HP To Give The Axe To 27,000 Employees
Earlier today, HP announced its latest quarterly earnings and the results were not good — like "We are going to have to lay off 27,000 employees" not good.
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HP Recalls 1 Million Fax Machines Because "Fire" Is Not A Paper-Friendly Feature
Hewlett-Packard has announced a recall of more than one million HP Fax 1040 and 1050 fax machines in North America because the machines have faulty internal electric components that can fail, causing the machines to overheat and possibly catch fire.
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Letter Detailing Sexual Harassment Allegations Against Former HP CEO Released
Those of you who still remember the summer of 2010 may recall when then-CEO of HP Mark "That's Not What I" Hurd
resigned following vague mentions of an inappropriate relationship with a female contractor. Yesterday, a court ordered that a letter, detailing allegations of sexual harassment, sent in July 2010 from the contractor's lawyer to Hurd, could be released to the public.
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Which Online Retailers Have The Fastest & Slowest Delivery Times?
Today is Free Shipping Day, which is pretty self-explanatory, but free shipping doesn't mean good shipping. That's why the folks at STELLAservice wanted to know which of the top 25 online retailers were able to get you your order in a timely manner.
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Can Owning A Cat Void Your HP Warranty?
Chris sent his HP Elitebook in for repair, only to learn that he had done something to void the warranty, and it wouldn't be repaired. What was his heinous offense against technology? He owns a cat, and there's fur inside the computer, causing HP to declare his computer a "biological hazard" and send it back un-repaired. He sent along photos that HP took of his disassembled computer and used to make the case that his computer wasn't repairable.
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HP Customer Service Rep Suggests I Find A Man To Help Fix A Monitor
What is a poor, weak woman like Consumerist reader Tara to do on her own when she can't get a computer monitor to work? According to an HP customer service rep, obviously the right thing to do (when his advice has failed) is to get a man to help her.
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Researchers: Some Printers Vulnerable To Hack Attack That Could Lead To Fire
It's like something out of a movie starring Matthew Broderick. Researchers at Columbia University claim they've discovered a vulnerability that could let hackers remotely access your printer for nefarious hijinks, like making said printer go up in flames.
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The 4th Replacement Laptop HP Sent Me Doesn't Work, Either
John bought a rather nice HP laptop for his business, and it would be nice if it would work. Ever. Every time they boot up one of the replacement machines HP has sent, it crashes. They're now on laptop #5.
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Adventures In Ordering A Clearanced HP TouchPad
RIP, HP TouchPad. A long time ago—well,
about three months ago—HP claimed that their WebOS-based tablet would be the greatest on the market. Now, our tipline is buzzing with customers clamoring to get their hands on a TouchPad tablet: not because it's a hot tech toy, but because the product's being discontinued, and retailers dumping them for $100 or $150 depending on storage capacity.
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Fighting For A Working HP Laptop For 8 Months
Try as they might, HP just seems to be incapable of getting David's repair right. When repairing his wireless card that was damaged in a previous repair, they broke the motherboard. Fixing the motherboard, they broke the screen connector. And so on. Even the replacement computer they gave him started to fail, and then they failed at fixing that correctly. This ridiculous dance has been going on for 8 months.
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Best Buy Replaces Deaf Bed-Bound Girl's Laptop After Holding It Hostage
After the story of a deaf and bed-bound girl whose laptop had been bouncing back and forth between Best Buy Geek Squad repair for 3 months went up on Consumerist, the ambassador for Geek Squad City, Randy Ratliff, reached out to help. "The buck stops here!" he said in his email. And of all the many who say that, he's one of the few to mean it. He investigated the issue and now Jenni's sister has a new laptop.
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Best Buy Holding Deaf Bed-Bound Girl's Laptop Hostage Since May
Jenni's sister is disabled and bed-bound, and her laptop is her portal to the world. So when her HP laptop had to go in for repair, it was a big deal. It was an even bigger deal after the Geek Squad spent over a month dickering with the repair and while it was in their hands, the warranty ran out. Now Geek Squad won't give it back unless the full out of warranty price is paid, and HP says it's not their problem, it's Geek Squad's. Meanwhile it's been almost three months and Jenni's sister has no computer.
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HP Gives Gal Warranty By Accident, Knows It, Lets Her Replace Laptop Anyway
Donni is totally stoked! She bought a refurb HP laptop that kicked the bucket after its 90-day warranty expired. She gave up hope but then HP randomly sent her an email asking her if she wanted to renew her warranty. Donni called them up and they scratched their heads and said, yeah, that shouldn't have happened, but they went ahead and let her get the warranty and replace her laptop anyway. For this reason, Donni is very happy with HP.
