  
There have been a lot of boneheaded business decisions over the years, but the folks over at MSN seem to think they've distilled it down to an elite 8 of nearsighted, addle-brained, wrong-minded missteps. See if you agree. More »

Star Of Microsoft Kin's Sexty Ads Has Sext Parody Video History
By Ben Popken on April 21, 2010 5:00 PM  
Last week, Microsoft pulled some ads for the new Kin social media device after our prurient pals over at Consumer Reports pointed out that they seemed to promote sexting (In one of the shots, a teenager puts the gadget under his shirt and takes a picture). "Microsoft takes the issue of sexting very seriously," said a Microsoft spokesman regarding the yank. Well they certainly must, reports ANIMAL, because that's exactly the kind of content where they seem to have found Rosa Salazar, the campaign's main actress. For instance, her starring role in the parodic safe-sext-take on Salt n' Peppa's 1991 smash hit, "Let's Talk About Sex." More »

(Consumer Reports)

Microsoft Takes Back Its Naughty Ad For The Kin
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 17, 2010 12:46 PM  
Perhaps in an effort to show that the iPhone isn’t the only super sexy young hip fun phone out there, Microsoft had a bit of a misstep recently with a commercial for the Kin that seemed to promote sexting, the act of sending graphic content via camera phones (aka the ultimate fear of teenagers’ parents everywhere). More »

Microsoft Stops Carnival Trickery, Sells Online Currency In Regular Increments
By Phil Villarreal on April 12, 2010 8:00 AM  
Microsoft used to pull the old carnival trick while selling you Microsoft points, having you buy them in 1,000 point ($12.50) increments to buy a game that costs 800 points ($10). You'd end up with some left over, which you'd feel as though you were wasting unless you re-upped and bought more games to reduce your balance to zero. Now that's changed, Kotaku reports: Microsoft lets you buy them in 400 point increments. More »

USB Storage Now Available For Xbox 360
By Chris Morran on April 6, 2010 12:30 PM  
Remember a couple weeks back when Microsoft announced that they would finally be allowing USB storage for the Xbox 360? Well, that day is finally here. More »

Microsoft Gives 7 Free Days Of Xbox Live To Players Who Bought Broken DLC
By Phil Villarreal on April 6, 2010 9:30 AM  
Those who downloaded Modern Warfare 2's overpriced ($15) and broken Stimulus Package maps the day they came out got a little reward from Microsoft, according to Kotaku: 7 days of free gold service. More »

Now You Get To Pay To Be Advertised To As You Play Games
By Phil Villarreal on April 6, 2010 8:30 AM  
Three Old Spice-themed games have lurched onto Xbox Live. Advergames are nothing new on the console, but what's audacious about this new set of games is you actually have to pay for them, Joystiq reports. More »

Worst Company In America: Apple VS Microsoft
By Chris Morran on April 1, 2010 2:29 PM  
It's time for these two foes to step into the Red Ring of Death. Will Microsoft's trail of dead Xboxes and too-late knockoffs of iPods and iPhones be enough to get them past Apple, the company that charges you $499 for an oversized iPod Touch and then only lets you use software they approve and sell to you? More »

Ford Partners With Microsoft For Recharging Electric Vehicles
By Chris Morran on March 31, 2010 1:52 PM  
Earlier today, Ford announced that it's going to be the first car manufacturer to employ Microsoft's Hohm energy management system when it begins rolling out its line of electric and hybrid electric vehicles over the next two years. More »

Hallelujah, Microsoft To Finally Allow Xbox 360 USB Storage
By Phil Villarreal on March 19, 2010 8:45 AM  
In a savvy move that helps defray one of the big knocks on the Xbox 360 — that its storage options are limited — Microsoft will release a firmware update that allows gamers to store games and saves on portable devices, up to 16GB in size, that connect to the console via USB, Joystiq reports. More »

Send Your Broken 360 To Hell With Class Via This Coffin
By Phil Villarreal on March 16, 2010 8:39 AM  
Many times when my Xbox 360s have broken I've wanted to send them off with a cremation that follows several steel-toed boot stomps. But if you'd like to make a point of protest to Microsoft while also treating your old buddy with care, you may want to invest in one of these Xbox 360 coffins. More »

Microsoft EECB Saves The Day When Zune Leaks Battery Acid
By Laura Northrup on March 14, 2010 10:00 PM  
Tristan tells Consumerist that his Zune was about two years old and out of warranty when it began leaking battery acid on his hand. Appalled at the options that regular customer service offered, he used techniques from the Consumerist toolbox and empowered himself. He used our guide to crafting an Executive E-mail Carpet Bomb, and found contact information for Microsoft executives on the site as well. Getting his case in front of a person with actual authority earned Tristan a free repair of his obviously defective Zune. More »

Microsoft Donates $8 Million In Pocket Change To Help Veterans Find Jobs
By Chris Morran on March 8, 2010 4:45 PM  
For U.S. troops returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, they're coming home to a depressed job market and double-digit unemployment. That's why a little Washington-based software company called Microsoft is ponying up $2 million in cash and $6 million in software to help these new civilians find jobs. More »

(msmail)

Internet Explorer 6 Takes A Dirt Nap
By Phil Villarreal on March 8, 2010 8:00 AM  
Aten Design Group of Denver hosted a funeral for Microsoft's Internet Explorer 6 last week, after Google Docs and Google Sites stopped supporting the browser. YouTube will drop IE 6 — released in 2001 — Saturday. CNN reports the story of IE 6's sendoff: More »

Xbox Live No Longer Bans Gay People From Describing Themselves
By Laura Northrup on March 5, 2010 3:00 PM  
One of Xbox Live's more irksome policies has been that if your gamertag happens to mention that you are gay or lesbian, that's not permitted. (Or if you use your real name, which happens to contain the letters G-A-Y in that order.) But Microsoft has changed their code of conduct, and this policy is no more. More »

Michaelsoft Binbows Is Japanese For "Get A Cheap PC Here"
By Marc Perton on March 3, 2010 2:37 PM  
We have no idea who first posted this picture, but just to set the record straight, the sign is using a bilingual pun on the Japanese word 貧乏 (binbo) which can be translated as "poor." It's apparently promoting a store that sells cheap PCs and computer parts, though we do kind of like the sound of "binbows," and may just start using that around the office when we want to refer to Michaelsoft's flagship product. Or other products that are deemed worthy of such an appellation. More »

Don't Press The F1 Key
By Ben Popken on March 3, 2010 12:46 PM  
Windows: pressing the F1 key might make your computer go boom. A security exploit deployed by certain malicious websites hides in the Windows help files and could get launched if you press the F1 button. It will only happen, if the following is true: More »

Court Dismisses Vista Downgrade Suit Against Microsoft
By Chris Morran on March 1, 2010 1:42 PM  
Upstart software company Microsoft managed to eke out a rare legal victory, as a U.S. District Court has thrown out a lawsuit alleging that Microsoft was forcing computer manufacturers to ship computers with their Vista operating system, compelling owners who want to use the earlier XP operating system to pay for the downgrade. More »

Make A Yo Momma Joke In Xbox Live Profile, Get Suspended
By Phil Villarreal on February 24, 2010 10:15 AM  
M. had his Xbox Live account suspended for making a mom joke that probably wouldn't even have gotten his name on the board in third grade. His bio read "I like pie... URmoms PIE." More »

Call This Number If Your Xbox Has Broken Multiple Times And You Need Your Replacement Pronto
By Phil Villarreal on February 24, 2010 8:00 AM  
While submitting his busted Xbox 360 for repair, Ben stumbled upon a valuable piece of info for those whose have suffered multiple system breakdowns: A special phone number that expedites the shipping your refurbished replacement console, provided you have your reference number and the extension of a CSR who helped you with your problem when you called 1-800-4MY-XBOX. We first reported the secret number (1-888-236-0927) two years ago. More »

Is Microsoft Trying To Buy BlackBerry?
By Chris Morran on February 22, 2010 12:54 PM  
While Microsoft is still basking in the glow of the announcement of their new Windows Phone 7 software, the company isn't just hoping to wedge its way into the mobile market by selling a platform for other people to put on non-Microsoft hardware. According to a new report, Microsoft is in the market for an existing smartphone company to jump start their efforts. More »

Microsoft's Windows Phone 7 Causing Developers To Ditch Projects
By Chris Morran on February 18, 2010 12:32 PM  
For some developers of mobile phone applications, Monday's announcement of Microsoft's new Windows Phone 7 software may mean putting an end to their slates of in-the-works projects. More »

VIDEO: Everything Microsoft Wants You To Know About Windows Phone 7
By Chris Morran on February 15, 2010 4:07 PM  
After weeks of hype and speculation (though nothing compared to the hysteria surrounding any new Apple product), Microsoft finally unveiled its attempt at out iPhoning the iPhone. Here's an exhaustive video covering all the ways in which this spanking new product is so not exactly the same as what other companies have been doing for more than 2 years. More »

Microsoft Wouldn't Sell Xboxes To U.S. Army
By Phil Villarreal on February 12, 2010 9:30 AM  
Wired reports that the U.S. Army was interested in purchasing a bunch of Xbox 360s to aid in training, but it was turned down flat by Microsoft. More »

Netflix To Stream In 1080p And 5.1... Someday
By Chris Morran on February 9, 2010 1:55 PM  
For those of us who really enjoy streaming Netflix movies through our Xbox 360 or PS3, it seemed like wonderful news yesterday when it was reported that some Watch It Now flicks would be made available in both 1080p and 5.1 surround in the near future. Alas, after some clarification, it looks like only part of this is true. More »

Microsoft Investigating Why Songs Are Disappearing From Zune Pass
By Chris Walters on February 8, 2010 5:27 PM  
If record labels decided to pull some of their songs from the Zune Pass service in the past couple of weeks, they did a poor job telling Microsoft about it. The company seems to be as in the dark as Zune Pass subscribers about why songs, albums, or entire discographies have gone missing. Ars technica reports that a Microsoft employee wrote on a Zune forum, "We are investigating your reported missing albums indicated in this post—and will come back to you as soon as we understand why they're missing." More »

Microsoft Won't Let Me Transfer My Xbox Hard Drive Data Because Of Registration Error
By Phil Villarreal on February 5, 2010 10:15 AM  
Ben says he bought a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Xbox 360 with a 250GB hard drive so he could transfer saves and downloaded content from his full old hard drive to a new one. More »

This Robot Will Either Enhance Your Xbox 360 Or Bite You In Your Sleep
By Phil Villarreal on February 5, 2010 8:00 AM  
Microsoft's motion-sensing peripheral currently known as Project Natal is in the prototype phase, and The Seattle Times snagged this shot of the device, a secret agent sent by Skynet to kill John Connor and ensure the robotic enslavement of the human race. More »

(Photo: jlm699)

Fed-Up Xbox Gamer Has Gone Through 6 Broken Consoles
By Phil Villarreal on January 28, 2010 9:30 AM  
Jay knows his tale of having gone through six Xbox 360s isn't all that unusual, but he rightly expresses that it's pathetic that stories like his are common. The poor guy even bought an Xbox 360 Elite in hopes that the redesign would be more reliable. But alas, his Elite and its replacements now broken as many times as his chain of launch consoles. More »

(Photo: frankieleon)

My Xbox Racing Wheel Broke And Microsoft Demanded I Pay $30 For Shipping
By Phil Villarreal on January 27, 2010 10:18 AM  
Sagar bought an Xbox 360 wireless racing wheel, which didn't rumble as it was supposed to. He called Microsoft customer service and says he was told he had to pay for shipping because his console — not the accessory — was out of warranty. More »

(Photo: afagen)

Microsoft May Start Streaming ESPN On Xbox 360
By Phil Villarreal on January 19, 2010 9:00 AM  
Microsoft is in talks to stream ESPN programming through the Xbox 360, the New York Times reports. More »

(Photo: Thox)

Lenovo Charges For "Free" Windows 7 That's Four Months Late
By Laura Northrup on January 15, 2010 12:16 PM  
Michael purchased a new laptop from Lenovo this past summer. This laptop came with the promise that he would receive a free copy of Windows 7 as soon as the new operating system was released. Michael writes that (as other customers of various computer vendors have discovered) the free OS was not free—it cost over $30. And four months after the retail release date of Windows 7, Michael still hasn't received his disc. More »

