nardo218 commented on 7 Ways To Have A Gorgeous And Inexpensive Wedding

"I've been to a million weddings -- big family -- and I've noticed that buffets that are catered are the best value."

nardo218 commented on Why Would Anyone Bid $55 For A $50 Target Gift Card?!

"Convenience."

nardo218 commented on Aunt Millie's Searing Sword Of Schmutz Is Really Just "Food Grade Oil"

"@timmus: "Food grade oil" is clear."

nardo218 commented on Photoshop Of Horrors

"First one looks like Jessica Rabbit"

nardo218 commented on 115F Degree Ice-Cold Coca-Cola

"Oh no, a malfunctioning vending machine, surely this is a horrific sign of the decay of our society."

nardo218 commented on Is Kmart Selling Abstinence Pants?

"I am a liberal feminista, but I don't mind these."

nardo218 commented on The Restaurant Where You Pay What You Can Afford

"My grandparents would be all over this, since they don't have a lot of money and restaurant portions are like five times what elderly people eat at a sitting."

nardo218 commented on Save Your Friends From Post-Rapture Hellfire For Only $40 Per Year

"Homg that's hilarious."

nardo218 commented on To Hose, Or Not To Hose? That Is The Question

"My legs are always a wreck because outside of work, I'm a hippie bohemian wild child."

nardo218 commented on Commune-Raised Writer Asks Everyone To Go Easy On FLDS Kids

"@BeckySharper: since the boys aren't being raped. But they are."

nardo218 commented on Commune-Raised Writer Asks Everyone To Go Easy On FLDS Kids

"@clevernamehere: In theory, I see the argument for legalizing polgymy, but in reality it is concentrated in an abusive, closed community so making it legal doesn't help anyone. It is true that many cult groups are polygamous and use it to abuse women, but it isn't true that all polyam people are in a cult."

nardo218 commented on Commune-Raised Writer Asks Everyone To Go Easy On FLDS Kids

"@braak: You can live in a house with as many women as you want, have kids with all of them, declare that they're all your wives, have wedding ceremonies in the church with them, et cetera, and you don't have to live in secret in order to do it. The gays can do all that too, but obviously it's not working out for them."

nardo218 commented on Commune-Raised Writer Asks Everyone To Go Easy On FLDS Kids

"No."

nardo218 commented on Regal Cinemas: Can You Ask Your Ushers To Stop Panhandling?

"Calm the fuck down, movie theaters do this all the time, and always have."

nardo218 commented on For Some Women, Big Boobs Are A Pain In The Butt (And Back And Neck)

"@black_bubble: Thing is, being petite, and just, by the luck of nature, having naturally high boobs, even in the proper size, the straps don't go tight enough to stay on my shoulders."

nardo218 commented on For Some Women, Big Boobs Are A Pain In The Butt (And Back And Neck)

"@Hamsterpants: They have this weird thing they do in the middle where the underwire in the cups sticks out Underwires don't ever fit me right, I wish people would STFU about them."

nardo218 commented on For Some Women, Big Boobs Are A Pain In The Butt (And Back And Neck)

"@ImNoJuneCleaver: it gets approved by insurance companies in the U.S."

nardo218 commented on According to Valerie Solanas, Jezebels Are S.C.U.M.

"God, I love that movie."