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No One Said Verizon FiOS Pricing Schemes Had To Make Sense
By Laura Northrup on March 23, 2011 2:00 PM  
James would like some fast Internet tubes running to his house. Faster than the regular access that Verizon sells to consumers. He's willing to pay more for the privilege, but frustrated that it would actually cost less to have two separate lines run into his house and use a load-balancing router than to have a single line that's twice as fast. More »

Verizon's FiOS "One Bill" Service Is More Like "Six Bills, None Of Which Make Any Sense"
By Laura Northrup on October 13, 2010 9:15 AM  

MIke writes that he's having some catastrophic billing issues with Verizon. He's never had good luck with their customer service, which was fine with him because he never really had issues with his account. The simple act of choosing a new home service bundle set off a chain reaction ended up with Mike receiving multiple bills with different charges for different things, totaling about $1,100 for a 45-day period. 

When he threw up his hands and asked Verizon to just cancel his service, waiving the early termination fees for his trouble, they couldn't handle that, either. Update: Verizon has fixed the accounts and given Mike a full refund.  More »

Yogurt Shop Sells Frozen Treats Using Verizon Math
By Laura Northrup on August 21, 2010 3:00 PM  
"Maybe I'm being picky," tipster David writes. "But it says what it says." More »

Data Roaming: Don't Try This On The AT&T Network
By Laura Northrup on June 26, 2009 9:29 PM  

—>For as long as there's been mobile Internet, there have been outrageous roaming charges for using mobile Internet abroad. Now, people affected by this issue have a celebrity spokesman: Adam Savage of "Mythbusters" fame.   More »

Verizon Math: $0 Off Equals A 25% Discount!
By Carey Alexander on February 21, 2009 9:00 PM  

—>Sigh, someone get a school counselor. It's two years later and Verizon still hasn't mastered this whole counting thing. The telecom now believes that selling a $29.99 charger for $29.99 somehow equals a 25% discount. It doesn't. It equals no discount. Verizon's board should try this with C.E.O. Ivan Seidenberg's salary. Pay him the same, but tell him he's getting a 25% raise for his exemplary counting skills. (Thanks to Justin!)  More »

Verizon STILL Doesn't Know Dollars From Cents
By consumerist.com on April 17, 2007 8:35 PM  

—>According to reader Greg, Verizon reps are still confused about the difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents.  More »

Verizon C&D's VerizonMath Tshirts
By consumerist.com on January 10, 2007 12:38 AM  

—>Verizon's intellectual property lawyers are demanding the removal of tshirts parodying their inability to tell the difference between .002 cents and .002 dollars. The legal beagles say in their letter [pdf]More »

Solve This Math Problem, Verizon
By consumerist.com on December 12, 2006 11:22 PM  
Considering their ability to convert cents to dollars, Verizon should have no trouble solving this equation.  More »

VerizonMath's Open Letter To Verizon
By consumerist.com on December 12, 2006 2:44 PM  

George Vaccaro posted an open letter to Verizon after winning a public battle over his wireless bill, a fight that hinged on Verizon Wireless employee's inability to tell the difference between .002 cents and .002 dollarsMore »

Transcript Of Verizon Still Not Knowing Difference Between Dollars And Cents
By consumerist.com on December 12, 2006 12:29 AM  

—>Inside is the phone transcript of another user experiencing the same problem as George. Verizon told Peter he was to be charged .0015 cents per kilobyte for data usage. Instead, they charged him .0015 dollars.   More »

Verizon Finally Admits They Were Wrong
By consumerist.com on December 11, 2006 11:21 PM  

It only took them five days, but somehow it got through to Verizon that they were wrong. They issued George an official apology letter and promised to teach their reps the difference between dollars and cents.  More »

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