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• Commented on At Carl's Jr., A Cheeseburger Made Of Ice Cream
  340 calories isn't too bad, but if you put it on top of a Double Southwest Patty Melt (940) and an order of Chili Cheese Fries (820), FOR LUNCH, well, that spells trouble. Hell I can't even eat at Five...
• Commented on What Peeves You Most When You Eat At A Restaurant?
  Kids! Parents, every time you walk out with a crying baby, we all break out in applause....
• Commented on Ohio Man Selling $1000/Cup Kool-Aid To Raise Money For Doctor Bills
  Man, he didn't even spell it right!...
• Commented on Facebook Humbly Sets Its Value At Up To $96 Billion
  I just don't know, Facebook....what do you make, exactly? Oh, I know you make money - you sell ads, and collect and sell data on people who give away their personal information without regard for the consequences and collect their...
• Commented on Study: 13 Million People Haven't Touched Facebook Privacy Settings
  yeah, and these people are easy to find. Look, I understand there are rumors saying that i'm with Kieffer, but i'm not. I haven't spoken to Kieffer since he has been out of prison. Gary is mad at me because...
• Commented on Why Do App Developers Release iPhone Versions First?
  Because Apple users go nuts over a new app the way cats and dogs sniff each other's butts. They chatter endlessly and then the rest of the adult world gets an android version. Short answer: free advertising....
• Commented on Fifth Third Bank Says It Doesn't Actually Have Overdraft Notice Emails I Signed Up For
  Well, when the Fifth National Bank and the Third National Bank loved each other very much a long time ago, they merged, and couldn't decide on a name....
• Commented on Man Sues BMW For His Constant Erection, Blaming Seat Design
  If you have an erection that lasts more than four months, see your BMW dealer....
• Commented on Atheist Group: Movie Theater Discriminated Against Us By Pulling Ad
  I can see why the theater did it; they're going to be overrun with complaints in that neck of the woods. Maybe they can buy time as a "Screen Scrambler" instead. HTREE SI ON DOG OGD EODS TON SITEX ...and...
• Commented on Does 'No Outside Food' Discriminate Against People With Food Allergies?
  Let's see... Race, color, religion, or national origin. So unless you're trying to sneak in communion wafers, no....
• Commented on Burger King Promises To Stop Using Caged Pigs & Hens
  Boy, and I thought my local Burger King was excited when they finally started selling this new menu item. They're gonna flip over this news!...
• Commented on Reader's Story Of Lackluster Lawnmower Service Exemplifies Why Sears Is Sinking
  This probably would have taken only an hour if he hadn't kept detailed notes on each step of the process....
• Commented on Supreme Court Decides At Least Some NYC Apartments Will Remain Affordable
  Hey, I had to go look, but sure enough, Article XVI, Section 12: "The people are granted the right to decide who will live in their own homes and under what terms."...
• Commented on Apple Willing To Stand Trial On E-Book Price-Fixing Allegations
  Because if there's one thing Apple has a lot of, it's money for legal fees....
• Commented on Are Mobile Payments Going To Be Bigger Than Cash Or Credit By 2020?
  "People are resistant to letting technology companies learn even more about their personal purchasing habits?" Gee, why? They cough up every single detail of their lives on Facebook and Twitter anyway. Wasn't there a website once that let people see...
• Commented on Redbox Might Be Able To Stop Misdirected Receipts
  Yeah, I'm livin' the life, too. I get kMart email receipts, Acura service requests, my email is tied to an xBox 360 account, Saks, a Tesco account and a college in British Columbia, to name but a few. It's how...
• Commented on Study Says The More Walmarts In The Area, The More Hate Groups There Are
  I've found that the more Costcos there are in a metro area, there's a larger of percentage of people owning SUVs with ASHLEY #16 soccer stickers on the rear window. Scientist: "It's true!"...
• Commented on Report: Best Buy CEO Probed Over Relationship With Female Employee
  "Man held as probe widens"...
• Commented on This Time Warner Cable Letter Epitomizes What's Wrong With Cable Industry
  I dropped mine in 2007, and while I am not trying to be all holier-than-anybody, I love having $1,400 extra a year, and as a bonus, I watch a lot less television now, too. When I take that spare money...
• Commented on Here Is A Slip Of Paper Explaining How Green Not Giving You A Receipt Is
  all right, if I were really smart, I would have suggested they print it on the mailing tube....
• Commented on Here Is A Slip Of Paper Explaining How Green Not Giving You A Receipt Is
  Yeah, but if you can cram eight of those little slips onto one 8-1/2x11 piece of paper you've cut your paper usage by 87.5%! It's amusing....but think these things through, Mark!...
• Commented on There Are Now 500 Paramount Movies Available To Rent On YouTube
  Great, it'll probably be Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, The Ten Commandments and all the Martin and Lewis we can handle....
• Commented on Flying Car Will Debut At New York Auto Show Piloted By Marty McFly
  Hmm, you need a runway to fly it, and it costs $279,000? I think a plane would be cheaper....
• Commented on Makers Of Baconnaise Introduce Eternal Pork Embrace: The Bacon Coffin
  Why not be buried in what put 'cha there? You'll no doubt be as well preserved, thanks to all the nitrates you've eaten....
• Commented on MasterCard, Visa Warn Banks Of Possible Data Breach
  Hey no kidding! Why, just this week, Chase called me and asked me if these $2K worth of Lane Bryant and Babies-R-Us purchases I'd apparently made were legit. They weren't. Not everything Chase does is great, I know....but I gotta...
• Commented on If You Value Cheap Gas, Move To The Middle Of The Country
  Yeah, oh, sure, it's great living here in the middle of the country. Except you have to live here....
• Commented on Facebook Agrees: Employers Should Definitely Not Be Asking For Your Passwords
  Or one that has you feeding the poor, ministering to the sick, fostering kittens, planting trees, and driving a car powered by roadkill you clean up yourself. Facebook's becoming a real monster now, but as I repeatedly say, why anyone...
• Commented on Kraft Announces Their Snack Business Will Be Sold Under "Mondelez" Name
  Ye Highlands and Ye Lowlands Oh where hae you been? They hae slay the Earl of Murray, And Lady Mondelez....
• Commented on Keyboard Shortcuts That Make It Easier To Use Facebook
  It seems to make a lot more sense if I ALT+CTRL+down arrow...
• Commented on Would You Pay $12,500 To Visit The Wreckage Of The Titanic With A Groupon?
  Frankly, there are cheaper graveyards I can visit on the surface for free....