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Shareholders To Weigh In On Whether Kraft's Mondelez Is Too Silly Of A Name
By Mary Beth Quirk on May 21, 2012 3:00 PM
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The collective "who now what's that huh?" uttered when Kraft announced it was naming its spin-off snack business "Mondelez" — a combination of Latin words for "world" and "delicious" — and resulting jokes will no doubt factor in to a shareholder meeting that will decide whether the name is officially approved or not. More »
The Best Mattresses For That Other Thing You Use Mattresses For
By Laura Northrup on May 15, 2012 11:38 AM
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Our lab-coated cousins down the hall at Consumer Reports may test all kinds of products extensively, including mattresses, but we're fairly certain they've never produced a ratings chart like this one. Hilariously-named sleep product review site Sleep Like the Dead polled their users to find out which type of mattress is best for the second most important thing that most people use their beds for: sex. More »
Movers Accused Of Holding Items Hostage In Exchange For Sex, Cash
By Chris Morran on May 11, 2012 12:15 PM
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The New Jersey Division of Consumer Affairs has filed a lawsuit against a moving company, claiming dozens of cases in which movers allegedly held customers' items hostage until they paid charges that were several times the quoted cost. One woman claims she was told she could get could get her items off the truck — if she had sex with them. More »
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Comcast Assumes Woman Caller Doesn't Like Sports But Has A Husband Who Does
By Mary Beth Quirk on May 10, 2012 12:00 PM
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A wonderful blogger happens to be a woman, a woman who called Comcast to get help with non-working Internet service. So, since we live in a society where all women must be heterosexual and have husbands, those women must also not like sports in the way that their husbands do. Right? Or something. More »
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If You're A Fugitive Sex Offender, Watching Porn At McDonald's Will Probably Put You Back In Jail
By Chris Morran on May 9, 2012 1:48 PM
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While we certainly understand the appeal of looking at the human form sans clothing, we don't really get why anyone would feel the need to do so while chowing down on a Big Mac at a crowded McDonald's. But then again, we've never been a sex offender who was already wanted for failing to register. More »
FDA One Step Closer To Approving First Drug For HIV Prevention
By Mary Beth Quirk on May 9, 2012 1:00 PM
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The battle against AIDS continues, with a favorable review by the Food and Drug Administration of a pill that has been used to treat HIV. The hope is that the pill could be used to prevent people from contracting the virus that causes AIDS. More »
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Could Eating Yogurt Give You A Slimmer, Sexier Swagger?
By Mary Beth Quirk on May 7, 2012 3:00 PM
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It might be time to start stocking up on yogurt, if studies on mice are any indication of health benefits to humans. Scientists researching how probiotics fight obesity stumbled upon some unexpected results in mice — they got super sexy and had increased "swagger." Swagger as defined by researchers, that is. More »
This Is An Actual Sign Telling People Not To Have Sex In Cable Cars
By Chris Morran on May 2, 2012 2:45 PM
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Bad consumers are responsible for those signs that remind you not to litter, smoke, talk too loudly, turn off our cellphones, and apparently to stop having sex in cable cars. More »
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Man Sues BMW For His Constant Erection, Blaming Seat Design
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 30, 2012 1:00 PM
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Auto companies get blamed for a lot of things, from health problems to the economy to people driving around in Hummers they don't need. But BMW North America has a doozy of an odd case on its hands now, as a California man is blaming the company for a persistent erection. More »
April Recall Roundup: Flaming Monster Truck Edition
By Laura Northrup on April 26, 2012 12:33 PM
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The boys' t-shirts at Kohl's feature a monster truck jumping over a row of vintage convertibles and tall orange flames, and come with a free toy monster truck to match. This design turned out to be oddly prescient when customers inserted batteries in the trucks and they smoldered or caught fire. Yes, it's time for the Consumerist Recall Roundup, with a diverse assortment of products lurking in your home, waiting to kill or maim you and your children. More »
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Rural Wisconsinites Plagued By Naked People Having Sex In The Woods
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 18, 2012 1:00 PM
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Naked people on a beach is just fine and dandy with rural Wisconsinites up near the 1,400-person town of Mazomanie. But when those barenaked ladies and men start going off into the woods to perform the horizontal tango, or even worse, go at it on the sandbars in the middle of the river? Unacceptable. More »
Man Sues Hospital Where He Was Born For Circumcising Him 28 Years Ago
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 17, 2012 12:00 PM
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A prison inmate in South Dakota just became aware that what he has down there was tampered with as a newborn. He's not happy that he was circumcised 28 years ago, and is now suing the hospital where he was born, claiming the procedure robbed him of his sexual prowess. More »
Miami Official Creates A Park For Sex Offenders To Keep Them Away From Kids
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 16, 2012 3:00 PM
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In an attempt to keep Miami's sex offenders in one spot where the city can keep an eye on them, instead of roaming parks where children might play, the city commissioner has turned a vacant lot into a park for the offenders. They were hanging out near there anyway, why not make it a bit more homey? More »
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Boston TSA Agent Nabbed During Child Pornography Crackdown
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 13, 2012 4:00 PM
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The Transportation Security Administration keeps getting hit with scandal after scandal — from thieving agents to employees with ridiculous demands, or those who leave creepy notes in passengers' bags. And now, in an even ickier development, a TSA agent who worked at Boston's Logan International Airport has been nabbed as part of a sweeping child pornography crackdown. More »
Report: Best Buy CEO Probed Over Relationship With Female Employee
By Chris Morran on April 12, 2012 7:26 PM
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The plot continues to thicken in the story surrounding this week's sudden departure of Best Buy CEO Brian "I Like My Burgers Well" Dunn. As some had suspected when he stepped down on Tuesday under the cloud of a "personal conduct" probe, new reports claim that the 28-year Best Buy vet was being investigated for possibly misusing company assets while involved in a relationship with a female employee of the electronics retail chain. More »
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Save Money By Taking Choice Out Of The Equation
By Phil Villarreal on April 2, 2012 11:15 AM
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If you struggle to put money away, it helps to eliminate personal choice by taking money out of your hands before you allow yourself to spend it. Getting saving to seem like something you have no control over makes it easier to set the funds aside and adapt your spending habits accordingly. More »
Belvedere Vodka: Why Use Paid Actors For Controversial Ad? Just Steal A Picture Of A Woman!
By Mary Beth Quirk on April 2, 2012 11:00 AM
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The funny thing about faces is that they belong to actual people, who may or may not want to appear in a vodka ad that suggests date rape is about to happen. Belvedere Vodka said sorry to a woman whose likeness they lifted from an online video, and then used in a controversial ad, but she's going ahead and suing them for good measure. More »
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Our New Favorite Drinking Game: Condom Brand Or Android Device?
By Chris Morran on March 28, 2012 2:15 PM
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There once was a time when popular cellphones had names like StarTAC, meant to appeal to early adopters and the tech-savvy. But today's smartphones are now equal parts communication device and fashion accessory, and the names have gotten sexier to match that change. But have they gotten so sexy you can't tell whether you're buying a phone or a condom? More »
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Prostitute Blames McDonald's For Driving Her Into Profession
By Phil Villarreal on March 28, 2012 9:15 AM
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We've heard of people blaming McDonald's for getting them fat or burning their grandchildren with hot liquid, but rare is the occasion that the fast food giant is accused of leading one into a life of prostitution. But if you live long enough, you see everything, hence a federal court case in which a woman accuses McDonald's and her franchisee ex-husband of pushing her into the world's oldest profession in the 1980s. More »
