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• Commented on South Park Creator Apologizes For Plagiarism 'Mistake'
  cc82 already did it....
• Commented on Chase Sends Me Updates On Bank Account I Don't Have
  Why didn't you just mash a bunch of keys as the account number (or press 0) until you got a rep?...
• Commented on Cox Offers Amazing Cable Deal Over Chat, Calls To Snatch It Away
  What a Cox-tease....
• Commented on Best Buy Field Agent Scopes Me In Parking Lot
  So you find Jeff attractive?...
• Commented on Loan Applicant Receives Rejection Letter Calling Her 'One Crazy Ass Bitch'
  There was a post-it stuck to it that said "Send her the standard crazy-ass bitch letter"...
• Commented on Woman Says Donald Duck Groped Her
  She can't order Peking Duck either....
• Commented on Courthouse In Florida Has 35,000 Body Scans Of Citizens
  Are you asked to do jumping jacks when going through these?...
• Commented on Coffee Shop Owner Uses Twitter To Ban Breastfeeding In His Store, Seems Surprised By Reaction
  Although there is a risk of spilling hot coffee on the baby. :)...
• Commented on Redbox Randomly Charges $1.25?
  "A" is going to be really upset the next time they go to a dollar store. :)...
• Commented on iTunes Season Pass Customers Hope To See Sunday's "Mad Men" Sometime This Week
  I bought my Season Pass on 7/13 and the 1st episode was in my iTunes library by 3pm on 7/26 (the day after airing)...
• Commented on Sephora Redefines "Free," Forgets To Mention Required Purchase
  "Call the store nearest you for more details." Employee failed to provide details....
• Commented on This "Modern Claddagh Ring" Looks Strangely Familiar
  A lot of good that did. You're still reading....
• Commented on Video: If A Pop Starlet Used Drunken Whore Powers For Penny Pinching
  Wow, Aziz Ansari is showing up in everything....
• Commented on AUDIO: Listen To AT&T Ask Customer To Stop Sending Them E-mails
  Actually, the cadence reminded me of text-to-speech systems. :)...
• Commented on Anyone Want To Buy Radio Shack?
  I'd buy Radio Shack, but I don't want to give them my zip code....
• Commented on United Leaves Blind Passenger On Plane
  It's a good thing she got out before the Langoliers got her. *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*...
• Commented on Costco Really Loves Your Mom, Buys Her A Coffee Machine For Mother's Day
  She came back with the coffee maker in hand. Huh? Was there a typo there?...
• Commented on Why Did Starbucks Write "Big Dick" On My Drink Cup?
  So, you would think someone calling you a big dick is funny?...
• Commented on AT&T Wireless Directs Salt Lake City 911 Calls To Seattle
  "We didn't have any 911 calls from the AT&T cell phones that we're aware of," he said. Could that be because they all went to Seattle? If no one in SLC tried to call 911, then there'd be no...
• Commented on If You Have Difficulty Operating Eggs, Try An EZ Cracker
  I bet the shipping time is two weeks.....two weeks....two weeks.......
• Commented on Franz Ferdinand Tweets McDonald's Loathing Over Tune Use
  he should have said "Take me out"...
• Commented on Continental Passengers Screwed By Guy Who Walked The Wrong Way Through Security
  This has nothing to do with that. I"ve heard of this happening every once in a while...
• Commented on AT&T Says Fraud. Consumerist Says O RLY?
  I like how she asked for the ZIP code a second time instead of just looking/scrolling up....
• Commented on Southwest: Here's $150, Forgive Us For Suspecting Your Baby Was 2
  Possibly prosopagnosia...
• Commented on They Turned My Flight Around For A Sick Stewardess
  They're not special. They can do anything that any other character can do....
• Commented on They Turned My Flight Around For A Sick Stewardess
  Louis CK FTW! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOtEQB-9tvk (Volume warning!)...
• Commented on Sam Adams Makes Illegal, Expensive Beer
  What's wrong with the beers we got??? They drank pretty good, don't it?...
• Commented on Customer Makes 2-Hour Best Buy Trek For Vanishing Netbook
  oops. I thought the name was Valerie, so I said "she". I meant "he". :)...
• Commented on Customer Makes 2-Hour Best Buy Trek For Vanishing Netbook
  I've never had a problem with BB in-store pickup (got a PS3 and some small items, then video games at a later date). You submit your order, you get two emails, one is a conf they received it, and the...
• Commented on Former Customer Says Wells Fargo Bills Him $101.70 On Closed Account
  @jamar0303: It was just a link to a Simpsons clip that referred to "secret illegal offshore accounts"...