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Mattel Ordered To Pay $310 Million In Bratz Case
By Phil Villarreal on August 5, 2011 11:15 AM  
Mattel and MGA Entertainment have long been locked up in a bitter court battle over the Bratz line of urban-themed dolls. In the latest swing of the pendulum, a federal judge ordered Mattel to pay $310 million in damages and various fees. More »

Ken Dumps Barbie After Learning She's Into Deforestation
By Ben Popken on June 13, 2011 10:00 AM  
Last week, Ken broke up with Barbie after finding out some of the paper in her packaging comes from a Singapore company, Asian Pulp & Paper (APP), they accuse of clearcutting rain forests and destroying endangered tiger habitats. In the animated video put out by Greenpeace, he shrieks after seeing video of Barbie chainsawing the forest and laughing like a mad woman, and shouts, "It's over!" before punching the camera. Later, activists rappelled down the side of Mattel's headquarters to unfurl a banner announcing the breakup, and Barbie herself showed up in her bright pink "Dream Dozer" before the cops arrested her. Now in response to the campaign, Mattel announced they're cutting APP out of their supply chain. More »

FBI Warns Video Camera Barbie Could Be Used For Kiddie Porn
By Ben Popken on December 8, 2010 10:00 AM  
The FBI is downplaying a leaked internal memo that reminded field agents that "Barbie Video Girl", which has a video camera embedded in her necklace, could be used by pervs to produce child pornography. More »

This Is A $300,000 Barbie Doll
By Laura Northrup on October 21, 2010 11:30 AM  
A Barbie doll dressed in a black cocktail dress, pink heels, and a sparkly pink necklace sold at auction at Christie's yesterday for $302,500. Well, perhaps it's not a Barbie doll so much as some plastic and fabric that happens to be attached to a custom-designed Cubist pink and white diamond necklace made by Australian jewelry designer Stefano Canturi. More »

This is an x-ray image. The doll doesn't really look like
this, though it would be kinda cool if it did.

Barbie Can Now Spy On Your Enemies For You
By Marc Perton on July 23, 2010 5:06 PM  
Yesterday we talked about Bratz, so it's only fair that we give Barbie some space today. Especially this Barbie, the Video Girl Doll. While this piece of plastic looks like any other Barbie doll, it harbors a secret: a hidden camera in a pendant around her neck, which can record up to 30 minutes of video.

Mattel gushes over the spy-doll:
Budding filmmakers, take note: Barbie® doll now doubles as a video camera! Girls can record and play back clips with this multi-tasking doll, which has a video camera built right in. Capture everything from a doll's-eye-view, then watch it instantly or upload to your computer. There's an LCD screen on Barbie® doll's back, and a camera lens hidden discreetly in her necklace. Talk about making movies in style!
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The 23 Best Big Companies To Work For
By Mary Beth Quirk on May 2, 2010 3:03 PM  
While there are the Comcasts and the Cash4Golds out there, it's heartening to know that there are actually companies deemed to be "good" to work for. Exciting! Thanks for putting together a list of 23 of those magical companies, Fortune! More »

Mattel Trusted To Check Its Own Toys For Lead
By Phil Villarreal on April 27, 2010 10:00 AM  
The Consumer Product Safety Commission thinks it's OK for Mattel to use its own facilities for mandated "third party" tests to make sure the toys aren't contaminated with lead or other stuff that's not so good for human beings, the AP reports. More »

"Mad Men" Barbie Dolls Launch
By Ben Popken on March 10, 2010 12:10 PM  
The cast of Mad Men just got Barbie Dollized. For only $74.95 a pop, you can have just as much fun toying with Don, Betty, Roger and Joan as they have toying with each other. Sorry, only G-rated accessories; they will not come with any cigarettes or martini glasses. However, fans will be glad to know that just like in the show, the characters will be trapped inside plastic coffins and their movements determined by powerful external forces. More »