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HP Notebook Can Apparently Shield Soldiers From Enemy Fire
We get a lot of complaints from readers about their HP computers and the company's customer service. But one person who won't be complaining is the U.S. soldier whose HP notebook took six bullets intended for him.
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HP Will Keep Sort Of Fixing Your Computer Until Warranty Runs Out
Terry is a graduate student, and doesn't really need to be shipping his only computer off for repairs every few months. If the computer is unplugged while asleep, the display refuses to come back on. He paid extra for an "in-home" warranty, so why does he have to keep mailing his computer to HP so they can not really fix it? He tells Consumerist that HP really seems to want him to leave him alone, being consistently rude. Even the person who answered the phone at executive customer service called him an "angry person with a phone number." Maybe he wouldn't be so angry if he had a working computer.
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HP Call Center Supervisor Can't Help You, Answers To No One
Consumer electronics have this terrible, terrible habit of breaking down shortly after the manufacturer's warranty is up. In Eva's case, the battery of her HP laptop self-destructed just two weeks after her original warranty ended. She thought that perhaps since her battery had started failing during the warranty period, they might give her a break. Nope. Thus began her battle of wills with R., the HP call center supervisor who can't help you, but answers to no one.
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HP Starts The Tablet Smack Talk, Claiming Theirs Will Beat iPad
We can just hear it now: "Your tablet is so stupid, it thought a quarterback was a refund!" Hewlett-Packard hasn't released their TouchPad tablet computer yet, but already they're smack-talking iPad and Android devices and claiming it'll be the best one ever in the whole entire world. So there!
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Via Email, HP Apologizes For Sending Too Many Emails
HP apparently sent some customers too many emails recently by accident. So they sent out an apology to them, via email. No doubt they will realize this additional email was an unwanted further intrusion and send out another email to apologize for it.
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HP Pretends Linux Voids Netbook Hardware Warranty
Installing a different operating system on a computer does not change its hardware. This is a simple enough concept...unless you work in technical support for HP. Their phone tech support have joined their Geek Squad brethren in insisting that a Linux-infested laptop was no longer under warranty.
Kyle didn't want to put Windows back on his netbook just so his problem would fit phone support's standard script. He tried to make tech support see logic...and eventually they did. (Or gave him a new battery so he would go away, but the end result is the same.) More »
Each Of The 8 HP Laptops I've Bought Suffer From Blue Screen Of Death
Dan made a boo-boo and now he's blue-blue. He broke his wife's laptop and decided to replace it with a HP DV6t Special Edition laptop, picking one up for himself too. But he's not the only one suffering from discoloration, so are his laptops' screens. They're continually afflicted by the dread "
Blue Screen of Death." He's called and complained and exchanged the laptops several times, but each time, BSOD. They're on laptops 7 & 8 now. What's the deal?
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Snapfish Wants To Be Really, Really Sure That You Have Enough Envelopes
Maybe photo-printing service Snapfish wasn't purchased by HP. No, the company just might have been acquired by Santa Claus. This holiday season, they just couldn't stop giving things away. When Paige's mother was missing half of the envelopes for her order of 40 holiday cards, Snapfish was quick to send new ones. Three times over.
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Snapfish Takes On Too Many Christmas Orders, Then Avoids Customer Contact
Stacey is a longtime customer of HP's Snapfish service. She tells Consumerist that she wasn't able to get her photo calendars ordered until December 19th. No worries, though: the shipping deadlines on the site said that they'd be able to get the calendar out in plenty of time if she paid for two-day shipping. Except this turned out to not be, strictly speaking, true. Stacey found herself without her palnned gifts and suck on the phone with a customer service agent whose entire job, it seemed, is to "listen to people complain and then to explain how busy HP is."
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Snapfish Sends Another Copy Of Photo Book, No One Knows Why
A few weeks ago, we shared Karina's complaint about Snapfish. She wrote that when she took advantage of a "buy one photobook, get two free" deal,
the company kept canceling her order instead of printing the books. Shawn has the opposite problem: Snapfish sent him another copy that he never asked for of a book that he had already printed. Of course, they haven't charged him. Is there some kind of Law of Conservation of Photobooks at work here?
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Sorry, It's Your Fault HP's Programmers Screwed Up
If a company's software won't work with its own products, whose problem is that? Chris reports that HP seems to believe that because their own software won't work with one of their own products (for which it was recommended) that this is his problem.
