gamaliel commented on Safeway Tries To Sell You Meat Substitute That Expired 37 Days Ago

"Baloney!"

gamaliel commented on 1800flowers Dupes You Into Signing Up For "LiveWell" For $11.99 Per Month

"@krom: Buran?"

gamaliel commented on Debbie Stabenow's Husband's Cheap Hooker Looks... Like Something!

"I would totally stab that now."

gamaliel commented on Giuliani Apparently An Ad Man Now

"Or November 6th?"

gamaliel commented on Drunk Bush Embarrasses Rice In Front Of Foreigns!

"said he Rice: Close your mouth and speak Wh..."

gamaliel commented on A Children's Treasury of Funny Wire Photos From Bush's Trip to Saudi Arabia

"You know who else liked Arabian horses..."

gamaliel commented on Bush's Light-Hearted Jokes Are Still Terrifying

"Cocaine's a helluva drug."

gamaliel commented on AOL Moviefone Aks Everyone To Choose Hottest MILF

"Madam I'd Like to Facebook"

gamaliel commented on Warner Bros. Goes Blu-Ray Exclusive

"@itmustbeken: Dirty little secret: nobody wants HD porn."

gamaliel commented on EB Games Charges Two Different Prices For Same Game

"@montrealfilmguy: I fail to see how the second iteration of the post improves on the first."

gamaliel commented on Macy's Doesn't Care If You Want To Save The Planet, Forces You To Take A Plastic Bag

"For the record, I work at B&N and I've never had to tell anyone "we won't let you out without a bag..." (Barnes and Noble is not Borders, guys."

gamaliel commented on Putin Overcompensating Again

"If you lose the match, he nationalizes you. If you win, he poisons you later."

gamaliel commented on 6 Months Later, Reader Gets New Xbox After UPS Loses His

"Absolutely do not use DHL. My girlfriend (who lives in Indiana) ordered a pair of shoes from Nordstrom, and asked them to overnight the package to my house in Seattle where she was staying for a week."

gamaliel commented on Pages Behaving Badly

"That kid has a bright future ahead of him as the guy in philosophy class who won't stfu."