(Photo: Tengaport)

Amazon Slashes Prices On Xbox Live Subscription Cards
By Phil Villarreal on January 6, 2010 8:34 AM  
If you're an Xbox 360 gamer who likes to play online, you'd do well to hit up Amazon for an Xbox Live subscription card or three. The 12-month subscriptions are $35 rather than $50, and you can stack one card on top of the other, ensuring your 360 and its red ring of death descendants will be online until John Cusack's movie destroys the planet. More »

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Verizon Reportedly Forces Smartphone Users To Exclusively Search Via Bing
By Phil Villarreal on December 25, 2009 10:30 AM  
Readers and news reports say Verizon has pushed out a smartphone update that has made Bing its exclusive search application thanks to a rumored half-billion dollar deal between Microsoft and Verizon. More »

(Photo: jeffwilcox)

Microsoft Must Change Word Or Stop Selling It
By Laura Northrup on December 22, 2009 7:30 PM  
A federal appeals court has ordered Microsoft to remove custom XML functionality from any copies of Word 2007 that go on sale after January 11th. The ruling struck down Microsoft's appeal of an earlier verdict that technology used in Office 2007 originated with the Canadian company i4i Software. More »

(Photo: Milkham)

My Xbox 360 Didn't Break Often Enough
By Phil Villarreal on December 10, 2009 9:30 AM  
Xbox 360 owners like to compare horror stories about how often their console has broken down, but few can top the tale of Joseph, the man so unlucky that his refurbished Xbox 360 didn't break down once until its three-year red ring of death warranty lapsed. More »

Microsoft Trying To Buy Its Way To Search Supremacy
By Phil Villarreal on November 24, 2009 10:30 AM  
Microsoft wants to pay Newscorp to de-index its stories from Google, giving Bing a leg-up in searches. More »

What Do You Do When Your Hotmail Gets Hijacked?
By Phil Villarreal on October 29, 2009 3:27 PM  

—>Richard says his wife's Hotmail account was hacked, and now she can't get into her email or fix the problem via Microsoft's customers service online or over the phone. He writes:  More »

Man Wakes Up To Find Dog Went On XBOX Spending Spree
By Phil Villarreal on October 26, 2009 2:20 PM  

—>A man claims his dog bought spent $62.50 on video games by chewing on his Xbox 360 controller at night, Kotaku writes:  More »

Next Xbox Update Will Block Third-Party Storage Cards
By Alex Chasick on October 23, 2009 7:19 PM  

—>A reader sent along this tip, and his complaint, that Microsoft's upcoming Xbox 360 update will block third-party storage devices.  More »

A Look Inside Microsoft's First Retail Store
By Phil Villarreal on October 23, 2009 12:32 PM  

—>Destructoid's Conrad Zimmerman hoofed it to the world's first Microsoft Store in Scottsdale. People actually camped out overnight in order to be the first to get a look inside, which shows you how little there is to do in Arizona.  More »

Burger King Welcomes Windows 7 With Seven-Patty Whopper
By Laura Northrup on October 22, 2009 7:15 PM  

—>What could be more American than celebrating the launch of a new product with an almost comically unhealthy fast-food product? Unfortunately, the seven-patty Windows 7 Whopper is only available in Japan.  More »

5 Legal Ways To Get Windows 7 For Under $120
By consumerist.com on October 21, 2009 2:57 PM  

—>Windows 7, Microsoft's big bucket of bugfixes, hits stores tomorrow. If you had enough foresight to take advantage of Microsoft's public beta and pre-order discounts earlier this year, you may already have a cheap version of the new OS. If not, here are a few ways to pick up Windows 7 now, without having to hand over $120, the lowest official price for an upgrade.   More »

Guy Orders 20 Xboxes, Microsoft Won't Give Him Right Power Brick For Just One
By Phil Villarreal on October 21, 2009 2:41 PM  

—>Jon ordered 20 Xbox 360s and was happy with all of them, except for the one that came with a mis-matched power brick adapter. He called Microsoft customer service but says he was stonewalled, dealing with a rep who was either quite misinformed, lazy, lying, or some combination of the three.  More »

T-Mobile Posts Instructions On How To Restore Sidekick Data
By Chris Walters on October 20, 2009 8:21 PM  

—>If you've been waiting impatiently to get your data back on your Sidekick, here's your opportunity. IntoMobile reports that T-Mobile has posted data retrieval instructions on its website. They note that most but not necessarily all contacts should be there, but if you're one of the unlucky few who lost all of your data, T-Mobile has a shiny $100 gift card for you.  More »

Coming Soon: Family Guy Windows 7 Infomercial (Sort Of)
By Laura Northrup on October 18, 2009 8:00 PM  

—>Is it s sponsored special? A glorified infomercial? We're not sure, but on November 8, the Griffins of "Family Guy" will be hosting their own Windows 7 launch party of sorts, in the form of a half-hour special sponsored by Microsoft.  More »

Microsoft: We May Have Recovered Sidekick Users' Lost Data
By Laura Northrup on October 15, 2009 6:26 PM  

—>Maybe those lawsuits over the Sidekick data outage were a little premature. Microsoft, parent company of Sidekick maker Danger Inc, reports that they have recovered most, if not all, of users' lost data. Yay!  More »

T-Mobile: We Won't Swap Out Your Sidekick For A Different Phone
By Chris Walters on October 15, 2009 2:00 PM  

—>Amber is a pre-paid Sidekick owner who has been a T-Mobile customer for 7 years. After the recent T-Mobile data disaster, she doesn't intend to get burned again. She wants to switch to a different phone, and she wants T-Mobile to buy back her Sidekick since they can't deliver the data security they promised. Initially T-Mobile agreed, but then they pulled a Sidekick Data Outage on their promise and it disappeared forever.  More »

First Sidekick Data Outage Lawsuits Filed
By Laura Northrup on October 15, 2009 1:59 PM  

—>After T-Mobile Sidekick users lost data access for the better part of a week, then lost the information stored on their phones, it should surprise no one that the lawsuits are already flying. Though it is surprising that none of them were filed by Perez Hilton.  More »

T-Mobile Sidekick Data Outage Turns Into Epic Customer Data Fail
By Laura Northrup on October 11, 2009 4:00 PM  

—>This time last week, we thought of the T-Mobile Sidekick data outage as a mere inconvenient outage, but a temporary one. We grossly misunderstimated how badly T-Mobile and Danger/Microsoft could screw things up.  More »

Microsoft Turns A Blind Eye To Phishing Scams On Xbox LIVE
By Chris Walters on October 6, 2009 3:10 PM  

—>William wrote to us this weekend to point out how little Microsoft does to fight phishing attacks on their hugely popular Xbox LIVE network. It's unfortunate they don't take this sort of crime more seriously, since so many kids—who by all rights should have less experience with phishing—are on Xbox LIVE. Below is what two different Xbox CSRs told William when he contacted them to complain about phishing attacks.  More »

EECB Changes Price Tag To Fix Zune From $160 To $0
By Phil Villarreal on October 5, 2009 3:31 PM  

—>Brian believes a firmware update made his 80gb Zune give up the ghost, so he called customer service asking for a repair. The CSR's idea was for Brian to send the Zune and $160 so Microsoft — new 80gb Zunes are going for $217 on Amazon — but Brian had a different idea: call in an EECB airstrike.  More »

Gee, Jay Leno Sure Does Like Talking About Products
By Meg Marco on October 2, 2009 6:25 PM  

—> Edrants.com recently edited together all the moments of Leno & guests dropping product names. Yes, this is just one episode's worth of product references.  More »

Your New Computer's Free Windows 7 Upgrade? Not So Free, Actually
By Laura Northrup on October 1, 2009 7:49 PM  

—>Not many people really want a computer with Windows Vista. The sensible thing for customers who need a computer—but not right away—to do is wait until the launch of Windows 7 and then buy a computer with the much-awaited OS pre-installed. Vendors realize this, and are trying to get Vista-laden machines off their shelves with the promise of a free upgrade to Windows 7 when it comes out. A free upgrade that is not, in fact, free.  More »

Microsoft's Launch Party Video Is Surprisingly Offensive!
By Chris Walters on October 1, 2009 7:40 PM  

—>Okay, now we get the appeal of hosting a Windows 7 launch party. There's lots of f[bleep]g involved. Lots and lots of it at the skeevy white guy's party, it sounds like. Watch the clip below to see how much better you can make a corporate video by adding a few well-timed bleeps.  More »

Guy Complains To Microsoft, Gets Free Windows 7 Party Pack
By Phil Villarreal on October 1, 2009 2:50 PM  

—>If Microsoft is serious about getting people to host wild, enthusiastic Windows 7 parties, the company should get potential hosts psyched up the way it did this guy who lives in the CaribbeanMore »

Microsoft Wants You To Host Your Own Windows 7 Launch Party, Really
By Chris Walters on September 29, 2009 3:04 PM  

—>Everyone likes hosting launch parties, right?! What? No one likes them? They're not real parties—just promotional events dreamed up to move units? But Microsoft told me that it's okay to host my own launch party! It'll be cool! Just look at these two married couples hanging out and gabbing like a box of birds about how much they love Windows 7More »

Why Can't Microsoft Help Get This Guy's Stolen Xbox Live Account Back?
By Chris Walters on September 25, 2009 1:20 PM  

—>Erik has been patiently trying to get his stolen Xbox Live account back for a month and a half now, but all Microsoft has done to help is lie and fail to follow up on phone calls or emails. Oh, and there was that one point where they sent "how to get your account back" instructions to the person who had stolen the account, which sort of defeated the point.  More »

Microsoft Seeks Arrogant Would-Be Hipsters To Staff New Stores
By consumerist.com on September 22, 2009 10:22 PM  

—>When Apple needs to come up with a hot new product, it turns to CEO Steve Jobs, who is said to micromanage everything from the color of the product's box to how overpriced it should be. And, when Microsoft needs to go after the next big thing, the company turns to ... Steve Jobs. At least that seems to be the idea behind Microsoft's latest plan, which involves poaching managers from Apple's retail stores.  More »

Microsoft Goes After Malicious Ad Suppliers
By Chris Walters on September 18, 2009 4:47 PM  

—>If you visited the New York Times website last week, you may have been surprised to have your browsing interrupted by one of those scammy "we're scanning your computer for viruses OH NO YOU HAVE A VIRUS!" ads that overtake your window. Now Microsoft has filed 5 lawsuits in an attempt to fight back against the jerks who may have been responsible for it, and certainly for other ads like it all over the web.  More »

Are All Xbox 360s Doomed To Fail? Student Survey Aims To Find Out
By Ben Popken on September 18, 2009 3:00 PM  

—>Reader Ben Strauss is doing a cool project for his marketing class - he's surveying Xbox owners to find out how many have had failed Xboxes and/or know someone who does. So far he's interviewed 200 people and is seeing a 71% failure rate, with 85% of respondents saying they know someone with a failed Xbox. Ben writes:  More »

DS, PSP, iPhone, Meet Your New Portable Gaming Competitor: The Zune HD!
By Phil Villarreal on September 16, 2009 7:00 PM  

—>WIRED reports the newly released Zune HD can play video games. They found this promo video, posted inside, which reveals the device would play games, something Microsoft hadn't confirmed.  More »

Microsoft Teaches Best Buy How To Diss Linux, Macs
By consumerist.com on September 10, 2009 2:18 PM  

—>A recent flurry of reports on the internets claim that Microsoft has been training Best Buy employees to push customers away from Linux and Mac systems to those running Windows. While some posts claim that the Gatesians are teaching Best Buy workers to become "Linux assassins," most of what's going on looks like typical retail marketing: a deep-pocketed supplier working with a chain to hawk its products more aggressively. However, Linux pros are up in arms about "inaccuracies" in the Microsoft program that walks customers through the advantages of Windows vs. Linux.  More »

Reader Says Microsoft Won't Stop Charging Him For Ex-Roommate's Xbox Live
By Phil Villarreal on September 8, 2009 2:09 PM  