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EECB Gets HP To Replace Laptop They Tried To Pass Off As Water-Damaged
Charlie sent in his HP Mini for repair after the keyboard and mouse stopped working. They denied his warranty repair by saying that a loose tape was caused by water damage, which, while not only unlikely on the face of it, seemed impossible to Charlie as he babies his computers like they were Fabergé eggs. So he launched his campaign on HP upper management...
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HP's Idea Of Fixing A Coupon Is For You To Buy A 2nd Laptop
Talk about buyer's remorse. Hours after David bought a new laptop from HP with a $150 off coupon, they rolled out a $200 off coupon. HP's first suggestion to solve this was that David should buy a second laptop at the reduced price and then return it. Excuuuuuse me?
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HP Can't Fix My Laptop, Wants It Back For Another Try
Law Student writes in with an objection to HP's repair service, which twice sent back his laptop even more broken than it was when he sent it in. Now HP wants another crack at the machine but he's leery of giving the company another shot.
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Was Our Rejection Two Coincidental Typos, Or Vast Rebate Conspiracy?
Have you recently had an HP rebate cruelly denied even though you followed the instructions flawlessly and included all items asked for? A. tells Consumerist that this happened to two family members in two separate transactions. It may have been a coincidence, but still made A. suspicious.
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HP Didn't Tell Me About Recall, Won't Fix My Computer
Andy's HP desktop computer had a faulty graphics card that was
recalled. Now he's missed the window and is stuck with a broken computer that HP won't help him fix.
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HP CEO Resigns Following Revelation Of Inappropriate Relationship
After five years as CEO of the world's largest maker of personal computers and printers, Hewlett-Packard CEO Mark "That's What I" Hurd stepped down from his post on Friday after the company discovered he'd been intimately involved with a former contractor... and falsified documents to cover it up.
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HP Happy To Fix My Computer For Free After I Took Them To Small Claims Court
Do you have a defective computer that the manufacturer refuses to repair? Emmanuel has some advice for you: take 'em to court. Facing a constantly rebooting laptop, he tells Consumerist that HP was only willing to fix it if he paid a $225 fee. Unsatisfied with this solution, he filed in small claims court, and the company offered to fix it for free. As long as he drops the case.
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HP Won't Repair My Out-Of-Warranty Laptop -- Do I Fight Or Bail?
R would like to press HP to fix his broken 3-year-old laptop because he's found forums on which several other users have experienced the same breakdown, but feels skittish about fighting because his computer is long out of warranty. He'd like to test the Consumerist waters to see which way he should go.
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Palm Holds Fire Sale, Almost All Apps Half Off
Palm, which is a smartphone company that is not Apple, has
halved the prices of almost all apps in its U.S. app store until July 9th. Although I called it a fire sale, mocoNews thinks maybe it's a way for HP to "say that Palm devices are here to stay." Either way, if your phone uses Palm's webOS then this is a great time to pick up some apps at a big discount.
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HP And Yahoo Want To Put Ads On Your Printouts
Google's not the only company that wants to put ads on everything you read. HP's new web-connected printers will let you send pages or photos directly from websites or phones and schedule recurring printouts from content partners—and the company is pilot testing a program with Yahoo's advertising network to deliver targeted ads on those scheduled printouts.
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54,000 More HP Batteries Recalled
Hewlett-Packard doesn't just make props for cringeworthy
feature length commercials; the company also sells batteries that sometimes catch fire. A
year ago HP recalled about 70,000 bad batteries, and now it's
added another 54,000 to the list.
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HP Laughed Off My Friend's Laptop Warranty Repair Request
Andrew's friend has an HP laptop that suddenly couldn't detect wireless networks. Although the original warranty period had passed, the internet-less customer discovered HP had discovered problems like this were rampant enough that the company decided to
extend the warranty. But when the friend called and tried to set up a repair ticket, the rep laughed at him and told him it would cost $249.
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My HP Printer Makes Me Waste Ink, CSR Won't Help Me Stop
Tony is miffed about having to waste precious printer cartridge ink by printing an alignment sheet each time he replaces his cartridge. He couldn't find a way to bypass the alignment sheet and hit up HP's customer service, receiving little help.
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Hewlett-Packard To Buy Palm For $1.2 Billion
After months of rumor and speculation, Hewlett-Packard announced today that it will indeed purchase Palm Inc. for a grand total of $1.2 billion.