Does Geek Barbie Have Smaller Boobs?
By Ben Popken on February 17, 2010 1:02 PM  
Does the new computer savvy Barbie have tinier tatas than her predecessors? Reader jgodsey says she noticed a discrepancy in this side-by-side profile on TV. Or is it just the angle and the bodice? Here's Geek Barbie from another angle along with another Barbie friend so we can settle this argument. More »

Now Your Dog Can Post Mindless Drivel To Twitter, Too
By Laura Northrup on February 15, 2010 1:30 PM  
Have you always wanted to use an Internet-enabled collar and a Twitter feed to keep up with what your dog is up to when you're out of view? Me either, but Mattel thinks that there might be a market for this sort of thing, and will bring Puppy Tweets to market this summer. More »

Computer Engineer Barbie Thinks Math Is Awesome And Lucrative
By Laura Northrup on February 14, 2010 10:00 AM  
Over the last five decades, the vaguely human-shaped fashion doll Barbie has had a lot of careers. Barbie's jobs have changed over time along with perceptions of what the little girls who played with her could grow up to become. She was a nurse in 1961, then a surgeon in 1973. She was a student teacher in 1965, and President of the United States and a Starfleet officer in 2000. Now, Mattel is hopping on the geek chick bandwagon with Computer Engineer Barbie. More »

Mattel Sells Overpriced Barbie Printer, Forgets To Make Overpriced Refill Cartridges
By Laura Northrup on December 26, 2009 7:30 PM  
Mattel's new "beautronics" device aimed at tween girls, the Barbie Nail Printer, is a glorified inkjet printer that customizes and prints designs on your fingernails. Neat idea in theory, though a bit pricey at $180. However, Mattel has apparently overlooked an essential part of the inkjet printer business model: selling new and overpriced cartridges. The problem, reader Richard writes, is that the company refuses to take orders for new cartridges, saying that they won't be available until next year. But I want pink leopard print fingernails now! More »

Mattel, Primary Reason For Toy Safety Law, Gets Exempted From It
By Chris Walters on August 28, 2009 3:14 PM  

—>When the CPSIA—the toy safety law that requires independent lab tests on toys—was passed, a lot of smaller toy manufacturers complained that it was really a dirty trick by the big toy companies to increase overhead for the small ones. Now comes word that the government has secretly exempted Mattel from the law's testing requirements—even though Mattel was responsible for 6 lead-tainted toy recalls in 2007.  More »

Mattel Profits Increase After Cost Cuts
By Laura Northrup on July 17, 2009 10:10 PM  

—>Mattel's revenues are down by 19%. Toy sales from summer movies and flagship product Barbie and Hot Wheels are down. However, the company reported today that profits are way up. So what explains the profits? Blame a visit from Price Hike Barbie.  More »

Mattel Will Pay $2.3 Million Penalty For All Those Lead Toys
By Chris Walters on June 6, 2009 2:25 AM  

—>Remember back when lead toys were all the rage? Oh, those dangerous days, when you couldn't lick a Dora the Explorer doll without fear of memory loss! Well, Mattel and the Consumer Prouct Safety Commission (CPSC) have reached an agreement on how much Mattel should pay for importing toys that exceeded U.S. lead safety guidelines, and the amount is $2.3 million. Maybe now the CPSC can use some of that money to grease the DC wheels and get their new chair nominee confirmedMore »

Barbie may have to move out of the dream house or whatever — sales are down 9% and Mattel is hurting. [BizjournalsMore »

Fisher-Price Kiddie Camera Comes With Fun And A Computer Virus
By Chris Walters on January 3, 2009 12:22 AM  

—>Jeff says his kid's new toy, a working camera from Fisher-Price, tried to give his computer a virus when he plugged it in!  More »

Mattel's Toy Blood Pressure Cuff's Paint Was About 5% Lead
By Ben Popken on August 29, 2008 1:18 AM  

