FTC Finally Permanently Shuts Down Fake News Sites Shilling For Acai Berries

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
4:08 PM on January 26, 2012

Now if only they'd shut down that $50/bottle acai juice pyramid scheme that forces me to have no contact with various acquaintances.

Beware Of Super Bowl Scams

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
12:34 PM on January 25, 2012

"Hey, I know you! We were in the same pyramid scheme!"

Customers Must Sign Waiver Before Eating Hot & Spicy "Pasta Plate From Hell"

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
3:11 PM on December 16, 2011

I've signed a waiver before eating ghost chili wings before. Usually it's just a bit of theatrics to psych people out. They gave us fire hats after we finished them.

Um, Do I Actually Need To Buy Winter Tires?

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
4:20 PM on November 15, 2011

Wow, I guess all my references are dated. I thought it was a Simpsons reference:

Wally: Ooh, I know that look, heh. You came in for the free
wheel balance and now it's costing you five hundred
simoleans.
Homer: Six, with the tip.
Wally: Hey, you got off easy. I just came in to use the phone,
and they got me for the whole road king package --
alignment, shocks, Armor All, stem lube ...
Homer: [laughs] Stem lube! Even I didn't fall for that.
Although winter is coming.

Costco, Amazon Top Most-Trusted Company Survey; Comcast Brings Up The Rear

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
3:41 PM on October 19, 2011

Yeah, but 4 of the top 10, including the #1 spot are in those industries as well.

Maybe those companies being so un-trustworthy is the reason they need regulation now?

Gold's Closes Your Gym, Traps You In Contract Anyway

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
4:37 PM on September 23, 2011

Wow, 25 miles is kind of ridiculous. In Chicago terms that's telling people who live in Wrigleyville that they have to go to the gym in Tinley Park (50+ minutes in good traffic)

Gold's Closes Your Gym, Traps You In Contract Anyway

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
4:30 PM on September 23, 2011

February in Chicago is no time for running/biking, so unless you hibernate for a few months to burn off the stored fat, a gym is a necessary evil.

Audit Stanford Computer Science Courses Online For Free

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
9:55 AM on August 22, 2011

If you like free online courses, you may also be interested in http://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm . MIT has 2000+ courses online for free.

Of course MIT's courses just offer the lectures, notes, exams, and assignments; they don't have the instructor grading your work like it appears Stanford is doing.

FICO Sells New Score That Predicts Whether You Will Take Your Medicine

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
4:07 PM on June 21, 2011

Sounds more like a cover for:
"Our score indicates that you're very likely to not take this OxyContin 'correctly', so we're going to prescribe you aspirin instead"

Consumerist Friday Flickr Finds

Commented by Underpants Gnome:
11:26 AM on June 10, 2011

It was the bacon picture, wasn't it?

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