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Walmart Regains Top Spot On Fortune 500 List
With over $408 billion in revenue, Walmart has regained the coveted top spot on the annual Fortune 500 list. The mega retailer had slipped to #2 behind Exxon Mobil on last year's list after two consecutive #1 years in 2007 and 2008.
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Worst Company In America 2010 Sweet 16: Time Warner Cable VS HP
Oh no, the computer doesn't work! Again! Is the internet out? Or is the laptop on fire? It's a battle of service vs hardware.... to the death!
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HP To Customer: We Can't Fix Your Problem, But Why Not Buy Some Discs From Us?
Josh tried to get some advice on how to fix his broken HP laptop via chat and got little help. What he did get was a pitch to buy recovery discs that were irrelevant to his problem.
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Best Buy & HP Make Both Worst Company & Most Ethical Company Lists
This week,
Ethisphere issued its annual list of the World's Most Ethical Companies, and while there are several recognizable names (Starbucks, Gap, Ford, Nike, American Express), two of the 100 companies listed — Best Buy and Hewlett Packard — also got enough nominations from Consumerist readers to make it into the
2010 Worst Company In America tournament.
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Laptop Sets Off Smoke Alarm, HP Just Keeps Putting New Defective Parts In
Ryan tells Consumerist that his HP dv2700se laptop has been problematic, losing wireless connectivity, and overheating a bit. And when I say "a bit," I mean "tried to set his desk on fire." HP's solution? Keep replacing the graphics processing unit (GPU) with the same flawed part until his warranty runs out. Ryan does not find this solution acceptable. Here is his story, with pictures.
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HP EECB Leads To Complete Refund For Defective 2-Year-Old Laptop
When Rick's 2-year-old laptop failed for the second time due, he did not roll over and buy a new laptop or pay $400 for the repairs. This particular model of laptop had been recalled due to this very flaw, and that was not acceptable to Rick. He fought back, and shares his tale of triumph.
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HP Needs You To Fax Broken Printer's Receipt In The Next 30 Minutes
Ron in Utah tells Consumerist that he purchased what he
thought was a brand-new HP printer, but ended up being more of a Box of Crap. The printer inside wasn't just non-functional, it was so old that the warranty had expired. HP Customer service's answer? Before they could help him, he had to fax his original receipt within thirty minutes GO NOW NOW NOW TO THE FAX MACHINE NOW!
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HP Won't Fix My Laptop Battery Problem
UPDATE: HP has offered to replace Nathan's laptop via warranty.
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How David Got A New Laptop From HP
David and his wife got stuck with one of HP's lemon laptops, and since the repairs just kept involving more faulty parts, they weren't solving the real problem. Here's how he eventually got a brand new laptop—different model—from HP.
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Consumer Reports Tests "Racist" HP Webcam
Consumer Reports
decided to test the now famous "racist" HP webcam for themselves, being product testers and all, to see if they could replicate the problem or even find a solution to it. The solution: the webcam needs foreground light to function, and the more pigment in your skin, the closer you seem to have to sit.
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HP Face Tracking Camera Doesn't Track Black Faces?
If you want to take advantage of this HP web cam's face tracking feature and you've got dark skin, you'd better, I dunno, sprinkle glitter on your cheeks first or something. The software doesn't seem to be able to recognize you otherwise.
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FTC Sues Intel For Decade Of Illegal Sales Tactics
The FTC sued microprocessor giant Intel yesterday, alleging the company had engaged in illegal sales tactics for the past 10 years, relying on backroom strongarming instead of over technical innovation to maintain market dominance.
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Which Notebook Brands Are The Best?
The website Laptop has launched a new series of posts about notebooks and netbooks. This time, they're
grouping the models by brand and asking readers to weigh in. Up first: HP, which generally has good aesthetics and keyboards as well as multitouch technology, but bad touchpads and heat issues. They also note that customer service is pretty bad for HP products.