—>Just how much lead was in that toy blood pressure cuff Mattel were so reluctant to recall back in February? The one they said "me federal regulations and international consumer product safety standards?" Well, a reader's scientist friend working in lab tested it on the equipment there. According to his results, the amount of lead in the paint was 4-5% lead by weight. "For reference," he writes, "U.S. EPA HUD guidelines set the action limit for paint at 0.5% lead by weight. Any level over 0.5% is considered to be contaminated...Lead paint used on houses 50 years ago had lead content of 2-15%."  More »

Mattel Losing Money As Manufacturing Costs Rise
By Meg Marco on April 21, 2008 5:46 PM  
Sales of Barbie fell 12 percent in the U.S. as the 49-year- old doll faced competition from Hannah Montana and Ganz's Webkinz. Mattel, which recalled more than 21 million Chinese-made products in 2007, expects Chinese manufacturing costs to rise further. The yuan has climbed 10 percent against the dollar over the past 12 months, and inflation in China is near an 11-year high.
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Round 16: Mattel vs ATT
By consumerist.com on April 3, 2008 4:00 PM  

—>This is Round 16 in our Worst Company in America contest, Mattel vs AT&T.

Mattel profited off of selling millions of toys covered in lead paint, as well a toy with detachable, swallowable, magnet balls.  More »

Members Of Congress Implore Mattel To "Do The Right Thing," Recall Lead-Tainted Toy Blood-Pressure Cuff
By Carey Alexander on February 2, 2008 3:12 PM  

—>56 Members of Congress want to know why Mattel CEO Robert Eckert refuses to issue a nationwide recall for a toy blood-pressure cuff that is contaminated with lead. The affected blood-pressure cuff, sold as part of the Fisher-Price Medical Kit, was recalled exclusively in Illinois after Mattel received a complaint from State Attorney General Lisa Madigan. Legislators want Eckert to stand by a pledge made to reassure a jittery public before the holiday buying season that Mattel would 'earn back our trust with deeds, not just with words.'  More »

Shank Found Inside Mattel Polly Pocket Toy
By Meg Marco on January 17, 2008 6:19 PM  

—>Here's a story that makes you wonder what sort of tools the workers at Mattel's factories use. A "shank" (a blade wrapped in electrical tape, to be exact) was found inside a sealed Polly Pocket toy purchased at Walmart.   More »

Poison: The High Cost Of Cheap Batteries
By Meg Marco on January 15, 2008 6:19 PM  

—>Cadmium batteries are cheap and safe to use, but hazardous to manufacture. They'll save you money—about $1.50 for the average cadmium-powered toy, says the Wall Street Journal.   More »

Fisher-Price Pulls Another Lead-Tainted Product In Illinois Only
By Meg Marco on December 20, 2007 7:22 PM  

—>Consumer Reports says that Fisher-Price has finished testing another toy blood pressure cuff and have found that it exceeds the Illinois lead limit for toys.  More »

Hasbro Launches Ad Campaign Promoting Its Safety Record
By Chris Walters on December 6, 2007 11:00 PM  

—> Yesterday Hasbro launched a new ad campaign in certain newspapers to promote its comparatively stellar safety record with toys—it hasn't had any big ticket items show up in the lead-tainted parade this year (or to the date-rape afterparty) and it wants consumers to know.  More »

Fisher-Price Pulls Lead Tainted Toy In Illinois Only
By Meg Marco on December 4, 2007 10:12 PM  

—>Illinois has tough laws when it comes to dangerous toys, and now Fisher-Price has found itself on the wrong side of the Illinois Lead Poisoning Prevention Act, according to Consumer Reports.  More »

Only 22% Of American Importers Of Chinese Goods Have Reviewed Their Supply Chain
By consumerist.com on November 30, 2007 4:35 PM  

—>A survey of global manufacturers found that only 22% have reviewed their supply chain in light of the Mattel lead toy recall situation. Of that number, 1/3 said they would change how they go about evaluating suppliers. 30% said they were sending quality inspectors to overseas plants. Most of the executives said their greatest fear in doing business with China wasn't defective products, but that the Chinese would make knockoffs of their waresMore »

Congresswoman Calls For Mattel To Resume Manufacturing In The US
By Meg Marco on November 20, 2007 10:31 PM  

—>Mattel used to manufacture toys in the U.S., specifically in Western New York, where it still has offices. Now Rep. Louise Slaughter is calling for Mattel to repair its reputation by opening a plant in her district.

