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"If you use food stamps, you probably don't need a pallet of toilet paper."

mrearly2 commented on Dealership Demands BMW Back, Then Claims You Never Returned It

"@AlteredBeast: Yeah!"

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"Utility workers intending to be heroes..."

mrearly2 commented on Mail Carrier Gets Probation For Burying Your Junk Mail In His Backyard

"He was just trying to help. Hey, I'd bury the junk mail in MY back yard, but it's really too small."

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"I can tell you what money isn't: paper and non-precious metal slugs."

mrearly2 commented on After 16 Years, Justice Department Ordered To Build Used Car Database

"It's about time they made Big Brother bigger. I think we also need a "used tooth brush database"."

mrearly2 commented on Confirmed: Christmas Is Creeping

"No, actually, Christmas is at the same time as always: Starts on December 25 and ends January 6."

mrearly2 commented on California Tortilla Cashier Screams At Disabled Customer Who Accidentally Spilled Tray

"Where is the love?"

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mrearly2 commented on Video: Turning Illegally Logged Wood Into A Walmart Toilet Seat

"Those seats aren't some cheap crap--they ought to last a lifetime!"