"Man, BabyBell is already insanely expensive for a tiny little chunk of delicious cheese, but there are alternatives that taste just as good, they just don't come in those handy little baby packages..."
"@stopxstart: Yeah, I instantly thought of the book 'Choke' by Chuck Palahniuk in which a guy fakes heart attacks, but in the book the guy was smarter- he wanted someone to save his life in the restaurant and to develop some sick Rapunzel complex where they would be so amazed that they saved his life that they would send him checks in the mail just to make sure he's okay."
"I worked at this one restaurant that made us take the leftover bread on people's table and put it in a bucket to use for breadcrumbs in other people's salads...Gross!"
"The biggest problem I think is that the kid's eyes will become even more dependent on the contacts and mess up their eyes even more over a longer period of time."
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