Slaughter, D-Fairport, made the suggestion to Robert A. Eckert, chairman and chief executive officer of Mattel — Fisher-Price's parent company — in a Nov. 12 phone call.  More »

Toys R Us Tries To Reassure You After Year Of Recalls
By Meg Marco on November 16, 2007 2:59 PM  

—>Toys R Us has written a reassuring letter to its customers outlining its toy safety policies and threatening to discontinue selling products from any company that ignores them. Since Toys R Us still sells Mattel toys and Thomas & Friends wooden train sets, it's hard to imagine a company that wouldn't make the cut.  More »

Mattel Announces Recall Of 155,000 Toys
By Chris Walters on November 6, 2007 8:49 PM  

—> Today Mattel announced a recall of 155,000 Mexican-made toys being sold in countries throughout Europe and the United States. There's no lead contamination this time around; the recall was announced "due to concerns that small pieces could detach from the toys and cause children to choke." The product is the Laugh & Learn Learning Kitchen Toy, part of the Fisher-Price range.   More »

Amazon Pulls Fisher-Price Medical Kit After CR Lead Report
By Meg Marco on November 6, 2007 5:15 PM  

—>Mike Antonucci from the Mercury News tells us that Amazon.com has pulled the lead-tainted Fisher-Price Medical Kit from its website after fielding questions about a Consumer Reports investigation that found "troubling" levels of lead in the blood pressure cuff.   More »

Sleeping Pills For Kids? The 2007 International Bad Product Awards
By Meg Marco on October 31, 2007 1:15 AM  

—>The Consumer's International 2007 International Bad Product Awards are here, folks. Let's have a big round of applause for:  More »

Consumer Reports Finds "Troubling" Levels Of Lead In Unrecalled Fisher-Price Toy
By Meg Marco on October 29, 2007 7:07 PM  

—>Consumer Reports is busy testing lead levels in children's toys that are not on any recall list just to see if they are safe. They're nice like that.   More »

Liveblogging The Senate Commerce Committee Hearing On Toys, Children's Products, And The Chinese Sweatshops In Which They're Made
By Carey Alexander on October 25, 2007 1:20 PM  

—>Starting today at 9:30 a.m., the Senate Commerce Committee will examine the lives of the young Chinese workers who assemble our Barbies and Tiggers without the workforce protections or social safety nets enjoyed by western workers.  More »

Despite problems involving Chinese-made goods sold in the U.S., a Chinese spokesperson says that orders for Christmas toys are "up" and that factories can't keep up with demand. But he also says, "I urge the importers of Chinese toys to come to China and buy more Chinese toys and I wish children around the world a Merry Christmas," which makes the claim sound like PR spin. [ReutersMore »

Shareholders File Lawsuit Against Mattel Over Toy Recalls
By Meg Marco on October 10, 2007 11:37 PM  

—>Mattel's shareholders are upset. A pension fund in Michigan has filed a shareholder lawsuit against the company, claiming that they mishandled product safety procedures and were therefor responsible for 3 toy recalls this summer. The lawsuit also alleges that executives with knowledge of the defects sold $33 million in stock before the recalls were announced.  More »

Barbie Teaches Credit Cards 101: "You Never Run Out Of Money!"
By Chris Walters on October 8, 2007 6:57 PM  

