n/a commented on Bungie Sent All This Free Swag To The Gamer Whose XBox 360 Artwork Microsoft Destroyed

"I sure hope this kid isnt pulling the con of the century since there is some dispute about how damaged his console was before he sent it off and how when he got it back there was no said dents."

n/a commented on Bungie Kisses Boo-Boo, Makes It All Better

"Boy I tell you, if this guy was bullshitting all along its the biggest con artistry to come along in a long time."

n/a commented on Friday Consumerist Flickr Pool Finds

"mmmmmmmm zombie sex"

n/a commented on LEGO Indiana Jones Boulder Scene

"Buying on first day"

n/a commented on Crocs Make Shoe-Themed Cellphone Holsters, We Wonder Why

"So do these mobile phone crocs make your phone smell like feet, just like how wearing crocs make your feet smell from wearing them?"

n/a commented on GameStop Launches Brawl With Massive Tournament

"Just make sure you know that gamestop will not pay or reimburse your travel expenses, so expect to drive to nyc or wherever with your mommy and daddy, or drive your car all over the country to get to the district finals etc."

n/a commented on EA Tells Jack Thompson to Get Bent

"When they arent assimilating and pushing out shitty ass games, EA at times tends to show a side of them that makes me like them for 3.14 seconds."

n/a commented on The 5 Stages Of Dealing With Comcast Customer Service Grief

"Shes hot, who is she?"

n/a commented on Question of the Day: Which Star Trek Technology Would You Like to See Most?

"My tech from star trek would be borg assimilation."

n/a commented on Reconnaissance Orbiter Captures Live North Pole Avalanche on Mars

"Didnt a Transformer grab one of those mars rover or mars probe things?"