—>In case you were wondering whether or not it would be a good idea to let your deadbeat roommate use your debit card to sign up for Xbox Live, Jake checks in to reassure you that no, it's not.  More »

Microsoft Charging For Xbox 360 Game Add-On That's Free On PC
By Phil Villarreal on September 8, 2009 1:10 PM  

—>Eurogamer reports that Microsoft is charging $7 for the downloadable Crash Course add-on, due this month, to the zombie-splattering Xbox 360 game Left 4 Dead. Crash Course will be free on the PC version of the game via Steam, but the Destructoid story cites a Eurogamer interview with Chet Faliszek of Valve, the game's developer. He tells Eurogamer:  More »

Microsoft Poland Demonstrates Hilariously Bad Photoshop Skills
By consumerist.com on August 26, 2009 3:08 PM  

Apparently, some geniuses at Microsoft decided that an Asian man, a black guy, and a white woman wasn't the best way to sell Microsoft's Business Productivity tools in Poland. So they swapped out the black guy with a white guy in the photo. Nothing terribly unusual about that - ads are altered for foreign markets all the time. But that Photoshopped head of a grimacing, palsied yuppie promises to haunt your dreams.   More »

Customer Feels Bing-ed By Spontaneously Reduced New Egg/Microsoft Promotion
By Phil Villarreal on August 25, 2009 1:00 PM  

—>Richard thought he'd take advantage of a joint promotion between Microsoft's Bing search engine and Newegg that gives you 10 percent refund via PayPal if you click on a Newegg banner on Bing.  More »

You Can Extend Your Windows 7 Trial Period Up To 120 Days
By Chris Walters on August 25, 2009 12:49 AM  

—>The OS coverage this week will mostly be about Apple's upgrade coming out this Friday, but here's a good tip for Windows users who are planning on trying out Windows 7: you can reset the 30 day trial period 3 times, for a total of 120 days. Although it's not an official "feature," Microsoft has announced that they don't care if customers take advantage of it.  More »

Microsoft Favors Braun Over Brains In Store Employees
By Phil Villarreal on August 24, 2009 1:30 PM  

—>Thinking about going for a job at one of those snazzy new Microsoft Stores? Time to stock up on the Creatine and start pumping iron, because Microsoft will need you to be able to lift 75 pounds. That's like two Paris Hiltons!  More »

Microsoft Lowers High-End 360 Price To Match PS3
By Phil Villarreal on August 24, 2009 1:00 PM  

—>Responding to Sony's announcement that a new, cheaper PS3 — as well as a universal price cut to $300 — is imminent, Microsoft is understandably lowering the price of its Xbox 360 Elite to $300, matching the new PS3.  More »

Windows 7 May Be Worth The Upgrade
By Chris Walters on August 20, 2009 3:53 AM  

—>If, like every other frustrated Windows customer in the past couple of years, you've been clinging desperately to your works-just-fine copy of XP while Vista scratches at the window like a 'Salem's Lot kid, you may be able to finally unclench this fall. That's when Windows 7 comes out, and Wired offers 7 reasons why it might actually be worth moving over to.  More »

Xbox 360 Failure Rate is 54.2 Percent, Game Informer Finds
By Phil Villarreal on August 17, 2009 1:00 PM  

—>The Xbox 360 breaks five times as often as its closest failure-prone competitor, the PlayStation 3, a print edition-only Game Informer survey found.  More »

UPDATED: Microsoft Will Let You Download Games With 360 Currency It Sells You, CSRs Told Me Otherwise
By Phil Villarreal on August 13, 2009 1:00 PM  

—>Dork that I am, I got giddy when I heard Microsoft would start selling full downloads of retail Xbox 360 games to hard drives under the new Games on Demand banner. I bought $60 worth of Microsoft points in order to download Call of Duty 2 and Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga.  More »

Judge Tells Microsoft It Can't Sell Word In U.S.
By Chris Walters on August 12, 2009 7:16 PM  

—>Thanks to a Texas judge's ruling earlier this week, Microsoft has been prohibited from selling or supporting any more copies of Word that can edit XML-based documents. A Toronto-based company, i4i, sued Microsoft in 2007 over its XML editing patent, and the judge ruled in i4i's favor. The ruling kicks in 60 days from now, unless Microsoft decides to appeal. We have a feeling it will.  More »

Now You Can Deposit Your Money Directly Into Your Xbox 360
By Phil Villarreal on August 7, 2009 2:00 PM  

—>If you were sitting there staring at your Xbox 360 thinking, "Ya know, I really wish there were a way I could start getting you to take money directly out of my checking account," your dreams are realized. Microsoft is now taking PayPal deposits to buy downloadable contentMore »

Man vs. Eternally Broken Xbox 360: A Novel
By Phil Villarreal on August 6, 2009 1:02 PM  

—>Being a jaded Xbox 360 owner who's watched his console give up the ghost five times, it takes a lot for a tale of Microsoft customer service woe to move me. And yet a reader named Gower accomplished just that by sending a novel-length soliloquy about his maddening run through Xbox 360 hell. What follows is the Cliffs Notes version (grab your hankies):  More »

Microsoft Retail Stores Prepare For Sensory Overload, Global Domination
By Laura Northrup on July 29, 2009 11:56 PM  

—>This is old news to some of our readers, but not all: Microsoft is planning to open their own retail stores. What would such a wondrous place look like? Gizmodo has a concept Powerpoint presentation (what else?) that shows what the stores could look like.  More »

Yahoo and Microsoft Will Tag-Team Up To Battle Google
By Phil Villarreal on July 29, 2009 1:15 PM  

—>In a schoolyard bully battle royale, Microsoft and Yahoo are joining forces to target Google, with the aim of relieving the company of its search engine dominance.  More »

Microsoft "Laptop Hunters" Ads Changed To Omit Apple Prices
By Laura Northrup on July 24, 2009 8:54 PM  

—>Microsoft has changed their latest "Laptop Hunters" ad after a complaint from Apple that the Mac prices cited in the ads are misleading and MacBook Pro have been lowered since the ads were produced. The cheapest model with a 15" screen only costs $1700 now, not $2000.  More »

Stagflation Hitting Downloadable Xbox 360 Games
By Phil Villarreal on July 23, 2009 1:15 PM  

—>Microsoft's greatest triumph with the Xbox 360 is undoubtedly its Xbox Live service, buoyed by robust selection of downloadable games. You can buy digital versions of classic arcade titles, original Xbox games (and starting next month, Xbox 360 games), avant-garde indie gems and even some Nintendo 64 classics. Customers are so in love with the service that they haven't even noticed that prices for downloadable games have crept up more than 15 percent since the system debuted in 2005.  More »

Apple Tried To End Microsoft's Laptop Hunters Television Commercials
By Laura Northrup on July 22, 2009 2:06 AM  

—>Microsoft's series of "Laptop Hunters" ads are cute, realistic, and appeal to consumers at a time when our disposable income is limited. Apple doesn't seem to think they're so cute, though—the company's lawyers apparently tried to have the ads stoppedMore »

Kaplan GRE Test Prep Software Fails Windows Vista Exam
By Laura Northrup on July 21, 2009 10:38 PM  

—>If I were still preparing to take the GRE, I would start by purchasing study guides from a company that seems to have a grasp of basic logic. That company would not be Kaplan. See, Kaplan assumes that none of their customers are using Windows Vista. You know, the latest commercial release of the world's dominant home computer operating system. At least, that would explain why their practice test software doesn't work on computers running Vista, and their tech support staff don't seem terribly concerned.  More »

Office 2010: The Movie - Where Bill Gates And Jerry Bruckheimer Meet
By Laura Northrup on July 17, 2009 12:30 AM  

—>What happens when Microsoft hires a small digital ad agency to help promote the next version of Office? You get Office 2010: The Movie, an action-thriller interpretation of Microsoft Office. Does it work? You be the judge.  More »

Google To Launch Free PC Operating System Next Year
By Chris Walters on July 8, 2009 2:03 PM  

—>Tired of Windows, don't like fine-tuning Ubuntu, can't afford buying into the Apple ecosystem? Google has just announced they're releasing an open source computer operating system called Chrome OS next year.  More »

Microsoft Will 'Enhance' Gamers' Experiences With Dashboard Ads
By Phil Villarreal on July 2, 2009 1:08 PM  

—>While the Wii and PlayStation 3 give it up for free, Microsoft gets away with charging gamers $50 a year for its online service, Xbox Live, because it's so robust and user-friendly. And yet earlier this week Microsoft revealed it was taking a step to water down that latter advantage by using Silverlight to bombard its users with ads.  More »

Wondering about Windows 7? PC World has put together a FAQ that will bring you up to speed on all the pre-order deals, upgrade policies, and everything else you need to start plotting your escape from Vista. [PC WorldMore »

Don't Pay For Directory Assistance
By Laura Northrup on June 22, 2009 3:06 PM  

—>Amidst the chatter about the iPhone 3G S and iPhone cultists' users' hate/hate relationship with AT&T, here's another bit of bad news for AT&T subscribers: reader Mark e-mailed to let us know that the cost of directory assistance calls will go up to $1.99 on July 1. Fortunately, when you need 411 service, you don't have to pay for it.  More »

MSN Calls The Hackintosh "Amazing"
By Laura Northrup on June 19, 2009 2:28 AM  

—>MSN has a neat article about the 38 "amazing things" that you didn't know the technology you own could do. The well-meaning writers posted about a neat tech trick, without realizing how it could be misinterpreted.  More »

Jake Hunts For A Good Laptop
By Chris Walters on June 18, 2009 5:05 PM  

—>Funny or Die has a pretty funny, nsfw parody of the current Microsoft "You find it, you keep it" commercials. Jake's in the market for a decent laptop that can meet his needs, which include a big screen, the ability to go online, and enough cash left over for some subscriptions to certain adult websites. It's basically what the real commercial would look like in a world without TV censors.  More »

Microsoft Goes After Internet Ad Fraudsters In Court
By Phil Villarreal on June 16, 2009 2:34 PM  

—>Microsoft feels it was tricked out of $750,000 in online ad dollars by three Vancouver residents, so it's suing their pants off and trying to set a new precedent for throwing legal heft around in the digital advertising world.  More »

Microsoft Gives MS Money The Old 'It's Not You, It's Me' Line
By Phil Villarreal on June 12, 2009 4:30 PM  

—>Since 1991, Microsoft Money has been there to keep track of your financial triumphs and foibles, making you fess up to your dumb impulse purchases and encouraging you to believe that your mountain of debt really will dissipate if you keep on chipping away.  More »

Microsoft Deep-Sixes Red Ring Of Death Coffins, Makes Customers Supply Their Own Boxes
By Phil Villarreal on June 12, 2009 3:58 PM  

—>Although we received an indication in March that Microsoft was phasing out its Xbox 360 return policy of sending customers padded boxes with prepaid return envelopes, gaming blog Joystiq confirmed that Microsoft quietly made it official in late May.  More »

Xbox 360 To Get Facebook And Twitter, Still Breaks
By Phil Villarreal on June 3, 2009 2:32 PM  

—>Good news for gamers, bad news for anyone who count the pixel-obsessed among their social media friends: This Fall Microsoft will bring Facebook and Twitter applications to the Xbox 360, allowing gamers to more easily stalk acquaintances from their couches and brag about their gaming accomplishments. Gaming blog Joystiq covered the announcement, which came at Microsoft's Electronic Entertainment Expo press conference in Los Angeles Monday:  More »

After Taking Whipping From iPod, Redesigned Zune Will Battle iPod Touch
By Phil Villarreal on May 27, 2009 1:59 PM  

—>Microsoft's Zune is like Rocky in his fight with Ivan Drago. After getting the crap thoroughly beaten out of it in front of the entire civilized world, the Zune just keeps stepping back into the ring for more punishment.   More »

Delusional Microsoft Is Betting Big Money It Can Out-Search Google
By Phil Villarreal on May 26, 2009 2:56 PM  

—>If Microsoft has its way bending your brain with a megabucks ad budget for its forthcoming Bing search engine, someday you'll replace the verb "googled" with "binged." Which could give new meaning to the phrase "binged and purged," but whatever.   More »

Read Pachter's Lips: No New Consoles Till 2013
By Phil Villarreal on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM  