—> Fashion Fever Shopping Boutique, the correctly named Barbie toy, features a built-in credit card swiper and a life-size credit card for young children to use when buying outfits for their dolls. According to the Amazon website, "Once the balance hits zero, it will reset so you can continue to shop."  More »

Media Roundup: What Should Parents Do About Recalled Toys?
By Meg Marco on September 30, 2007 9:59 PM  

—>The toy recalls are still big news and something (the autumnal equinox, perhaps?) triggered an avalanche of "Oh, no! What should parents do?" advice stories from the media. Most, if not all, mentioned recalls.org,but you can also subscribe to Consumerist's "recalls" feed.   More »

Lead Recall Watch: 11,395,350 Items Recalled For Lead Contamination In 2007
By Meg Marco on September 28, 2007 7:36 PM  

—>Here at Consumerist we've been keeping an eye on the 2007 lead contamination recalls. Here's September's update:  More »

The Unpleasant Truth Behind Mattel's Unexpected Apology
By Carey Alexander on September 23, 2007 10:42 PM  
Mattel takes full responsibility for these recalls and apologises personally to you, the Chinese people and all of our customers who received the toys. It is important for everyone to understand that the vast majority of these products that we recalled were the result of a flaw in Mattel's design, not through a manufacturing flaw in Chinese manufacturers.  More »

In a gesture to assuage China's injured pride in advance of an on-site visit by the CEO, Mattel apologized to China for the "design flaws" responsible for most of this summer's toy recalls. [APMore »

Liveblogging The House Energy And Commerce Subcommittee Hearing On Toy Safety
By Carey Alexander on September 19, 2007 1:30 PM  
Parading before you today will be two familiar panels: The first will feature acting Consumer Product Safety Commission Chair Nancy Nord and Commissioner Thomas Moore, who skipped out of last week's hearing for a dentists appointment. The second will be devoted solely to Mattel CEO Robert Eckert.  More »

Mattel, Lead, Congress, Matthew 19:24
By consumerist.com on September 12, 2007 6:52 PM  

—>Testifying before congress today, Mattel CEO Robert Eckert demonstrated the size of the aperture it's easier for a camel to pass through than for a lead toy manufacturer to get into heaven. [NYTMore »

Liveblogging The Senate Appropriations Subcommittee Hearing On Toy Safety
By Carey Alexander on September 12, 2007 2:30 PM  

—>Today is a big day for Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL). Starting at 11am, the Chairman of the powerful Appropriations Subcommittee on Financial Services and General Government will kick off a series of hearings examining the toy industry's seemingly magnetic attraction to lead paint. Durbin, whose Subcommittee has jurisdiction over the Consumer Product Safety Commission's budget, will grill toy industry representatives, consumer advocates, and members of the government over plans to protect America's children from the dangers silently lurking on toy shelves by establishing an independent testing regime.  More »

Accessory Toys (lead), Fisher Price Big Big World 6-in-1 Bongo Band toys (lead), Fisher-Price Recalls Geo Trax Locomotive Toys (lead), NettoCollection "Moderne" and "Loft" Cribs (entrapment, strangulation), d-Scan Jubee Bunk Beds (collapse). Mattel's CEO appeared in a new apology video, featuring shots of people in lab coats going through the motions of testing toys (we like how the guy in the beginning nods his head as he writes down a figure, nice lil piece of overacting there).  More »

More Mattel Lead Painted Toy Recalls Tomorrow
By consumerist.com on September 4, 2007 10:58 PM  

—>Toy-giant Mattel will recall yet more toys covered in deadly lead-tainted paint, the AP reportsMore »

Mattel's Reputation With The CPSC Is Officially Crappy
By Meg Marco on September 4, 2007 7:35 PM  

—>Mattel is being investigated (again) by the CPSC over the timeliness of its latest batch of recalls. According to the WSJ, Mattel knows it is required to inform the agency within 24 hours of receiving information about a defect that could cause injury—it just doesn't do it because it thinks its not fair.  More »

