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• Commented on Spirit Airlines Holds "MILF Sale," Denies Having Seen "American Pie"
  It is most certainly not a faux pas. When you first go to their site, the islands in the flash animation are in the form of a reclined woman....
• Commented on Bank Of America Uses Outdated Photo Of Chicago In Ad Touting "Local Commitment"
  (Nelson Muntz laugh)...
• Commented on Pep Boys Bilks Customer Over Tire Warranty Replacement
  Manny, Moe, and/or Jack would have never treated you this way....
• Commented on Actually, We Don't Have <strike>Any Advertisers</strike> Much In The Way Of Advertisers
  Power-on, Popken!!!...
• Commented on Shrek To Market "Healthy" McDonald's Choices To Kids. What?
  He's an OGRE!!!...
• Commented on Errol Morris' Miller High Life Commercials Are Awesome
  Best Beer spots ever done. Idea hatched by Jeff Kling (I believe) of W+K....
• Commented on Retro Asbestos/Twin Towers Ad. The Black Irony Coughs Itself Up.
  Zeke 129: the ad is from 1981. You seriously think asbestos companies didn't know at the time they're product "was bad for you" (it directly causes lung cancer)? Please....
• Commented on Great Moments In Commercial History: Krass Bros.
  my fav was "If you didn't...you're a hockey puck." He's then of course bombarded with pucks....
• Commented on H&R Block Opens Branch In SecondLife; Virtual Freakshows Line Up To Get Tax Advice
  Firebombing TK shortly......
• Commented on Tell 'Em About The Twinkie: What's In It?
  Who cares. Keep Fretting terribly about what's in what you eat (trans fat...OMG!) and you die a little every day. Get off your ass and fucking run 5 miles a day...beats any "healthy" diet ever concocted....
• Commented on Walmart Hates Firefox And Safari
  I am a relocated App. Trail hillbilly, so I can say "Redneck". Also, "balls."...
• Commented on Walmart Hates Firefox And Safari
  IE sucks sweaty redneck BALLS....
• Commented on Brain Scans Predict If You'll Buy Something
  Pure Bullshit. The study was initiated by marketing dillweeds trying to justify why companies need to pay marketing/advertising dillweeds so much money on ad campaigns when said dillweeds haven't a fucking clue ahead of time if their pretty ad...
• Commented on Tell Kinkos It Sucks And Make Them Lose Money
  THIS is wonderful info. Better than punching them in the face. OK, maybe not better, but definitely worse for them....
• Commented on Northwest Airlines Pulls Carmelo Anthony Issue of Inflight Mag
  "if we didn't pull this issue, the terorists would have won again." -Northwest PR rep...
• Commented on Start Thinking About Filing Your 2006 Taxes
  Jesus H Christ Popken, way to depress the Hell out of me....
• Commented on Red Wine Is Still Good For You
  Nice stockings. Popken's happy....
• Commented on Study Shows Slight Preference For Lowe's Over Home Depot
  It is because of the authoritative and trustworthy voiceover of Gene Hackman....
• Commented on Big Titty Mannequins
  They're fake....
• Commented on iTunes 7 Breaks Your iPod
  yep. my iPod is less than 6 months old (replacing yet another dead one). hooked it up to 7. 2750 songs vanished into cyberspace....
• Commented on Cook in the Kitchen, Cook in the Bedroom
  best. post. ever. (this week). yeah, Popken, you seem to have a thing for chicks in stockings, if my memory is correct. I'm not complaining....
• Commented on John Brownlee, RIP
  Funny man. Go with Verizon's speed....
• Commented on Monday Morning Readers Round-Up
  that's a beaut of a fucking faucet....
• Commented on How To Tell If A Diet Is A Sham
  I mean "Ottoman"...
• Commented on How To Tell If A Diet Is A Sham
  also, if the product has the word "lounge" in its name. like Ab-Lounge, or their follow-up device the Glute Otteman....
• Commented on UPDATE! How Did Gillette Know It Was My Birthday??!
  Gillette. The Best A (legal) Man Can Get....
• Commented on Consumerist On 20/20 Friday Night
  A party?!? Yeah, I'll bring the Tupperware....
• Commented on NJ Taxes iTunes Downloads
  "New Jersey & You (minus your money). Purrfect Togetha....
• Commented on Walmart Is Mad At The Consumerist
  BRING IT POPPY!!!...
• Commented on American Airlines: Evoke 9/11? Give Away A TiVo!
  It looks pretty blatant to me....