—>Bad news for gamers who are dreaming of an Xbox 361, PlayStation 4 or Wiii. You won't be playing hovercraft Mario Kart or holographic Halo until well into President Palin's first term.  More »

Microsoft E-mails You as a Reminder That You Opted Out of Receiving E-mails
By Laura Northrup on April 22, 2009 9:28 PM  

—>Taking a page from the grossly overpriced playbook of Barnes & Noble college bookstores, earlier this week MIcrosoft sent an e-mail to users of the myriad Windows Live and MSN services reminding them that they...had opted not to receive e-mail from Microsoft. Um, thanks?  More »

XBOX 360 Warranty Expanded To Cover "E74" Error, Refunds Issued
By Meg Marco on April 14, 2009 6:59 PM  

—>According to research by the gaming blog Joystiq, a mysterious new error has been affecting the XBOX 360. The "E74" error, according to some non-scientific data compiled by the blog, has been increasing since the debut of NXE (New XBOX Experience). Now Microsoft is acknowledging the error and extending their 3-year Red Ring Of Death warranty to cover it.  More »

Xbox Live Cancels Year-Long Prepaid Account, Demands Another Year's Subscription To Reactivate
By Chris Walters on March 25, 2009 11:52 PM  

—>Xbox Live has struck again, this time by screwing up the auto-renewal on a customer's account and ruining the prepaid annual membership he activated just three months ago.  More »

Email Addresses For Microsoft Executives
By Chris Walters on March 25, 2009 11:50 PM  

—>It's not uncommon to run into a dead end when trying to resolve your Xbox 360 or Xbox Live issues with the official customer support channels, which is why sometimes you have no recourse other than to try to get the attention of the executives at Microsoft. Here are some addresses to try, culled from the Penny Arcade forumsMore »

Sorry, Your XBOX 360 Isn't The Right Kind Of Broken
By Meg Marco on March 9, 2009 2:58 PM  

—>By now, most people know about the dreaded Red Ring of Death issue on the XBOX 360 — and the accompanying 3 year warranty. What many do not know is that that 3 year warranty only covers the "3 red lights" issue. If you get any other error code, you're out of luck.  More »

Every Year Capital One Reopens My Account And XBOX Live Debits Money
By Meg Marco on March 6, 2009 4:59 PM  

—>Every year Erick gets a Christmas present from Capital One. They reopen the credit card he closed 4 or 5 years ago. At that point, Microsoft gets into the act and starts billing that account for XBOX Live service he canceled at about the same time.   More »

Microsoft Tells Broken Xbox Owners To Find Their Own Shipping Boxes
By Alex Chasick on March 2, 2009 9:57 PM  

—>Reader Zach's Xbox 360 just suffered its second Red Ring of Death. He dutifully called up Microsoft customer support to get a shipping box to mail his Xbox in for repairs, and instead was told he'd need to find his own box and ship it himself.  More »

Microsoft's Policy Regarding Identifying Sexual Orientation On XBOX Live
By Meg Marco on February 26, 2009 9:55 PM  

—>Teresa, the reader who was banned from XBOX Live for self-identifying as a lesbian, caused quite a stir on the internet. Joystiq managed to get a statement out of Microsoft regarding the issue. Microsoft says they do not allow expressions of sexuality of any kind in GamerTags or in profiles, and that they take harassment "very seriously."  More »

Identifying Yourself As A Lesbian Gets You Banned On XBOX Live
By Meg Marco on February 25, 2009 4:53 PM  

—>Teresa says that she was harassed by other players and later suspended from XBOX Live because she identified herself as a lesbian in her profile. When she appealed to Microsoft, she says they told her that other gamers found her sexual orientation "offensive."  More »

Microsoft "Vista Capable" Lawsuit Won't Be Class Action
By Chris Walters on February 23, 2009 5:55 PM  

—>Last week, a U.S. federal court judge denied class action status to the Microsoft "Vista Capable" lawsuit, on the grounds that "the plaintiffs could not demonstrate that their claims were common to the entire class of consumers who bought computers marked with the 'Windows Vista Capable' but without the 'Premium Ready' label."  More »

The New York Times' Bits Blog posits a terrifying idea: what if they bring back Clippy to work the floor in the new Microsoft retail stores? "It looks like you're trying to run out of the store in disgust!" [BitsMore »

EECB Over Xbox 360 Keeps Getting Bounced Back As Spam
By Chris Walters on February 2, 2009 3:56 PM  

—>Those wily Xbox 360 gremlins are at it again, and this time they're cracking Michael's game discs in little spokes along the inner ring of each disc. His customer service call went nowhere, naturally, so someone on the Penny Arcade forum where he posted his story suggested an Executive Email Carpet Bomb. The only problem is, it keeps getting sent back as spam.   More »

Gears Of War Shipped With DRM That Shuts The Game Down After 01/28/09
By Meg Marco on January 30, 2009 4:21 PM  

—>Do you play games for more than 3 years? I do! I still like Super Mario 3, and that's no lie. Well, if you are like me, you might be concerned about the fact that the PC version of Gears of War shipped with DRM that automatically made the game unplayable after 1/28/09.  More »

Nintendo To Rest Of Planet: What Recession?
By Meg Marco on January 16, 2009 2:22 PM  

—>Video games are proving recession-proof as record sales continue even as the economy goes from bad to worse to holy %#$% #$%!!  More »

UPDATE: Limited Edition Zune Fixed, and Then Some))
By Alex Jarvis on January 13, 2009 9:00 PM  

—> Brooke's long, tedious, and unnecessary Zune repair is finally over, and it appears Microsoft has done her right. The day after our post on her situation went live, she got a call from Blarim, a personal rep at Microsoft Seattle, and the ball went a-rolling. But she ended up getting a lot more than just her Zune back.  More »

14 Weeks And Counting, But Limited Edition Zune Still Not Fixed
By Chris Walters on January 5, 2009 11:21 PM  

—>The 30-gig Zunes may have temporarily revolted last week, but Brooke's limited edition 80-gig Zune has been MIA for over three months now, apparently lost in that magical ever-transitioning Zune world from the commercials. (It just keeps falling through floors and walls and swimming pools.) Maybe someone at Microsoft can take a look at what Brooke's had to go through so far, and get back to her with a real answer?  More »

Zunes Everywhere Froze At 2am This Morning
By Chris Walters on December 31, 2008 5:13 PM  

—>If you're Steve Jobs, you probably dream of stories like this: Zunes all over the world froze up at around 2am this morning and won't reboot, and nobody knows why.  More »

Teleperformance USA: Call Center Of Customer Service Nightmares
By Ben Popken on December 18, 2008 9:02 PM  

—>Wanna know why your call to customer service went so poorly? Maybe because it was routed to an outsourced call center run by Teleperformance USA where, according to an insider, customer service goes to die...  More »

Microsoft Can't Send You A Shipping Label Because They Already Have Your XBOX?
By Meg Marco on December 12, 2008 8:18 PM  

—>Ryan is probably looking at his XBOX 360 right now, wishing he could play it, but he can't. Why not? Red Ring. And Microsoft can't fix it because they say they already have it.  More »

Help! I Bought A Pirated Copy Of Windows!
By Meg Marco on December 11, 2008 4:59 PM  

—>Emily bought a very "high quality" pirated copy of Windows from an Amazon seller and didn't realize that anything was amiss for an entire year.  More »

Sam's Club Lets You Swap Out RedRinged Xbox Hassle-Free
By Ben Popken on November 21, 2008 5:37 PM  
Virg's Xbox360 got the dread Red Ring of Death. He bought it in Feb '07, and it started failing this Nov '08. He figured it would be months before he would get it back and expected to have to pay somewhere. Much to his surprise, Sam's Club let him swap it out for a new one for free.   More »

Secret Phone Numbers And Email Addresses To Reach Executives At 101+ Companies
By Ben Popken on November 7, 2008 2:43 PM  

—>Inside, email addresses, phone numbers, and addresses for over 100 different companies to inject your customer service complaints into their corporate executive offices, and get it well on the way to success.  More »

Mom, Will You Open This? Amazon Announces "Frustration Free" Packaging
By Meg Marco on November 3, 2008 4:24 PM  

—>Anyone who was once a child or has been around a child during the holidays knows that toy packages are pure evil straight from hell. Now, according to a letter currently on the front page of Amazon.com, they've decided to dedicate themselves to removing this scourge from your lives.  More »

Circuit City's "Advantage Protection Plan" Doesn't Live Up To The Sales Pitch
By Meg Marco on October 22, 2008 2:59 PM  

—>A reader signing off as "Sucker" wants to let the world know that Circuit City's extended warranties/replacement plans aren't living up to the sales pitch. When he bought his XBOX 360, the salesperson assured "Sucker" that if the XBOX broke (as they tend to) that instead of having to wait around for a replacement — he could get a refund in the form of a gift card. He accepted. Guess what didn't happen?  More »

Whoops: I Paid $143.82 for 1.5 Years Of XBOX Live
By Meg Marco on October 17, 2008 5:11 PM  

—>Thomas did something dumb and he wants to warn others not to follow in his footsteps. He assumed (incorrectly) that his $7.99 per month subscription to XBOX Live would roll over into a yearly subscription once he'd paid $50. (A yearly subscription costs $50, obviously.) Yeah, it didn't.   More »

Microsoft Wants You To Know That They're Proud To Be "A PC"
By Meg Marco on September 18, 2008 3:59 PM  

—>The next phase of Microsoft's new advertising campaign launches today, and the company is taking some shots at Apple's ubiquitous "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC" tv spots. The New York Times says that the new campaign will feature interesting, exciting people (like the dude in the shark cage above) embracing their "PCness."   More »

Microsoft Sending "Gurus" To A Electronics Store Near You
By Meg Marco on September 9, 2008 3:05 PM  

—>Someone is jealous of the Apple Genius Bar! Microsoft has announced that they'll be sending 150 "Gurus" to electronics stores like Best Buy and Circuit City in order to improve their customer experience.   More »

Speaking of elite, the XBOX 360 just got cheaper. Cheaper than the Wii.  More »

UPDATE: Microsoft Offers Full Refund To Overcharged XBOX Live Member
By Meg Marco on August 19, 2008 9:22 PM  

—>XBOX Live member ForceTrainer writes in with an update about his issue with Microsoft. In our last episode, ForceTrainer has been charged $50 for 2 months of a XBOX Live gold membership— the price of a year of service.   More »

Microsoft Charges You $50 For Two Months Of XBOX Live
By Meg Marco on August 18, 2008 6:15 PM  

—>XBOX Live member ForceTrainer says that after he forgot to update his credit card information, Microsoft shut down his XBOX Live account. He was fine with this, but when he tried to update his info, pay his balance, and convert his account to silver, Microsoft demanded he pay an entire year's fee to settle the two months he was delinquent.   More »

Microsoft Left A Sheet Of Stickers Inside My XBOX 360
By Meg Marco on July 21, 2008 2:18 PM  

—>Of all the good places to store a sheet of stickers, "inside someone else's refurbished XBOX 360" is fairly low on the list. Maybe even at the very bottom. Unfortunately for reader Nick, Microsoft appears to be using his XBOX as sticker storage. Read Nick's letter inside.  More »

Netflix Says "I Do" To Microsoft's Xbox Live
By Jay Slatkin on July 15, 2008 8:39 AM  

—>During their press briefing at E3, Microsoft announced that they have entered a partnership with Netflix, according to MSNBC. The (unholy) union means that starting this fall, Xbox users will be able to view streaming videos from Netflix's collection, however, they may only select from the 10,000 movies and shows which are available online and not the complete DVD library which includes some 100,000 titles. Microsoft has been touting this new service as free, however, that's not completely true. Details, inside...  More »

This "License Only Version Of Office Is Packed Very Efficiently
By Meg Marco on July 7, 2008 6:18 PM  

—>Today's episode of everyone's favorite post "Stupid Shipping Gang" is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Newegg was concerned about Rob's software license (Just a license. No discs.) being damaged so they shipped it in a box. With packing peanuts.  More »

Reach Microsoft Executive Customer Service
By Ben Popken on July 2, 2008 12:02 PM  
9am - 6pm CST M-F  More »