China Says Only 15% Of Mattel Recalls Are Its Responsibility
By Meg Marco on August 27, 2007 3:17 PM  
Eighty-five percent of the roughly 20 mln toys that Mattel recalled were due to design faults, Li, the director of the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine, told reporters.  More »

Mattel Sues Porn Site Over "Barbie" Trademark
By Meg Marco on August 23, 2007 2:14 PM  
The El Segundo, Calif., toy maker sued Global China Networks LLC in federal court in Manhattan on Tuesday over its Web site, www.chinabarbie.com. Global is a limited liability company organized in Florida and maintains a post-office box in New York, according to the complaint.  More »

Lawsuit Says Mattel Should Pay For Lead Testing
By Meg Marco on August 21, 2007 3:46 PM  

—>A lawsuit filed Monday asks Mattel to pay for lead testing to determine if children have been exposed to lead from the millions of recalled toys.   More »

Mattel CEO's Online Video Apology For Millions Of Toy Recalls
By consumerist.com on August 18, 2007 3:19 PM  

—>Mattel CEO Bob Eckert posted a video apology for the millions of lead-tainted and faulty magnet toys they were forced to recall. In it, he apologizes, has himself and his company take full responsibility for the issue, and outlines specific new steps to insure product quality and step up inspection processes. This is the best corporate apology video we've ever seen.  More »

Mattel Recalls Over 7 Million Chinese-Made Toys For Lead Paint, Magnets
By Meg Marco on August 14, 2007 4:59 PM  

—>Today Mattel expanded their lead paint recall to include 253,000 die cast "Cars" toys. In addition, Mattel expended a 2006 magnetic toy recall to include about 7 million other toys.  More »

Mattel Will Recall Another Chinese-Made Toy For Lead Paint
By consumerist.com on August 14, 2007 12:18 PM  

—>Mattel is probably going to take another toy off the shelves due to overleaded paint, reports the AP and a tipster. The announcement of which toy could come today.   More »

Chinese Lead Toy Maker Commits Suicide In Mattel Recall Aftermath
By consumerist.com on August 13, 2007 12:46 PM  

—>The owner of a Chinese toy factory identified by Mattel as the maker of the lead-tainted toys involved in a million unit recall committed suicide Saturday afternoon inside his factory, according to Chinese officials, the AP reports. According to the article, dishonored officials commonly commit suicide.  More »

China: It's Mattel's Fault That Chinese Companies Manufactured Toys Covered With Lead. What?
By Carey Alexander on August 11, 2007 2:18 AM  

—>China's General Administration for Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine (GAQSIQ) blamed Mattel for the recent lead contamination of nearly 1 million toys, saying that the toy maker did not adequately supervise their suppliers. Mattel's oversight safeguards are widely regarded as the "gold standard" for manufacturing in China. From the LA Times:  More »

Is China Going To Execute Lead-Toy Vendors?
By Chris Walters on August 9, 2007 5:28 PM  

—> Chinese officials have announced that they will "severely" punish the vendors responsible for the recent lead-tainted toy snafu. That leads us to ask, what do they consider severe punishment? Remember what they did to the director of the food and drug agency for accepting poisoned toothpaste bribes? And the new state-sponsored video game "Incorruptible Fighter", where players get to execute corrupt officials with magic or weapons, is so popular that it's been downloaded over 100,000 times.  More »

Mattel Identifies Manufacturer Responsible For Supplying 967,000 Tainted Toys
By Carey Alexander on August 8, 2007 6:56 PM  

—>Mattel is blaming a potentially bankrupt cardboard box vendor for supplying 967,000 toys covered with lead paint. The toy maker publicly identified the Lee Der Industrial Company in Guangdong province in the hopes that other toy makers will take their business elsewhere. The AP tried to call Lee Der for comment, which resulted in this odd exchange:  More »

Mattel Thought They Could Outsmart The Chinese Poison Train
By Carey Alexander on August 2, 2007 9:33 PM  

