CAPTCHA Later, Time Waster! Let's Play Games To Prove We're Human

10:24 AM on May 24, 2012

"when you're inevitably told to try again with another set of just as flurbled letters. "

Like on Consumerist when you use the "Flag for review" function?

One Million Moms Doesn't Like JCPenney Showing Happy, Married Lesbian Couple In Catalog

7:29 PM on May 2, 2012

Do you choose to be a fucking moron every day, or was it just the one time and it's lasted all these years?

Beef Company Insists Pink Slime Doesn't Exist, While Critics Say It Ain't Ground Beef

12:00 PM on March 28, 2012

They should call it Beef Sugar. That will solve everything.

5 Senior Discounts That Make You Wish You Were Old

1:10 PM on March 5, 2012

But nobody tries to touch your junk on Amtrak. Well, nobody working for government agency, anyway.

Use Peanut Butter, Toothpaste To Fix Scratched Discs

5:25 PM on March 2, 2012

There are not enough o's on my keyboard to express the amount of Woooosh that you deserve.

Use Peanut Butter, Toothpaste To Fix Scratched Discs

3:26 PM on March 2, 2012

Smooth or Crunchy? Also, what kind of peanut butter?

Package Vanishes Into Thin Air Inside The Post Office

2:26 PM on March 2, 2012

I had to, you were coming at me with the knife!

Ahhhh, those were the days, though, amirite?

Just Because You Can Jiggle Snacks From A Vending Machine Doesn't Mean You Should

2:20 PM on March 2, 2012

No, it doesn't BEG the question. It might "raise" the question, or "bring up" the question, but it most certainly doesn't BEG the question.

Kohl's Wants You To Pick A Side: Paper Statements Or Online Account Access

11:54 AM on March 2, 2012

Probably they are outsourcing the online stuff, and probably the printing of statements as well, but the truth never sounds as good as "we are making VAST IMPROVEMENTS".

Personally, I stopped patronizing Kohl's after some stupid pricing issue in the local store that took nearly an hour to resolve. And I was sick of things always being "on sale".

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