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"@ConsumptionJunkie: Great, aim that arrow to the poor and kids."

past commented on Is This Absolut Ad Cheeky Or Distasteful?

"They should have used the map of the US before the Louisiana purchase too."

past commented on Absolut Pulls Controversial Advertisement

"@Pro-Pain: Absolut is a Swedish company."

past commented on Starbucks To Debut New "Everyday" Coffee Blend

"Burned beans are burned beans."

past commented on How To Research An Unknown Online Retailer

"The picture you used creeps me out beyond words."

past commented on Walmart Shoppers Feeling The Pain When Buying Groceries

"I don't know where y'all are shopping but I can still get all my shopping done at 400 a month with some to spare."

past commented on McDonald's Worker Screams And Runs Away From Little People, Probably Shouldn't Be Assigned To Register

"How are any of you to say this girl shouldn't be working the register?"

past commented on Gillette Charging An Extra $5 For One Additional Razor Blade?

"...or we can stop bitching about the price of razors and grow our beards!"

past commented on Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Recalled Mysteriously

"...and that was how Aunt Jemima concocted the biggest publicity stunt in decades."

past commented on Should You Buy A Monkey?

"This isn't funny, this isn't cool."