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HP Won't Replace My Messed-Up LCD Monitor
Chris bought a Hewlett Packard-Compaq laptop that started suffering an ink blot-like glob of dead pixels several months later. Convinced that the malady is due to a manufacturing defect, he's trying — so far unsuccessfully — to get HP to warranty it out. He writes:
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Reader Receives $900 For Broken Laptop In Small Claims Court
—>Ryan in North Dakota bought a very nice HP laptop in 2007. This particular model, he DV6000, has a certain flaw, and HP extended the warranty to cover inevitable repairs. But when the computer broke down for the second time at the tender age of two and a half years, and HP wouldn't repair it for free, he was angry. He had expected to get at least four years' use out of the laptop. More »
HP Sells Ink By Wasting It
—>Reader Michael Dillon recently noticed that the Weather Channel's "printable" 10-Day Forecast page isn't exactly printer-friendly: it includes an ad that's roughly 80 percent solid black. Printing it out would mean wasting ink. That ad is selling... (drumroll, please)... HP printer's ink. More »
So You Want To Sue The Company That's Screwing You Over
—>Jon wants us to recommend a good lawyer to sue HP for screwing him over on laptop repairs. We do not offer legal advice like that. We do, however, believe strongly in the power of small claims court. More »
Reader Says HP Knows Old Laptops Are Rotten, Doesn't Care
—>Bobby thinks he's spotted a widespread problem with the HP laptop he bought a year and a half ago. His computer runs too hot and burns itself from the inside out, roasting its innards. More »
HP Throws In Free Wooden Pallet With Every Power Cord Purchase
—>We know not all of our readers agree on our stupid shipping gang posts, but here's one we can all get behind: you probably don't need to deliver a ten-foot power cord in a large box on a wooden pallet. More »
Best Buy Won't Let Reader Exchange Money For Functioning Computer
—>Best Buy is an electronics store. The purpose of such a store is to allow customers to exchange money for electronic devices, then take those devices home and use them. Unfortunately, the Best Buy in Yuma, Arizona doesn't seem to take this mission seriously, and has given reader Elizabeth such a run-around that she isn't interested in buying a computer at all anymore. More »
HP Ruins Yet Another Laptop Repair—Three Times And Counting
—>Tyler needs his laptop repaired, but he's got the bad luck to own an HP product. If you read Consumerist regularly you know that Hewlett-Packard has one of the worst track records for taking care of its customers. The last time we posted a complaint, the person who reached out to us from the corporate side was a third party at a PR firm hired by HP, if that tells you anything about how little they care about doing a good job. Read Tyler's recap below and remember it the next time you're in the market for a computer. More »
More Info On Replacing An HP Laptop Motherboard
—>We asked John, who wrote to us earlier this week about replacing the motherboard in his HP laptop, to send us a link to the listing he found for $150. Below is his response. More »
HP Overdrafts Your Checking Account After 4-Day-Old Laptop Breaks
—>The hard drive of Chris's HP laptop failed within its warranty period. Technically, it was four days after he bought the brand-new computer, but who's counting? More »
CircuitCity.com Now Allows Returns From HP, IBM and Toshiba
—>CircuitCity.com, newly reincarnated as a Systemax subsidiary, has changed the return policy language that forbid returns from HP, IBM and Toshiba, ZDnet reports. Hooray. More »
HP Calls About Pants Burnin' Laptop
—>HP called Consumerist about our inquiry about Jillian's sparking and flaming HP dv2845se laptop adapter that she says burned a hole in her pants and caused a welt on her leg. Jillian had also alleged that HP customer service, regular and escalated, was both unresponsive and rude. HP told us.... More »
HP And Compaq Laptop Computer Batteries Recalled Due To Fire Hazard
—>HP announced today that laptop computer batteries have been recalled as a fire hazard due to risk of overheating. Affected models are HP Pavilion, Compaq Presario, HP, and HP Compaq computers sold from about August 2007 to March 2008. Find out if your computer is affected and get a replacement battery at HP's site. More »
HP Will Fix Your O And P Keys For $298...Oh Hell Just Buy A New Laptop
—>Randy tried to get new O and P keys for his HP laptop. The outsourced, English-is-not-his-first-language, customer service rep won't sell or send him the keys and instead insists that Randy sit in for a $298 repair. Blithely indifferent to Randy's increasing incredulity and rage, the customer service rep suggests that for that amount of money, Randy should just buy a new laptop for $400. That's right, a new laptop because two of the keys are bad. The ridiculous chat transcript, inside... More »
Reader Uses HP Executive Customer Service Number, Great Success!