13 Headlines The Consumerist Editors Wish They Could Write
By Meg Marco on July 1, 2008 1:38 PM  

—>Here at the Consumerist we get a lot of emails requesting more "happy stories." While we wait for some to happen, here are 13 headlines we would love to write. They are in no particular order.  More »

You Can Now Transfer Licenses For Your Xbox 360 Content
By Chris Walters on June 27, 2008 11:30 PM  

—>As suspected, Microsoft has finally addressed the DRM issue with content you've purchased on your Xbox 360. In the past, if you bought a new console you couldn't transfer the licensesone customer was told by an Xbox 360 CSR to "buy the content again." Now you can visit this page on xbox.com and transfer your licenses to a new console. Hooray for progress!  More »

Top 10 Best and Worst Reputations In Corporate America
By Meg Marco on June 23, 2008 3:10 PM  

—>The results of the Harris Interactive survey that tracks the reputations of the 60 most visible companies in America has been released and here they are: Google is tops and Halliburton is not. Not shocking, but there are some interesting findings. Honda is the only car company to make the top 10, and Comcast, Sprint and Northwest Airlines are the least well-regarded in their respective industries.   More »

Microsoft: Replace Your XBOX 360? "Sorry, We Can't Help You. Buy All Of Your Content A Second Time"
By Meg Marco on May 29, 2008 3:59 PM  

—>Reader Mac's XBOX 360 was out of warranty when it broke, so he decided to buy a new one thinking he could just transfer his old hard drive to the new XBOX. Sadly, no matter what he tries he can't get his content to work properly on the new machine. He called Microsoft to see if they could help him out (after all they do this sort of transfer all the time for people whose boxes are replaced under warranty), but Microsoft's only answer was "buy all your content a second time."   More »

Microsoft And The $1,632 Copy Of Vista
By Carey Alexander on May 24, 2008 5:16 PM  

—>Microsoft charged Bill $1,632 for a single Windows Vista Ultimate upgrade license. Each time Bill, an IT Manager, tried to his enter his payment details through Windows Live Marketplace he was told that Microsoft could not be contacted, and to "please try again later." What Microsoft really meant was, "Ha! Got your money! How 'bout some more?!"  More »

Round 44: US Air vs Microsoft
By Ben Popken on May 22, 2008 4:00 PM  

This is Round 44 in our Worst Company in America contest, US Air vs Microsoft!Here's what readers said in previous rounds about why they hate these two companies...  More »

XBOX Live Decides Your Surname Is Offensive Because It Contains The Letters "G-A-Y"
By Meg Marco on May 21, 2008 4:32 PM  

—>Reader Richard would like to use his full name as his gamer tag, but XBOX has decided that "Gaywood" is offensive. Here's his letter:  More »

Microsoft Accuses Gamer Of Tampering With Xbox, Tamper-Proof Sticker Says Otherwise
By Alex Chasick on May 20, 2008 5:20 PM  

—>Reader Jeff writes in with yet another tale of Xbox woe: After sending in his third Xbox 360 for a third Red Ring of Death, he was surprised to receive a package from Microsoft only seven days later. "I figured Microsoft was so efficient and concerned about their loyal customers that the quickly delivered me another 360," says Jeff. That's not what happened.  More »

How To: Quickly Contact Intelligent Life At XBOX Customer Service
By Meg Marco on May 5, 2008 6:49 PM  

—>Jason at Doombot has developed a process for reaching intelligent life at XBOX customer service. He discovered this easy 4-step procedure thanks to a XBOX 360 that enjoys not reading discs.  More »

Microsoft CSR Changes Your Identity, Preventing You From Getting Your Xbox
By Jay Slatkin on April 28, 2008 12:26 PM  

—>Bryan Carroll can't pick up his repaired Xbox because Microsoft printed his name on the address label as "Brian Dyranerool." After he scheduled a repair with a CSR in India, Bryan was assured that he would receive a shipping box within 3-5 days. After 6 days had passed, he contacted an apologetic supervisor who said she would simply email him a shipping label and send out a free wireless controller for his wasted time and trouble. However, the name on his shipping label read, "Brian Dryanerool." He contacted Microsoft about the error and was told that the problem was corrected. The good news is that Bryan's Xbox was repaired and shipped swiftly to a UPS customer center. The bad news is that his box was addressed to "Brian Dryanerool," and he was not allowed to pick up the repaired Xbox. Bryan describes his saga inside:  More »

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals declined to hear Microsoft's appeal in the 'Vista Capable' class action suit, and it's moving forward to U.S. District Court. [Seattle Times] (Thanks to T.J.!) More »

Microsoft Keeps Your Repaired XBox For 4 Months, Calls You A Thief For Wanting It Back
By Carey Alexander on April 19, 2008 6:05 PM  

—>Microsoft hasn't returned Tiffany's XBox 360 for four months because they think she is a thief, even though she has her original receipt and a credit card statement proving that she is the console's rightful owner. Microsoft repaired the XBox back in January and tried to return it via FedEx, but a shipping snafu landed the box back at Microsoft's service center. Tiffany has called repeatedly. She even sent a letter to Microsoft's legal department, after sending her receipt and statement, asking how else she could prove ownership. That was 22 days ago. She has yet to receive a response.  More »

Round 24: Toshiba vs Microsoft
By consumerist.com on April 16, 2008 4:00 PM  

—>This is Round 24 in our Worst Company in America contest, Toshiba vs Microsoft. Vote which sucks more, inside...  More »

It's Been 3 Months And 12 Days Since My XBOX Broke And Microsoft Still Won't Send Me A Box
By Meg Marco on April 8, 2008 4:14 PM  

—>Reader Dustin lives on a military base and Microsoft keeps telling him that they can't fulfill his warranty because UPS doesn't ship XBOXs back and forth from military bases. According to UPS, this isn't true. Dustin tried escalating his complaint and got some apologies, but months went by and still no box arrived for his broken XBOX 360.  More »

"Red Light Of Death" Xbox Owner Wants Same Extended Warranty As "Red Ring Of Death" Sufferers
By Alex Chasick on April 8, 2008 1:20 AM  

—>Though Microsoft bowed to a gamer backlash and gave 3-year warranty protection for the widespread Xbox hardware failure known as "The Red Ring of Death," it seems another debilitating malfunction, "The Red Light of Death," hasn't become enough of a PR fiasco to merit the same treatment. Let's help it along with reader Steve's story...  More »

You Call To Cancel Your Zune Account, Microsoft Deactivates XBOX Live
By Meg Marco on April 4, 2008 2:44 PM  

—>After he called Microsoft to cancel his Zune account, reader Will noticed that his XBOX Live account was suddenly silver instead of gold.   More »

Dear Microsoft, Please Send This Man A Shipping Box
By Chris Walters on April 2, 2008 5:24 PM  

—> He just wants to send his Xbox in for repair, and you keep losing his request. He swears he's not a "crazy blogger," but despite that, we still want to help him. So please? You've got all his phone numbers and contact info now. Can you send a box?  More »

UPDATE: Microsoft May Slowly Be Fixing Their Broken XBOX DRM
By Meg Marco on March 26, 2008 2:27 PM  
Evening, Consumerist Editors (and hopefully readers)!  More »

Netflix has been asking its members about their Xbox 360 usage habits as it considers whether to stream movie rentals over the device. Are you a Netflix subscriber who owns a 360? Were you surveyed? More »

Microsoft Sends Free Swag To The Gamer Whose XBox 360 Artwork They Destroyed
By consumerist.com on March 25, 2008 2:14 AM  

—>Remember that video game fan who sent in for repair an XBOX covered in all sorts of priceless art, along with the express instructions for it not to be washed? And then it was washed? Well, he already got a nice box of goodies from Bungie, but now Microsoft has stepped up and sent him their own prize package which includes a faceplate signed by Bill Gates. Nothing like a frag marathon officially endorsed by the second-wealthiest man in the world! Woohoo, game on!  More »

Intel To Sell Ultra-Cheap Classmate PC To Americans
By Carey Alexander on March 22, 2008 3:25 AM  

—>Great news, America: Intel's ultra-cheap Classmate PC isn't just for impoverished third-world schoolchildren anymore! The chipmaker today announced plans to sell the notebook domestically in the coming months. Intel insists its sub-notebook isn't designed to compete with the non-profit One Laptop Per Child project, which is powered by chips from Intel's rival, AMD, but they have aggressively moved to undercut OLPC wherever possible. The laptop will likely cost Americans less than $500.  More »

Apparently, Microsoft is thinking about using Johnny Knoxville to sell PCs to "jackasses." [CajunBoyIntheCityMore »

Bungie Sent All This Free Swag To The Gamer Whose XBox 360 Artwork Microsoft Destroyed
By Carey Alexander on March 8, 2008 11:30 PM  

—>Remember Nathanial? Microsoft's repair center senseless erased the valuable signatures and cool artwork he had painstakingly collected on his XBox 360. When Bungie, the maker of Halo, saw what happened, they wanted to help—even though they had nothing to do with the calamity. They decided to ship Nathanial an awesome swag bag stuffed with signature-adorned freebies.  More »

Microsoft Scrubs All The Valuable Signatures And Artwork Off Your XBOX 360 Case
By Meg Marco on February 29, 2008 1:51 PM  

—>We read a lot of stories about companies doing boneheaded things but rarely do we read anything like what reader Nathanial sent in.   More »

Microsoft Doesn't Know Why You Can't Access Any Of Your Saved Games
By Meg Marco on February 28, 2008 5:39 PM  

—> Reader Brad took his XBOX Live Gamertag to a friend's house. When he got home, he realized that he'd forgotten his memory card (with the Gamertag on it) at his friend's place.   More »

A couple of weeks ago we wrote about the Windows Vista hearing, where Microsoft executives were shown to have complained internally about the misleading "Vista Capable" campaign. The judge has granted the case class action status. [ComputerworldMore »

XBOX HD DVD is dead on sale for $49. [BloombergMore »

Microsoft Has No Answer For Their Broken XBOX Live DRM
By Meg Marco on February 12, 2008 5:45 PM  

—>Reader Kevin's XBOX 360 suffered the usual Red Ring of Death, so he sent it in to be repaired. He got back a different XBOX 360 with a different serial number. That would be no big deal, except Kevin has purchased a bunch of content through XBOX Live... content that is no longer fully functional due to Microsoft's broken DRM.   More »

Even Microsoft Execs Hated On "Vista Capable" Labeling
By Chris Walters on February 11, 2008 5:55 PM  

—> Microsoft's "Vista Capable" program was so misleading that even Microsoft executives complained about it according to emails revealed last week in court. The emails were read aloud at a hearing to determine class-action status for a related lawsuit against the company. One corporate vice president wrote, ""I PERSONALLY got burnt. ... Are we seeing this from a lot of customers? ... I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine." The co-president of another division wrote, "We really botched this. ... You guys have to do a better job with our customers."  More »

Yahoo rejects Microsoft's takeover bid for reals for reals. We are safe from the threat of the creation of the world's largest, crappiest, search engine...for now. [APMore »

Microsoft Is Very Sorry You Won't Receive Your Valentine's Day Edition Zune On Time
By Carey Alexander on February 11, 2008 12:29 AM  

—>Cupid is helping Microsoft whisper sweet apologies to customers who may not receive their Valentine's Day edition Zune until after February 14. Even though the players are en route, the company has promised full refunds to any scorned Zune buyers.  More »

Executive Email Addresses For XBOX Complaints
By consumerist.com on February 8, 2008 8:00 PM  

—>If you have a problem with your XBOX and you want it heard by senior executives, here are some dudes to blast it to:  More »

866-506-3826 is an escalated XBOX support number where they all speak English.  More »

Walmart Sample XBOX 360 Demonstrates The Red Ring Of Death
By Meg Marco on February 5, 2008 9:24 PM  
Reader James says:Just went down to my local Wal-Mart the other day (La Quinta, Ca) and saw a Red Ring Of Death xbox 360 on display... thought it was worth a picture.This isn't exactly a ringing endorsement of the product, is it? More »

Reach Tier 3 XBOX Escalations
By Ben Popken on February 5, 2008 9:00 PM  
If Microsoft has already given you a reference number for your XBOX complaint, you can kick it up to Tier 3 escalations. Their employees are from America!
XBOX Escalations, Microsoft


Tel: 1-888-236-0927


Reference #: In the format of 105 XXX XXXX


Extension: In the format of 70XX
Open from 12 Noon to 8PM, EST
(Photo: Milkham)

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Proposed "MicroHoo" Merger Has Privacy Implications
By Meg Marco on February 5, 2008 6:31 PM  
Microsoft has been trying to make Google seem like a threat to privacy, when in fact it's both of them," says Jeff Chester, the executive director of the Center for Digital Democracy (CDD). "We may now have two companies that will rival the National Security Agency in their ability to compile detailed profiles of users wherever they go online."  More »

Yahoo is re-opening talks with Google about a possible business alliance in an effort to rebuff Microsoft's takeover proposal, which Yahoo says undervalues the company at $31 a share. More »

Microsoft is interested in buying Yahoo! [Ars TechnicaMore »

Emailing Bill Gates Results In New XBOX
By consumerist.com on January 26, 2008 12:20 AM  

—>Jon writes:

I was one of the first to get an Xbox 360 when they came out, paying way more than I should have. I had problems with the console right out of the box and after weeks of haggling with their normal customer service department, I was contacted by their escalation department. Within a week, my problems were solved and they sent me a bunch of free stuff (games & controllers). Fast forward two years, and I'm having the same problem. I emailed both Bill Gates and Kathleen Hogan(Corporate Vice President, Worldwide Customer Service, Support and Customer and Partner Experience) yesterday...
  More »

Video Game Industry On Nitro While Music Cries Alone In The Dark With No Friends
By Meg Marco on January 18, 2008 10:35 PM  

—>The video game industry is on fire! Wooo! Sales are up! Times are good!

