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Texas Law Allows Basset Hound's Dream Of Getting A High School Diploma To Come True

Commented by ophmarketing:
4:22 PM on February 8, 2012

In fairness, Molly got many questions correct all on her own. For instance:

1) What's on top of the house? ROOF.
2) What's on the outside of a tree? BARK.
3) What's that web site where you can rate restaurants and hotels? YELP.

Although admittedly, they had to step on her tail to get her to answer that last one correctly.

Texas Law Allows Basset Hound's Dream Of Getting A High School Diploma To Come True

Commented by ophmarketing:
4:18 PM on February 8, 2012

Now I understand why people like Rick Perry are all worried that allowing gay marriage will lead to people marrying their pets. After all, in their world, dogs already get diplomas. What's to stop them from getting marriage licenses?

Don't Bother Getting A Kindle Fire Unless You Have A Credit Card

Commented by ophmarketing:
10:12 AM on January 13, 2012

Because without a credit card on file, they can't automatically charge you again at the end of the year if don't want the service but forget to cancel in time. They're at your mercy to actually make a deliberate effort to opt in. And they can't allow that sort of thing to happen.

TSA Agent Confiscates Cupcake On Grounds That Its Delicious Frosting Could Be Explosive

Commented by ophmarketing:
4:08 PM on January 3, 2012

That's only because you didn't go to school with Herman Cain.

Small New Hampshire Coffee Roaster Wins Legal Victory Over "Charbucks" Name

Commented by ophmarketing:
5:08 PM on December 29, 2011

This should be good news for the "Eat More Kale" guy that Chick-Fil-A has been harassing.

Which TV Shows Were The Biggest Product Placement Offenders In 2011?

Commented by ophmarketing:
12:10 PM on December 22, 2011

"...it would look really stupid if a character is drinking a generic can of soda..."

You obviously haven't seen many TV shows from before around 1990, because that's exactly how it was done.

Target Doesn't Want Your Group Of Students To Spend Thousands Of Dollars At Its Store

Commented by ophmarketing:
2:30 PM on December 13, 2011

But it's 25 people. I can see if she was bringing 250 kids at once...but 25?

16 Tips On How To Be A Better Hotel Guest

Commented by ophmarketing:
2:17 PM on November 29, 2011

I rolled mine into a mobius strip.

That was over 7 years ago and I still haven't reached the end of the roll...

Man Finds Camera Hidden In Starbucks Bathroom, Doesn't Even Get A Free Coffee For It

Commented by ophmarketing:
9:07 PM on August 14, 2011

Or in this case, you know exactly where it's been...

Even The Computers At Borders Have Given Up

Commented by ophmarketing:
3:45 PM on July 26, 2011

What possible justification could the liquidator have for shutting down the escalator?

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