—>Chris reports getting sweet satisfaction from HP after he searched for their executive customer service number on our site and gave them a ring: More »
Worst Company In America: Walmart VS HP
—>A controversial retailer VS a computer company with a black hole for a warranty repair operation. Which will you choose? More »
HP Makes Up For Sending Reader "Repaired" Laptop Filled With Viruses
—>Aaron is happy to report that he has gotten resolution with his complaint about HP's repair center sending him back his laptop filled with viruses. Good thing for HP that Aaron is honest, otherwise he could probably have three laptops right now, as three different HP reps contacted him about his story. On March 9th he wrote us: More »
After Massive Runaround, HP Sends Your Laptop Back Filled With Viruses
—>HP is known for its incompetent repair process, but what makes Aaron's case special is that at the end they decide to kick it up a notch. When he sends his computer in and gets it back from the repair center, HP has so ever so graciously filled it with free spyware and viruses. More »
Update: HP Laptop Runs 200°F, Support Says "Buy A Cooling Mat"
—>The boy whose HP was running 200°F and was told by tech support to "buy a cooling mat" used some of the higher-up phone numbers readers posted in the comment on the original post to get in touch with a Senior Case Manager. Despite being out of warranty, they reopened the case and had him send in his laptop. Lo and behold, they fixed it! "It is running great now," writes Travis. Huzzah! More »
Reach Hewlett-Packard Executivce Customer Service
—>Expedite a quagmired Hewlett-Packard issue by calling their executive customer service at 1-800-756-0608 option 7. A guy named Tim Metcalf might be the one who helps you, or Dan or Yunsil. Their lines open at 8am, PST. (Photo: orangegeeky) More »
Hewlett Packard Wipes Your Hard Drive To Fix A Broken Key On Your Keyboard
—>Here's a story that should help to remind you to back up all your data — even if you're just getting a key replaced on your keyboard. More »
Batteries From Dell, Toshiba, and HP Laptops Recalled
—>35,000 laptop batteries from laptops sold from 2004-2006 have been recalled for fire and burn hazards. There have been 17 fires and 2 burns associated with these batteries, so if you've got one, make sure you take care of this issue. More »
Hewlett-Packard Crowned Head Of The Stupid Shipping Gang After Packing 32 Sheets Of Paper In 17 Boxes
—>Leading the stupid shipping gang takes creative incompetence, and Hewlett-Packard is clearly up to the task. Other companies might have turned to email when faced with the challenge of shipping sixteen software licenses. Not Hewlett-Packard! HP went looking for a box. A really big box, which they filled with sixteen smaller boxes, each containing two precious pieces of paper ensconced in a layer of protective foam. More »
The Post Office Will Pay Out Your Insurance Claim... If Their Employees Admits To Abuse
—>The post office won't pay Alauna's insurance claim for a damaged Hewlett-Packard laptop unless one of their employees admits to intentionally abusing her package. More »
HP Offers To Fix Your Defective Laptop For Free, Then Changes Its Mind. Twice.
—>Reader Amy's HP laptop is defective and HP offered to fix it for free—then changed its mind and wanted $800. Amy asked them to return the laptop, and when she got it back, she found that it was even more broken than when she sent it in. She contacted HP again and again they offered to fix it for free. This time, they let the laptop sit around for 3 weeks before calling her to let her know that they were voiding her warranty because of "liquid damage." Amy says the first repair ticket has no mention of this mysterious liquid damage... More »
This HP Customer Service Rep Thinks He's A Genteel Salesman
—>A Consumerist reader called HP to ask whether they could help him with a broken computer. They couldn't, of course, but that didn't stop the CSR from trying to ever-so-politely upsell a brand new HP computer at a low, low price. Thanks for calling HP Total Care for Desktops! What can we do to put you in a new computer today? More »
Hungry HP Repair Dept Captures Another Laptop
—>You gotta hand it to Hewlett Packard—they're able to improvise quickly when it comes to making up excuses. Dustin wrote to let us know that so far, over the three weeks that HP has had his laptop in for repair, he's heard these reasons for why they haven't sent it back yet:
- laptop warranty voided because of dog hair under keyboard
- repair placed on hold because they need to reformat the hard drive
- hard drive needs to be replaced
- OS could not be replaced because product sticker in back was gone
It may not surprise you to find out that Dustin sent in the notebook to have the AC jack repaired, because it had started to come loose and the power cord wouldn't stay securely connected. The keyboard, hard drive, and OS were all just fine.