In December, Nintendo had its biggest month ever with the hot-selling game system. Holiday shoppers bought 1.4 million Wiis, according to sales data released Thursday by the NPD Group. The Wii's success helped drive the video game industry to a record-setting $17.9 billion in sales, about 43% higher than 2006's $12.5 billion, which was also a record.
Meanwhile the music industry isn't having such a fun time. Sales are down. People are getting fired at EMI and the Rolling Stones are all pissed off about it.   More »

AT&T: We Only Support Windows And Internet Explorer, No Safari
By Meg Marco on January 16, 2008 8:18 PM  

—>Reader Jen was having a hard time using AT&T's website. She says, "It was very slow, I was asked to log in several times, the fonts unreadably small in places (and not just fine print, either)."  More »

Scratch Too Hard On Your XBOX Live Card? Microsoft Won't Tell You The Code
By Meg Marco on January 14, 2008 8:59 PM  

—>Microsoft sells scratch off cards that contain codes you can use with XBOX live. Trouble is, if you get overzealous and scratch off the code along with the scratch-off stuff—you're out of luck.  More »

Microsoft Customer Service Calls Back 10 Years Later
By Ben Popken on January 14, 2008 5:33 PM  

—>On 1/8/08, 10 years after he placed a call to Microsoft tech support, they called Brian back to see if his problem had been resolved. Are they just that backed up? Latent Y2K error? Phishing attempt? The truth is much more banal, and potentially, more frightening. See if you can figure out the solution before continuing on to the answer...  More »

Google, Yahoo! And Microsoft Reach Settlement Over Illegal Internet Gambling
By Meg Marco on December 20, 2007 6:53 PM  
The companies were accused of receiving money from online gambling businesses to advertise illegal betting from 1997 through 2007.  More »

6 Months Later, Reader Gets New Xbox After UPS Loses His
By consumerist.com on December 14, 2007 12:06 AM  

—>Dan, whose Xbox360 was "lost in transit," spent the past six months trying to get either UPS or Microsoft to give him what he had paid his hard-earned money for, has finally succeed in his quest. After we posted his story (see Microsoft Presents: UPS And The Case Of The Vanishing XBOX 360) and he sent executive email carpet bombs (EECBs) to both UPS and MIcrosoft, they are shipping him a brand new Xbox360. We briefly spoke with Dan over IM about his harrowing journey...  More »

The free Microsoft Vista offer reported by Lifehacker yesterday is now off the table due to high demand. [Computerworld] (Thanks, Melinda!)  More »

Microsoft Releases Dirty Santa Chatbot On Unsuspecting Children!
By Chris Walters on December 4, 2007 3:07 PM  

—> Oh noes! The children! Microsoft released a Santa bot on its Windows Messenger network that had a surprising predilection for swinging the conversation to oral sex.   More »

State of the Console Wars: Wii is still winning, Microsoft is second, and Sony is complaining that they're not as far back as Microsoft says they are. [Seattle P-IMore »

Marvel at Microsoft's craptacular "Office Online Gift Guide 2007." Professional backgrounds for PowerPoint for only $199! [Microsoft via BoingBoingMore »

Nintendo Replaces Soused DS Lite Free Of Charge
By Carey Alexander on November 18, 2007 10:45 PM  

—>"While moving to our new house last week a friend who was helping us accidentally spilt beer on my son's DS lite and it stopped working. I knew that his DS was still under warranty, but I also knew that I would not cover physical damage caused by neglect. After checking Nintendo's website, and confirming that spilling liquid on it would not be covered and that I would have to pay for the repair."   More »

Microsoft has said it will not participate in the upcoming wireless spectrum auction, because it wouldn't help their business model, which is to create and sell software to handset makers. [ReutersMore »

How About Not Buying An iPod?
By Chris Walters on October 9, 2007 6:08 PM  

—> Okay, we'll say it, and understand that we're writing this post on an old iBook: the iPod line is starting to look tired. Sure, that Touch is elegant in the same way as the iPhone—but its capacity is similar to the Nano, and what if don't want to carry around a Kubrick-style slab of minimalism? There are now some really nice alternatives out there if you're willing to walk away from the perks of being a member of the Apple camp.  More »

Microsoft To Launch "Search-Engine Supported" Site For Health Records
By Meg Marco on October 4, 2007 5:10 PM  

—> Today Microsoft unveiled "Health Vault," a "search-engine" supported service that will organize your health records, should you decide to allow your doctors to share them with Microsoft.   More »

Not Everyone Loves Vista, XP To Remain Available Until June, 2008
By Meg Marco on September 29, 2007 1:21 AM  

—>It seems people aren't taking to Vista as quickly as Microsoft would have liked. The result? XP will remain available through June 30, 2008.   More »

Microsoft Presents: UPS And The Case Of The Vanishing XBOX 360
By Meg Marco on September 12, 2007 7:15 PM  
Reader Daniel's XBOX 360 went missing after he shipped it back to Microsoft via UPS. UPS did not give him a receipt. Now that they've lost the package, Microsoft won't send Daniel a new XBOX 360 because he has insufficient proof that he shipped it in the first place. Daniel has a signed letter from the UPS manager stating that UPS did indeed pick up the package, but that's not good enough.  More »

"Bill Gates, You Suck"
By consumerist.com on September 5, 2007 7:40 PM  
Dan Jouver, a self-identifying southern Floridian, is yet another customer experiencing Xbox's notorious Red Ring of Death product failure, multiple times, but unlike others, he is eventually driven to destroy his Xbox on-camera in a series of exciting scenarios. More »

Apparently, You Don't Know How To Work Your XBOX 360 Or PS3
By Meg Marco on August 9, 2007 7:59 PM  

—>Next gen consoles have more features than ever before, but if you're like many consumers, you don't know about them.  More »

Friendly Email To Steve Ballmer Results In New XBOX 360
By Meg Marco on August 8, 2007 4:09 PM  
I was a frustrated Xbox 360 owner. Long story short, I had 6 Xbox 360 since launch that needed to be replaced, 4 of them due to poor quality control with the refurbished units (only 2 fell victim to the overheating issue). I had already purchased an extended warranty, beyond the extended one Microsoft provided. On the 6th repair, I was insisting on getting a new, not-refurb, unit. I escalated the call as high as I could, to where I was given a special phone number and extension for a case worker of sorts.   More »

XBOX 360 Gets $50 Cheaper Tomorrow
By Meg Marco on August 7, 2007 4:11 PM  

—>The rumored 20 gigabyte XBOX 360 price cut goes into effect tomorrow according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. If you're in the market for an XBOX, don't buy one today or you'll pay $50 more for no reason.  More »

Microsoft Cuts Prices In Order To Compete With Chinese Pirates
By Meg Marco on August 3, 2007 7:59 PM  

—>Can't beat 'em? Compete with them! Microsoft has lowered their prices in China in an attempt to thwart pirating.   More »

CCIA Starts Online Petition Defending Fair Use
By Meg Marco on August 1, 2007 7:44 PM  

—>The CCIA, an industry trade group representing the interests of the likes of Google and Microsoft, asked us to let you know they've started an online petition at DefendFairUse.org.   More »

Meet The "CCIA": Google, Microsoft's Industry Group Attacks Copyright Bullying
By Meg Marco on August 1, 2007 5:11 PM  

—>Google, Microsoft, and others speaking through the Computer and Communications Industry Association or CCIA, have announced their intention to file a complaint with the FCC accusing copyright holders such as Major League Baseball, the National Football League, the MPAA and the RIAA of "overstating" their rights in various consumer warnings.  More »

Coca-Cola Is The "Best Brand," Microsoft Beats Apple
By Meg Marco on July 17, 2007 6:58 PM  

—>Coca-Cola has come out on top of the "Best Brands" Harris Poll for the first time ever. Sony, the leader for the past 7 years slipped to number 2.   More »

Lawsuit: XBOX 360 Scratches Discs?
By Meg Marco on July 11, 2007 5:03 PM  
Brouwer said his Xbox 360 scratched two of his games, "Gears of War" and "Madden NFL 07," and that Microsoft offered to replace the games for a $20 fee. He is seeking more than $5 million in damages, according to the court filing.
We're assuming the $5 million is to replace everyone's games (class action) and not just for him. This lawsuit deals only with disc scratching, an entirely separate issue from the "general hardware failure" that prompted Microsoft to extend the XBOX 360 warranty.  More »

XBOX 360 Failure Rate As High As 33%
By Meg Marco on July 3, 2007 7:11 PM  
The failure rate nearing a third of all Xbox 360 consoles was found at other retailers too. A Best Buy customer service department manager, who wished to remain unnamed, said that failure rates for the console were "between a quarter to a third" of all units sold.  More »

XBOX360 Consumer Pwns Microsoft Using Level 34 American Express Powers
By consumerist.com on June 20, 2007 3:05 AM  

—>Remember Richard? Microsoft and numerous commenters mocked him for trying to get his XBOX360 fixed under warranty repair because he had a random tech pry open the box, thus voiding the warranty.   More »

Best Buy Attorney Admits To Falsifying Emails In Racketeering Case
By Meg Marco on June 6, 2007 2:09 PM  

—>The racketeering case against Best Buy and Microsoft has taken an ugly turn. An attorney for Best Buy has admitted to altering emails that were to be used as evidence in the case. If you're new to this class action lawsuit, Microsoft is accused of paying Best Buy to collect and use customer's credit card information without their permission, signing them up for "free trials" of MSN that they didn't want and or weren't aware existed. When the free trial period was up, MSN began to bill them without their knowledge or consent. A former Best Buy employee wrote in to confess to pulling this sort of scheme on customers, if you're looking for more detail on how it all worked.   More »

Contact Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
By consumerist.com on June 5, 2007 1:46 AM  

—>It's not a direct line, but you'll get to the admin secretary closest to Steve Ballmer. If you have a longstanding Microsoft issue that multiple trips to the MS customer service line haven't solved, try pitching her your problems.  More »

How Many Hours On The Phone Does It Take For Microsoft To Fix A Simple Problem?
By Meg Marco on May 30, 2007 3:18 PM  

—>Meet Tim. Tim has a simple request. He'd like to run Windows XP on his new laptop and Windows Vista on his old laptop. This requires him to switch the operating systems. Sounds easy. It's not. Tim writes:

So, I'm running XP on the new laptop and Home Premium on the old laptop. I have the Dell OEM Home Premium disk and the Windows Anytime Upgrade disk with a CD key.   More »

