pimpfants

More Bling For Your Baby: Diamond Pacifier for Pimpfants
By consumerist.com on June 13, 2006 11:15 AM  

—>If your Beverly Hills infant can't put one of your massive silicon jugs in its mouth without unhinging its jaw, it may be time to consider a pacifier. This will cease its incessant wailing as you dodge paparazzi in your Ferrari or pose naked for glamour shoots. But what self-respecting MILF would give her post-embryonic pimpfant anything less than a diamond encrusted binky?   More »

Sicko Pimpfants
By consumerist.com on June 12, 2006 10:14 PM  

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