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Possible Class Action Against HP Over Cruddy Pavilion Notebooks
—>If you own an HP Pavilion Notebook and you've had problems with it—specifically overheating, problems with the power supply, and an inability to update the BIOS—then you might want to contact this law firm and tell them your story. We know class actions rarely help the individual consumer, but they do succeed in punishing the offending company occasionally, and we can't think of a computer company more in need of a good class action smackdown than HP. More »
UPDATE: I Am Fed Up With HP And Bought A Macbook Instead
—>Reader Katy, whose laptop had disappeared into the black hole that is the HP repair department, writes us with an update. HP sent her computer back, but it's still sort of broken. She's going to work with HP to get the laptop fixed under warranty (so she can give it to her brother), but she'd had enough and went out and bought a Macbook. More »
Mysterious Black Hole That Is HP's Repair Division Swallows Yet Another Laptop
—>We're starting to suspect that HP's repair department consists of a giant warehouse inside of which is a nothing but a black hole that eats laptops. Stephen Hawking is their receptionist, and he makes sure the techs don't accidentally cross the event horizon when they're chucking your computer into oblivion. More »
HP Denies Your Warranty, Accuses Amazon Of Selling You A "Fake" Laptop
—>There's something deeply wrong with HP these days. It seems that instead of just fixing your laptop's overheating issue, they'd rather accuse Amazon.com of selling fake HP laptops and deny your warranty. Reader Floria says that even though she got a letter from Amazon stating that there's no possible way they sold her a fake or refurbished laptop, and then escalated her complaint to a "senior case manager" who approved the repair, HP still hasn't fixed her computer. Is anyone in charge over there? More »
Thrice Has HP Attempted To Fix This Laptop, And Thrice Has HP Failed
—>Despite three attempts, HP cannot fix the video vomit that is going on in Willy's laptop. After Willy sent it in for the third time, describing the problem to HP as "Video Related Problem: Lines, Spots, Scrambled," HP replaced the audio PCA and sent it back marked "Repaired." More »
Round 28: Sprint vs Hewlett Packard
—>This is Round 28 in our Worst Company in America contest, Sprint vs Hewlett Packard. Vote which sucks more, inside... More »
Dear HP: It's Been 6 Weeks Since I Last Saw My Laptop Can You Please Return It?
—>Reader D misses his laptop. A lot. He hasn't seen it in 6 weeks. Despite tirelessly working to escalate his complaint up the ladder at HP, he keeps getting shuffled back around to "Jim," an executive customer service rep who just keeps repeating the same old story about a delayed part. More »
Hewlett-Packard Takes Shipping Malware-Infested USB Sticks Very Seriously
WHO: Hewlett-PackardWHAT: A batch of USB keys for HP's line of ProLiant servers have been shipped infected with the worms W32.Fakerecy and W32.SillyFDC. Both can allow attackers to take over a system.WHERE: HP ships USB sticks with malware [CNET] (Thanks to Jimbo!)
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HP Replaces Missing Laptop After 3 Months
—>Remember N? He last saw his laptop in December after shipping it to HP for desperately needed repairs. After posting the story HP reached out to N, who tells us that he just received a spanking new machine. Read N's reaction and his tips for handling similar situations, after the jump. More »
HP Won't Issue New Drivers For Leopard, Tells You To Buy A New Printer
—>Matt's Officejet 6110 scans perfectly under Ubuntu, but won't play nice with Leopard. When Matt called HP for support, he was told that the company has no plans to issue new drivers so he should just buy a new printer. To soften the blow, the tech mentioned HP's trade-in program, which would give Matt a whopping $16 for his printer. More »
HP Announces Big Fat Tech Support Investment
—>HP customer service has a bad rep and it seems they finally got around to noticing it. Here's a press release announcing the completion of what they call, "the most substantial investment in consumer technical support in its history." Highlights: More »
Dear HP: It Has Been Three Months Since I Last Saw My Laptop
—>For three months, HP has promised to return reader N's laptop within the next ten days. N sent his HP Pavillion for repairs in December after his screen became a blurry mess incapable of displaying anything as basic as say, oh, a tracking page. HP insists that they fixed the laptop, but they won't ship it back to N. Conveniently, the one-year warranty expired last month. More »
Customer Files Class-Action Suit Against HP & Staples, Charging Printer Ink Price Collusion
—> Ranjit Bedi, a Californian, has filed a lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard and Staples in a U.S. District Court in Boston, accusing the two companies of colluding to prevent the sale of third-party ink cartridges in Staples stores. Bedi is accusing HP of paying Staples over $100 million to get it to stop selling lower-priced ink refills, but none of the news sources we found supply any evidence to support that figure, so we hope Bedi has more than just a gut feeling about this. More »
HP Takes Three Months To Repair Laptop, Then Ships It To The Wrong Address
—>Hewlett-Packard took over three months to fix reader Mark's ailing laptop, which they then shipped to the wrong address. HP charged Mark several hundred dollars for the repairs in July, and gave an expected delivery date of August 5. In early September, Mark was told that the laptop would definitely ship by September 24. On October 10, Mark learned - after sending an email to the CEO and leaving ten messages - that his laptop could not be repaired, and that he would instead receive a new Compaq Presario by October 23. The laptop finally shipped on October 25 to Lavergne, Tennessee. Mark lives in Iowa. More »
Office Printers Spew As Many Particles As Smoldering Cigarettes
—>Everyone hates the office printer, including scientists who blame the printers for emitting dangerous amounts of ultra-fine particles. Scientists from Queensland University examined printers from Canon, Hewlett-Packard, Ricoh and Toshiba. Their findings don't condemn any one brand: the HP LaserJet 4050 emitted no particles, while the the HP LaserJet 1320 and 4250 raised the particle count of the surrounding air tenfold. From the LA Times:
Morawska did not originally set out to study printers. She was invited by the Queensland Department of Public Works to measure air quality inside a six-floor office building near a busy road. More »
A Camera That Takes Slimming Photos?