RESOLVED: Best Buy Either Voided Your XBOX Warranty Or Sold You A Used Unit
By consumerist.com on May 17, 2007 3:44 PM  
I never really pressed into trying to get them to track whether they had already taken that particular box as a return, etc. When I finally returned it, I was just so tired of the whole thing that I walked right out the door without trying to follow up on what really happened.If you recall, Dan bought his XBOX in March, while the warranty had been activated in November, making it a possibility that the unit was used and sold as new.  More »

Best Of Xbox
By consumerist.com on May 16, 2007 3:33 AM  
""I don't care if you bought your console yesterday, we still show your warranty is expired.""  More »

Microsoft Won't Take Your Credit Card Off Your Ex-Boyfriend's XBOX Live Account
By Meg Marco on May 16, 2007 1:12 AM  

—>However much you like your man now, don't let him sign up for XBOX Live using your credit card. Why not? Because after you've broken up, Microsoft won't take your credit card number off of his account. Instead, they'll tell you to change your credit card number or submit it to you credit card company as fraud. Also, they will be sarcastic to you on the phone. Weird, huh?   More »

Xbox360 Tells Customer "I Am Laughing At You" And Hangs Up
By consumerist.com on May 11, 2007 11:35 PM  

—>Is Xbox360 like the most fault-prone device in the history of video gaming or what? As if in a deliberate attempt to add injury to insult to injury, Microsoft provided only a 90-day warranty, AND staffed their call centers with a goodly numbers of jerks. To wit, this recent conversation Richard had when trying to get his Xbox360 fixed under warranty repair:  More »

Are You Still Stuck In Vista Upgrade Hell?
By Meg Marco on May 11, 2007 4:49 PM  

—>If you bought a laptop at the end of last year, you probably qualified for a free Vista upgrade. We did and although it took 6 weeks to get the disc in the mail from our laptop manufacturer, we didn't run into too many hassles. No so for a lot of people, according to PC World:

"I was told it would be an easy process," says William Bond, of Tampa, Florida. But, he says, the process has been anything but simple. Bond purchased a Hewlett-Packard Pavilion desktop in November at Circuit City and is still waiting for his Vista upgrade disc from ModusLink, the company handling the program for HP.  More »

Best Buy Employee Confesses To Scams Similar To Ones Outlined In Racketeering Lawsuit
By Meg Marco on May 9, 2007 6:19 PM  
We thought the scam mentioned in the racketeering lawsuit sounded familiar—it was. A Best Buy employee emailed us on April 4, 2007 to confess to the type of behavior mentioned in the lawsuit. More »

Best Buy, Microsoft Accused Of Racketeering
By Meg Marco on May 9, 2007 5:59 PM  

—>When you think RICO you think Al Capone, or maybe Tony Soprano if you watch too much HBO. You don't really think of Best Buy and Microsoft, do you? James Odom does. He's the original plaintiff in a now 4 year old class action lawsuit that just won't go away for Best Buy and Microsoft, one that now includes racketeering charges.   More »

Closing Tweeter Store Has "A Bunch Of Zunes"
By Meg Marco on May 8, 2007 7:03 PM  

—>If you're in the market for a Zune, you might want to check your local (closing) Tweeter store because they are experiencing a glut according to Reader Andrew, who sent in this photo.   More »

Dell Reintroduces Windows XP
By Carey Alexander on April 21, 2007 2:35 PM  

—>After hearing from over 10,000 users wary of Windows Vista, Dell has decided to once again sell computers loaded with Windows XP. Most computer makers stopped offering XP after Vista's launch, even though many users, especially small businesses, are wary of the newfangled operating system. Dell did not consider these concerns reasonable at first.

But on Dell's IdeaStorm Web site, where visitors can post suggestions for the company and vote on the ones they think are important, a plea titled "Don't eliminate XP just yet" racked up more than 10,700 votes.
The consumer outcry has restored XP as an option to four Inspiron laptop models and two Dimension desktop models. Dell will only make Windows XP available to U.S. customers. Sorry foreigners, you are stuck with Vista. — CAREY GREENBERG-BERGER  More »

Iowa Microsoft Users Can Get Some Class Action Settlement Cash
By Meg Marco on April 20, 2007 8:16 PM  
Under the settlement, individuals and businesses that purchased certain Microsoft software between May 18, 1994 and June 30, 2006 are eligible for benefits, as well as Iowa state and local governments that purchased software between July 1, 2002 and June 30, 2006. The OSes included in the settlement range from MS-DOS all the way up through Windows NT and Windows XP, and the other applications include Word, Except, and various versions of Office.   More »

Microsoft Joins Apple In Offering DRM-Free Music
By Carey Alexander on April 8, 2007 2:08 AM  

—>Following Apple's lead, Microsoft has announced that the Zune Marketplace will offer DRM-free downloads from EMI's catalogue. Microsoft also claims to be discussing similar arrangements with other music labels.

"The EMI announcement on Monday was not exclusive to Apple," said Katy Asher, a Microsoft spokeswoman on the Zune team, in an e-mail to the IDG News Service today. She said Microsoft has been talking with EMI and other record labels "for some time now" about offering unprotected music on its Zune players in an effort to meet the needs of its customers.
Microsoft has kept mum on the specifics. We don't yet how the price or quality of Microsoft's music will stack up against Apple's offering, nor do we know when the DRM-free music will be made available on the Zune Marketplace. — CAREY GREENBERG-BERGER  More »

Microsoft Tells You To Call Dell For Windows Customer Service, Hangs Up
By Meg Marco on April 4, 2007 7:35 PM  

—>Recently we posted a Dell tech support chat in which the Dell rep cut the call short by blaming windows for a (probable) hardware issue, claiming a Windows Vista Upgrade was "third party software." Oddly, it seems that Microsoft likes to pull the same trick on Dell owners.   More »

Dell: Windows Vista Is Third-Party Software
By Meg Marco on March 28, 2007 2:39 AM  
03/27/2007 01:18:23PM Agent: "Did you purchase your copy of windows from Dell?"  More »

No Exchange: Best Buy Manager Tries To Void XBOX Warranty
By Meg Marco on March 27, 2007 4:10 PM  
The clerk told the customer that Microsoft handles all warranties on the Xbox360 and that Microsoft would not allow BestBuy to exchange the device.  More »

The Paradox Of MSN: You Want To Cancel Because You Lost The Password, You Need The Password To Cancel
By Meg Marco on March 23, 2007 4:11 PM  

—>Reader Kim is mad. Her dad called MSN because he was having some computer issues, and they changed his password to something that he doesn't remember. Unfortunately for Kim's Dad, MSN's solution to a lost password is to email the password to the account that you lost the password for. Even more brilliantly, if you call to reset your password, MSN's verification system is based on the credit card number used to open the account, and that Kim's Dad no longer remembers.  More »

Microsoft Sending All XP and Vista Tech Support Calls To India?
By consumerist.com on March 19, 2007 3:17 PM  

—>Microsoft is sending ALL of its XP and Vista tech support calls to India starting March 29th, according to a call center insider. Previously, the call volume was split between a site in North America and locations in Deli and Bangalore.   More »

Microsoft: Office Programmed Before Daylight Savings Law Changed, Appointments May Be Incorrect
By Meg Marco on February 16, 2007 8:38 PM  
For three weeks this March and April, Microsoft Corp. warns that users of its calendar programs ''should view any appointments... as suspect until they communicate with all meeting invitees.''  More »

Microsoft Settles Class Action Lawsuit Vs Iowa
By Meg Marco on February 14, 2007 11:46 PM  
The Iowa antitrust case gained notoriety for the now famous "If I didn't work here, I'd buy a Mac" e-mail sent by Microsoft executive Jim Allchin, who is now retired. The Microsoft in-house e-mail from 2004 received some notice after it was released as part of Microsoft's document production for the case. This lawsuit was one of the last state anti-trust lawsuits left unsettled, and Bill Gates was scheduled to testify. Alas.—MEGHANN MARCO  More »

Did Microsoft's Vista Circus Promo Break NYC Law?
By consumerist.com on January 30, 2007 8:19 PM  

—>Yesterday's fanciful Windows Vista promotion featured thirteen unitard clad abseilers racing down the Terminal Building, waving gaily colored flags to form the Vista logo. It may also have been completely illegal according to NYC Admin Code.  More »

The Xbox360 Fiasco
By consumerist.com on January 30, 2007 6:11 PM  
ata on his new Xbox360. Only problem is that it came without a controller. So he returned it to Walmart. The next Xbox he bought had the "ring of death" failure. Another return. He tested the next one in-store, and it was fine, only to return home and have it not work when he tried to play any games on it. So he returned everything to Walmart, including games, got all his money back, and bought everything a GameStop.   More »

Microsoft's Vista Circus: Was David Blaine Busy?
By Meg Marco on January 29, 2007 8:52 PM  

—>Gothamist has evidence of some "off the wall" advertising by Microsoft. In celebration of the imminent Vista launch, they set up a special billboard in Manhattan...then circus performers encased in colorful scuba diving suits repelled down the surface, hailed cabs and left. Yes, really. It kind of reminds us of that dance cycle guy from the Big Lebowski. Not sure if that was their intention.—MEGHANN MARCO  More »

Reasons NOT To Upgrade to Vista
By Meg Marco on January 29, 2007 3:09 PM  

The other day we linked an article that listed 15 reasons to switch to Vista. The article was from PC World. Now they have one called: "Wait! Don't Buy Microsoft Windows Vista!" Here are some of their reasons:  More »

Vista Lauch Fun
By Meg Marco on January 29, 2007 2:29 PM  
    • Most CompUSA stores will be open from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m. (New Jersey stores will not be open because of state retailing laws.)  More »

Free T-Mobile HotSpot Wifi Access For Vista Users
By Meg Marco on January 26, 2007 8:23 PM  

—>It appears that Microsoft and T-Mobile have teamed up to offer free T-Mobile HotSpot Wifi to users of Windows Vista starting January 30th through April 30th. The promotion actually goes live today, the 26th, but that's a "secret." Oooh, rumors on the internets. Check out Microsoft and T-Mobile's incredibly odd website for more details.—MEGHANN MARCO  More »

The Big Box Project
By Meg Marco on January 19, 2007 6:19 PM  
    This site is a result of my customer service experience with the Microsoft Xbox 360 support/repair team. My 360 failed for the second time in 6 months but this time the service has changed... without warning. According to their "highest tiered" phone agent, Microsoft has exercised their "right to change the terms and conditions" of my warranty without notification. Upon first failure I received an empty box in the mail to return the damaged goods in, shipping covered. This time the cost of shipping falls upon me and, apparently, there is no other option. I pressed and pressed and pleaded my case but I was assured there are no exceptions. Well, since they can't help me out and cover the cost of an empty box, they are going to be receiving and returning the biggest damn box they have ever seen. I won't spend 15 dollars but I'll spend 15,000 dollars to prove my point and expose their conniving ways.  More »

How To: Upgrade to Windows Vista
By Meg Marco on January 18, 2007 3:38 PM  

—>Let's face it, you must want those semi-transparent windows or whatever, because they keep showing them to us. Look, look, "special windows!" Ok, awesome. But how do you get Vista onto your Windows XP machine? Can you even upgrade? Will your computer even run it?  More »

Warning: Vista May Drain Laptop Batteries
By Meg Marco on December 19, 2006 6:48 PM  
So, if you're upgrading to Vista and you're really excited about those Aero windows, understand that they may come with a price, at least while on the go. —MEGHANN MARCO  More »

Bill Gates: Don't Buy DRM Music
By Meg Marco on December 15, 2006 7:49 PM  
    Gates said that no one is satisfied with the current state of DRM, which "causes too much pain for legitimate buyers" while trying to distinguish between legal and illegal uses. He says no one has done it right, yet. There are "huge problems" with DRM, he says, and "we need more flexible models, such as the ability to "buy an artist out for life" (not sure what he means). He also criticized DRM schemes that try to install intelligence in each copy so that it is device specific.  More »

Vista, Vista, Vista: Should You Upgrade?
By Meg Marco on December 12, 2006 6:02 PM  

—>Lifehacker has a Q&A with Microsoft that's pretty interesting, as the questions were taken from Lifehacker readers. Of critical importance: Should you upgrade?  More »

