Grrrrrrrrr commented on Procter & Gamble: Pringles Are Not Potato Chips

"@enderx: I'm surprised they don't get out the old "shrink ray" and make the package smaller like they're doing to everything in the US. Maybe it would be a dead giveaway if the package only contained one chip...err...crisp...err....one piece of "artificially reconstructed potato based simulated crunchy snack food.""

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Not Even Mini Babybel Cheese Can Escape The Grocery Shrink Ray

"@Eyebrows McGee: Exactly."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Meet The Man Who Faked Heart Attacks To Escape Dinner Bills And Cab Fares

"I sincerely hope he gets to experience the miracle of prison food. Jerk."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Procter & Gamble: Pringles Are Not Potato Chips

"Soylent Pringles is people! Sorry P&G, even if they're made in an underground bunker in a chemical laboratory, they're still made from dehydrated potatoes that are dried into a powder and then glued back together. That's like arguing that a hamburger really isn't made out of beef because it's ground up first and then squished back together as a patty."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Gas-Mileage Savings Calculator Shows True Cost Of Trading Your Guzzler For A Sipper

"Wow, if I traded my 25 MPG car for a 35 MPG car, I'd save a whole $50 a month!"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on BBB Says MyGallons.com "Omitted Fact" In Advertising, Has No Contract To Process Transactions

"Okay, so a group of shady investors get together..they need cash really fast (probably for buying oil futures!)...take money, promise gasoline....pay out a small percentage in gasoline, invest the rest...if things work out...they get rich...if things don't, people will be left holding worthless pieces of plastic while the company files for bankruptcy."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Cream Corn From the Socket of Jones: Citroen CX!

"OMG, that's both the creepiest/bizarrest and most awesome commercial at the same time. Wait, I need to watch it again because I can't believe I just saw that."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on 7 Most Unhealthy Carnival Foods

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Grrrrrrrrr commented on 7 Most Unhealthy Carnival Foods

"@HeartBurnKid: Mmmmmm....deep-fried bacon.....*drools like Homer Simpson* Fortunately, they have bacon chocolate bars: [www.vosgeschocolate.com]"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Today Is International Corinthian Leather Day!

"Wait...I didn't mean Rome...I meant Madrid!"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Today Is International Corinthian Leather Day!

"Ahhh....I'll never forget those halcyon days in my Villa in the hills just outside of Rome, waking to the wonderful smell of Corinthian Leather..... "I am Mr."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Classic Ad Watch: Farrah Fawcett's '75 Cougar

"Not bad looking for 1975."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Two-Tone Roller Coaster Of Malaise: 1979 Datsun 200SX!

"Quick..get it down from the roller coaster before it rusts out!!!"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on The Mercedes-Benz 280E Has The Funk!

"Oh sure, it's nice, but it's no Granada!!!!"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Fiat Ritmo: Handbuilt By Robots!

"Yes, but they're built by FIAT robots."

Grrrrrrrrr commented on All This And A Squishy Nose: 1973 Pontiac Grand Am

"Great Googly-Moogly, lookit' that thing go screaming through the slalom at 20 MPH on bias ply tires!!!! Looks like a brick, docks like a ship, and gets 11 MPG! I'd still take one of these in a heartbeat over the Mercedes..I mean Granada!"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Can You Tell The 1978 Granada From a $20,000 Mercedes 280SE?

"*falls off his chair laughing* (Runs out to make sure he didn't mistakenly buy a Granada instead of a Mercedes!!!)"

Grrrrrrrrr commented on Ethel Lusts For Slant Six Duster, Mom Worried

"@scottcom36: Best part of the whole commercial :D "Ethel" likes her Duster just a little-too-much...."