—>Sick of looking fat in pictures of yourself? Buy a camera that stretches the photos vertically so you look thin. No, really. Now you can do to your family photos what MySpace sluts have been doing to theirs for years! More »
Are You Still Stuck In Vista Upgrade Hell?
—>If you bought a laptop at the end of last year, you probably qualified for a free Vista upgrade. We did and although it took 6 weeks to get the disc in the mail from our laptop manufacturer, we didn't run into too many hassles. No so for a lot of people, according to PC World:
"I was told it would be an easy process," says William Bond, of Tampa, Florida. But, he says, the process has been anything but simple. Bond purchased a Hewlett-Packard Pavilion desktop in November at Circuit City and is still waiting for his Vista upgrade disc from ModusLink, the company handling the program for HP. More »
Man Gets Brand New Laptop After Suing HP In Small Claims Court For Losing His
—>HP seemed to have "lost" David Barzelay's laptop when he sent it in for repairs. After a month of no laptop, HP wouldn't replace it or return it. More »
Help Improve Tech Support At Apple, Dell, Gateway, And HP
—>Vocal Laboratories, a company that helps other companies improve customer service by surveying customer calls, is working on project to improve tech support at Apple, Dell, Gateway, and HP, and you can participate. More »
Customer Pries Rebate From Circuit City's Clutches
He recorded the call, made in Colorado, a one-party consent state, and uploaded it to YouTube. A slideshow of Colorado scenery plays in the background. More »
All Laptops Break. Period.
This Consumer Reports chart ranks how quickly different laptops need repair.
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Soldier in Iraq Shoots Crappy HP Printer
Loosely in honor of 9/11, here's an American soldier in Iraq expressing his dissatisfaction with an HP printer. With his automatic rifle. According to the original post on Break.com, after they sent this in to HP, they received a free new printer in return. More »
Ex-HP CSR Says His Job Really Sucked
Have compassion when you call tech support. That's a real live human on the other end of the line (eventually). More »
Ex-HP CSR Says Broke 3000 Series Printers Are Hopeless
—>Fresh from his non-disclosure agreement expiring, an anonymous tipster writes in some dirt about 3000 series HP printers. More »
HP Markets Girdling Camera to Rather Delusional Women
—>And with the proud forward march of technology comes one more reason not to trust that Match.com profile picture: the newest Hewlett-Packert cameras include an automatic "slimming" effect that can transform even the tubby, the amorphous, the morbidly obese into slender sylphs. More »
How To Get A Support Ticket From HP
—>While Ben continues to burst aneurysms out of his skin like tiny out-of-control fire hoses in his efforts to cancel his MySpace account, here's a reminder that impenetrably convoluted instructions to get support aren't limited to community websites aimed primarily at Popken and his sulky teenage emo girl peer group. More »
Fidelity Loses Laptop Containing Customers' Personal Info
—>A Fidelity laptop containing customer's personal data was stolen on March 15th but one man didn't find out until last week, April 13th. More »
HP Techs Can't Find Answer on Own Web Site
—>Reader Nick A's experiences with HP's tech support are disappointing, to say the least, especially when he finally fixed his problem with his HP computer by finding the solution on their website himself—after calling their phone support twice. More »
Morning Deals Round-Up
• It involves a rebate—a big, $150 one no less—but when you can pick up a TiVo Series 2 40-hour DVR for just $12, it might be worth the trouble. Dealhack has the coupon codes and rebate information. The discounts also apply to the larger-hour versions. More »