The Consumerist: User Profile: temporaryscars

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

It was a joke. It's only trolling to those who are the butt of the jokes and are too busy being offended knee-jerk ninnies to actually get it....

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

So Consumerist.com, no jokes allowed?...

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

Because I just love hearing that whoosh! noise going over the heads of angry nerds....

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

Did you ever stop to consider that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't being serious?...

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

People who get laid. You should try it, four eyes!...

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

It's so easy. It's just so easy....

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

And you must be pretty cool with your 4+ strength, 4+ stam leather belt. Not!...

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

Whatever, virgin....

Commented on New Xbox Thingy Will Cost $150, Better Xbox $200

No thanks....

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

Yeah, but it wasn't exactly uncalled for either....

Commented on Blizzard Canceled My World Of Warcraft Account Because It Was Hacked

Try for a sex life with a real human girl?...

Commented on Chipotle Is Hungry For More Junk Email

Maybe they're doing this as a way to mine for email addresses? Forward something to them, and the next thing you know, you're getting Chipotle flavored spam in the way of coupons and promotions....

Commented on Picking Up Furniture From The Curb Could Cost You Thousands

This sounds like a job for Jimmy Justice!...

Commented on Kodak Demonstrates Its Awesome Camera Technology With Stock Photo

You know, I send in a story about a retail worker getting their tooth punched out while trying to stop a shoplifter and it gets ignored, yet junk like this gets in? Come on......

Commented on Get Your Elk Burger On At Fuddruckers

Really? Nothing?...

Commented on Get Your Elk Burger On At Fuddruckers

I'd rather have one from Butt...nevermind......

Commented on Ben Popken On NPR This Morning Re: Comcast NBC Merger

I heard him! Nice work. It would be awesome if they did an actual segment with you to talk about consumer issues. Comcast was totally talking smack about your WCIA contest. I'm guessing the Consumerist staff is off Comcast's Christmas...

Commented on What Was The Smartest Purchase You Ever Made?

$99?! Jeeeeeeeeeeze don't tell me that!...

Commented on What Was The Smartest Purchase You Ever Made?

An M1 Garand....

Commented on RIP: End Of The Road For PT Cruisers

It's Chrysler. The large turning radius is sort of their thing....

Commented on RIP: End Of The Road For PT Cruisers

My parents own one....

Commented on Microsoft Falsely Accuses Me Of Modding Broken Xbox, Wants $100 To Fix It

Way to shoehorn that current event in there!...

Commented on Create A Different Password For Every Site And Never Forget A Single One

I have about three or four that I use for various sites. Haven't been hacked yet....