At Carl's Jr., A Cheeseburger Made Of Ice Cream

Commented by umbriago:
12:00 PM on May 24, 2012

340 calories isn't too bad, but if you put it on top of a Double Southwest Patty Melt (940) and an order of Chili Cheese Fries (820), FOR LUNCH, well, that spells trouble.

Hell I can't even eat at Five Guys...it's gonna turn me into Two Guys.

What Peeves You Most When You Eat At A Restaurant?

Commented by umbriago:
3:47 PM on May 23, 2012

Kids! Parents, every time you walk out with a crying baby, we all break out in applause.

Ohio Man Selling $1000/Cup Kool-Aid To Raise Money For Doctor Bills

Commented by umbriago:
11:52 AM on May 22, 2012

Man, he didn't even spell it right!

Facebook Humbly Sets Its Value At Up To $96 Billion

Commented by umbriago:
12:02 AM on May 4, 2012

I just don't know, Facebook....what do you make, exactly?

Oh, I know you make money - you sell ads, and collect and sell data on people who give away their personal information without regard for the consequences and collect their internet use habits...I know all that. Yet you don't make tangible. You don't have any factories. In the end, what good are you, Facebook? I have trouble thinking you're a good investment. You look like a pretty good bubble.

Study: 13 Million People Haven't Touched Facebook Privacy Settings

Commented by umbriago:
5:15 PM on May 3, 2012

yeah, and these people are easy to find.

Look, I understand there are rumors saying that i'm with Kieffer, but i'm not. I haven't spoken to Kieffer since he has been out of prison. Gary is mad at me because I didnt accept his ring when he propsed to me. I didn't accept it because he was abusive towards me and also because he was just proposing to me out of desperation. My Mom even told me not to accept the ring.

Why Do App Developers Release iPhone Versions First?

Commented by umbriago:
12:06 PM on May 2, 2012

Because Apple users go nuts over a new app the way cats and dogs sniff each other's butts. They chatter endlessly and then the rest of the adult world gets an android version.

Short answer: free advertising.

Fifth Third Bank Says It Doesn't Actually Have Overdraft Notice Emails I Signed Up For

Commented by umbriago:
5:16 PM on May 1, 2012

Well, when the Fifth National Bank and the Third National Bank loved each other very much a long time ago, they merged, and couldn't decide on a name.

Man Sues BMW For His Constant Erection, Blaming Seat Design

Commented by umbriago:
1:39 PM on April 30, 2012

If you have an erection that lasts more than four months, see your BMW dealer.

Atheist Group: Movie Theater Discriminated Against Us By Pulling Ad

Commented by umbriago:
12:09 PM on April 30, 2012

I can see why the theater did it; they're going to be overrun with complaints in that neck of the woods. Maybe they can buy time as a "Screen Scrambler" instead.

HTREE SI ON DOG

OGD EODS TON SITEX

...and so on.

Does 'No Outside Food' Discriminate Against People With Food Allergies?

Commented by umbriago:
10:52 AM on April 26, 2012

Let's see...

Race, color, religion, or national origin. So unless you're trying to sneak in communion wafers, no.

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