—>Two weeks before announcing the recall of nearly 1 million toys tainted with toxic lead paint, Mattel was featured in the New York Times as a role model, the "gold standard" for companies manufacturing goods in China. The Chinese Poison Train's ability to sneak past Mattel's fortified defenses highlights the tremendous difficulties faced by well-meaning American manufacturers trying to police their supply chains. Mattel spared no expense to ensure the safety of their products.  More »

Toxic Lead Paint Prompts Recall of 967,000 Fisher-Price Toys
By Carey Alexander on August 2, 2007 2:49 PM  

—>Sorry kids, the Consumer Product Safety Commission and Fisher-Price are recalling Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and 83 other types of fun toys that happen to be covered with toxic lead paint from China.  More »

Take that Bratz: Barbie is Back?
By Meg Marco on January 29, 2007 8:29 PM  
Gross sales of its Barbie line rose 3 percent domestically and worldwide during the quarter.  More »

Little Mermaid Doll Calls Child a "Slut"
By Meg Marco on December 12, 2006 8:20 PM  

—>Well, well, well. Who knew Ariel was a prude? Apparently, if you press the button on the talking Ariel fast enough, the toy cycles through such saccharine phrases as "Life is the bubbles" quickly enough that a secret message is revealed. "You're a slut!"  More »

Serious Injuries Prompt Recall of Polly Pocket Toys
By Meg Marco on November 21, 2006 10:50 PM  

—>Mattel is recalling 2.4 million Polly Pocket play sets due to several serious injuries sustained when magnets inside the dolls and accessories fell out undetected.   More »

Finally! This Site Covers A REAL Consumerist Issue
By consumerist.com on August 15, 2006 8:31 AM  

My 11 year old, cute-as-a-button cousin Lilly writes in:  More »

The News; Wal-Mart Hires Flying Nun
By consumerist.com on July 18, 2006 1:50 PM  
• Mr. Hooters is dead at 69, huh huh. [NYT] "Robert H. Brooks, 69, Owner of Hooters Restaurant Chain, Is Dead"  More »

Barbie is Dead
By consumerist.com on June 27, 2006 10:40 AM  

—>For this post, we knew exactly what image we were looking for: an image of Barbie — barefoot and flanked by Ken and two of Barbie's pan-ethnic plastic girlfriends — sashaying with shopping bags right across Abbey Road. Unfortunately, that image doesn't exist, and we're too stupid to make it. So instead, we've been forced to illustrate it with this image of a murdered Barbie, her head crushed by a Volkwagen sized aluminum can. Serves her right, the cocktease.  More »

Mattel Presents Ooga Booga Barbie
By consumerist.com on June 21, 2006 10:40 AM  

—>Over at the Bleat, James Lileks took time out of talking about how great the olden days are to illustrate that, though we live in an age of Hooker Barbies, it's not like they just started being offensive.  More »

Barbie Brand Extension Prompts Farking
By consumerist.com on May 24, 2006 4:24 AM  

Like a tired brand getting a face lift, the revelation that Mattel will trot a line of 50's inspired Barbie dolls prompted Farkers to Botox another trope, the inapropropriate occupation BarbieMore »

Barbie Scarred Me, And I Liked It
By consumerist.com on May 17, 2006 10:15 PM  

—>Lil Miss Rodeo is the least of [insert the name a potentially concerned party here]'s worries about the new line of Barbie pinup dolls. How about French Maid Barbie?  More »

Finally. Barbie Goes Cheesecake.
By consumerist.com on May 17, 2006 9:22 AM  

—>Mattel has announced that every ten year old boy's secret plastic girlfriend, Barbie, is finally going 50's sexpot. The lascivious, long legged tramp is getting her own "Pin-Up" line of dolls, inspired by the fifty year old cheesecake calendars still mustily crumbling upon the wall of our grandfathers' garages.  More »

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