XBOX Screams That Month Old Unit's 90-Day Warranty Is Expired
By consumerist.com on December 11, 2006 11:40 PM  

—>Brent's friend bought an XBOX in November with a 90-day warranty. It died. When he called the Bangalore based tech support, "Steve" told him:  More »

Format War Hurts Sales
By Meg Marco on November 27, 2006 7:46 PM  
"The fight between Blu-ray and HD-DVD, reminiscent of the 1980s battle between Betamax and VHS tape formats [is] shaping up as a business disaster for movie studios, electronics companies and retailers that had counted on a robust holiday selling season for the fancy new players - which cost $500 to $1,000 - and movies to play in them.  More »

Zune "is a Complete, Humiliating Failure."
By Meg Marco on November 26, 2006 7:37 PM  

—>The Chicago Sun-Times does not like the Zune. At all. In much the same way as we delight in reading all the really nasty movie reviews excerpted on Metacritic, we really enjoyed this particular write up of the potentially ill-fated Zune. Here are some choice zingers:  More »

Zune: Slow to Start
By Meg Marco on November 15, 2006 5:58 PM  

—>ZDnet is reporting that Microsoft's iPod-killa is experiencing a slow start. ZDnet was unable to find the mp3 player at most retailers, and experienced mixed reviews at a local Best Buy.   More »

Best of Both Worlds
By Meg Marco on November 13, 2006 1:42 PM  

ZDNet is reporting that MacMall is selling Macbooks that are pre-loaded with both Windows XP and MacOS. You can get your dual boot system in two flavors: Apple's free BootCamp 1.1 which allows you to boot either operating system, or Nova Development's Parallels Desktop ... which allows you to run both at the same time.   More »

Getting Ready for Vista
By Meg Marco on November 9, 2006 3:14 PM  

—>Microsoft Vista is arriving in January... and the last time we checked that was after the holidays. So if you're planning on buying a new computer or computer game this holiday season, you might want to pay close attention to the logos on the box. ZDnet has a good article about parsing these various Vista-related stickers. Some advice:  More »

Marketing an Invasion of Privacy?
By Meg Marco on November 3, 2006 6:55 PM  

—>According to CNet, "The Washington-based U.S. Public Interest Research Group and the Center for Digital Democracy have asked the Federal Trade Commission to review—and ideally restrict—what they describe as a growing online business model dependent on technologies that "aggressively track us wherever we go, creating data profiles to be used in ever-more sophisticated and personalized 'one-to-one' targeting schemes."  More »

Fry's New 360 Bundle... No Where Near As Good
By consumerist.com on October 12, 2006 5:21 PM  

—>Remember that sweet Xbox 360 Bundle that Outpost was pimping on Monday? The one that not only involved a premium system, but games involving zombie killing, hit-and-run-driving and not-hit-and-run-driving? All for $200 below retail price?  More »

Firefox: More Errors Than Internet Explorer, But Faster Solutions
By consumerist.com on September 27, 2006 2:52 AM  

—>The Firefox vs. Internet Explorer debates are much like the Mac vs. PC wars. Everyone seems to choose sides, and the Firefox crew proselytizes much like Mac owners do.  More »

Windows Media Player 11 is Big Brother?
By Meg Marco on September 22, 2006 4:45 PM  

—>Watch out! Don't burn that Shania Twain CD with Microsoft Windows Media Player 11, or it might encode whatever you rip with DRM.   More »

Microsoft: We'll Fix Your Damn Xbox
By Meg Marco on September 22, 2006 4:05 PM  

—>It freezes. It crashes. It gives you the red light of death. Well, you're not alone. Microsoft has admitted it. Early Xbox 360s are defective and will be repaired free of charge...providing that you purchased yours before January 1, 2006.   More »

Target Targets Blogger
By Meg Marco on September 18, 2006 4:34 PM  

—>It seems our buddy Target Corp. doesn't like it when bloggers post store policies on the Internets. Their rational response? Duh, lawsuit.   More »

Microsoft DRMifies Your Own Music
By consumerist.com on September 18, 2006 10:20 AM  

—>You might have caught the Zune swoon in the blogosphere last week. For those who didn't catch it, Zune is Microsoft's planned iPod-killer: a device that is as often nifty (built in WiFi that allows you to share music with friends on the go) as it is underwhelming (30 gig hard drive, max.)  More »

UPDATE: Circuit City Ripping Off Xbox 360 Customers
By consumerist.com on September 5, 2006 5:17 PM  

—>On Friday, we noted an underhanded tactic Circuit City appeared to be foisting on unsuspecting Xbox 360 customers. A sign in their Newport Beach offered to charge customers $29.95 for a product upgrade they would get for free via Live Update or from a Microsoft patch CD.  More »

Circuit City Ripping Off Xbox 360 Customers
By consumerist.com on September 1, 2006 7:01 PM  

—>Kotaku's got the drop on another sleazy Circuit City in-store service. For $28.99, Circuit City will upgrade your Xbox360 so it's backwards compatible with Xbox games. The problem is this already occurs if your Xbox360 is set up for Xbox Live. If you don't have it connected to a phone line, Windows will also send you a patch disc for free.  More »

Windows Vista Voice Recognition, The Psychopath
By consumerist.com on August 1, 2006 8:11 AM  

From a recent Microsoft Vista press conference in which the built-in Speech Recognition software was demonstrated.  More »

Teaser for Zune, Microsoft's iPod
By consumerist.com on July 27, 2006 4:24 PM  
Via Jkrew. However, there does seem to be an inverse-relationship between the product values and boringness level. Most of the ad is preoccupied with showing us the target audience for the mp3 player. Their target is everyone. Try and figure out the titles on the director's sheet when they were casting for type. We've started a few for you.  More »

Hello, Pot? This Is Windows. You're Black.
By consumerist.com on July 20, 2006 8:30 AM  

—>Ever since Windows Genuine Advantage hit, a lot of people have had an outraged looking exclamation point parked in their system tray. Out of the tip, a word balloon bubbles up, warning the user that they're a stinking, no good pirate.  More »

Microsoft Tech Leaves Babeluscious Support Message
By consumerist.com on July 12, 2006 4:14 PM  

Amusing rendition of a support call a Microsoft tech left on a customer's machine with visual aids. The tech's first language is obviously not English.   More »

Microsoft Shares Your Pain
By consumerist.com on June 22, 2006 7:55 PM  

For some reason, we imagine that if Microsoft's Share Your Pain was real, every Microsoft programmer would be quickly reduced to a gurgling slurry of diced meat. My day's Windows crashes alone would turn Takeshi Miike's stomach if inflicted upon some poor Microsoft programming nerd. As usual, deadpan German male sells it.  More »

The News; Rich, Creamy, Lung Cancer
By consumerist.com on June 16, 2006 3:50 PM  
• Nation's factories prescribed Cialis. [NYTMore »

Windows XP Now Calls You A Pirate
By consumerist.com on May 29, 2006 4:00 PM  

—>If you're using Windows XP with a product key of dubious origin, you may have noticed that your computer just got a lot more obnoxious.   More »

AOL Officially Sucks More Than Anything Else
By consumerist.com on May 29, 2006 3:34 PM  

—>Every time we post a story bashing AOL, Gawker overlord Nick Denton forgets that he fired us the day before. So our jobs should be safe for at least a few days now that we can share the news that PC World has given AOL the prestigious prize of the worst tech product of all timeMore »

Microsoft Fingerprint Reader Does Passwords, Not Security
By consumerist.com on April 28, 2006 11:41 AM  

We hate remembering passwords. We have enough arbitrary code phrases in our life to remember, like the one we have to try to remember when our girlfriend cinches that plastic sack over our head. So Microsoft's Fingerprint Reader software seemed pretty cool to us.  More »

Deceptive Mouseprint Advertising Given Boldface Exposure
By consumerist.com on April 19, 2006 9:55 PM  

—>The Mouseprint blog is dedicated to pointing out the hilarious juxtaposition between the the big bold print in ads and the sometimes completely contradictory caveats buried in the fine print.  More »

See You in the Funnies, MPAA/RIAA
By consumerist.com on April 19, 2006 3:51 AM  

Hi-larious webcomic skewering the DRM Nazis' 'business model.'  More »

Cheap Ass Gamer's 360 CSR Horror Story
By consumerist.com on April 10, 2006 10:17 AM  
Over at Cheap Ass Gamer, we saw a nightmarish Customer Support story of which we're positively covetous. It features everything you could hope from an unsatisfactory support issue: a blubbering CS department outsourced to a Texan Down's Syndrome group home. The suggestion that the customer could fix his problem by buying more of the company's stuff. Expensive replacement systems going missing in the mail. The wrong product being sent back to the customer. Calls from customer support telling the customer that the unit they just sent to him wasn't actually fixed. And, all in all, a two month wait time from initial report of the problem to resolution.  More »

Remainders
By consumerist.com on April 4, 2006 8:26 AM  
  • It's a crack in the screen. No, it's a hair. Guess which of these statements belongs to the Indian tech support.  More »

  • What If Microsoft Designed The "What If Microsoft Designed The iPod Box" Video?
    By consumerist.com on March 15, 2006 3:29 PM  

    —>A couple weeks ago, we posted a video that has been taking the Internet by storm: What If Microsoft Designed The iPod Box? At the time, we wondered about the funny guys who'd so perfectly hoisted Microsoft's petard.  More »

    This Week in: Best Stories
    By consumerist.com on March 3, 2006 6:22 PM  

    —>Here's your favorite posts of the week to reminisce over a glass of vermouth and an old corsage. Here's looking at you, top stories.  More »

    What If... Microsoft Designed the iPod Box?
    By consumerist.com on March 1, 2006 2:33 PM  

    This has been going around lately, but is directly indicative of the cluelessness of corporate branding philosophies that we at the Consumerist so love to rail against.  More »

    Step-By-Step Guide On Reselling PS3s
    By consumerist.com on February 7, 2006 5:11 PM  

    Do you want to get rich by playing the supply-exploit-demand eBay game on the next big video game console? Did you see those ridiculous $1000 X-Box 360 eBay auctions and think, "Man, I wish I could get in on some of that exploitive action?" Your prayers have been answered, because this blog has a remarkably sleazy and delusional article up on the fine art of console reselling.  More »

    Microsoft Declines Releasing Fix For Data-Destroying Worm
    By consumerist.com on February 2, 2006 7:05 PM  
    Despite the fact that tomorrow is D-Day for the computer worm lurking in many unsuspecting users' systems — causing it to suddenly activate and destroy all of their Microsoft Office files — Microsoft has let everyone know that they won't be releasing a fix for the Kama Sutra worm until — appropriately enough — Valentine's Day.  More »

    Exhaustive Look at X-Box 360 Warranty
    By consumerist.com on January 24, 2006 7:05 PM  

    —>Every once and a while, someone who means well will invalidate their own point by maniacally and incompetently overstating it. Such is this piece over at 2old2play.com, regarding your consumer's rights as an X-Box 360 ownerMore »

    Xbox Live Gold Breaks When Using Other Microsoft Premium Services
    By consumerist.com on December 17, 2005 5:01 PM  

    Some Xbox 360 users have found that signing up for Xbox Live Gold while also having another Microsoft premium service, like MSN Music or MSN Direct, causes the following message to be displayed. The not quite literal quote:

    "Your account has been suspended due to a problem with your payment option. Please use a different payment option or update your current information in Account Management."
    Even worse, when trying to troubleshoot the problem with Microsoft Xbox tech support, some of the reps have recommended deleting the Xbox profile and creating a new one, leading to the loss of customers' saved games. Microsoft community liaison 'Major Nelson' said they were testing a fix on the first of December, but it has yet to show up.  More »

    Vertical Xbox 360s Scratch Discs?
    By consumerist.com on December 13, 2005 2:45 PM  

    —>Could positioning the Xbox 360 vertically—the way it's shown in almost all its ads—actually scratch game and movie discs? That's the explanation offered by one Microsoft customer service rep, who went on to explain that Microsoft would not be replacing discs scratched due to using to the Xbox in the 'improper' position.  More »

    Xbox 360 Can Scratch Game Discs
    By consumerist.com on December 5, 2005 5:17 PM  

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