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• Commented on Would You Return $1,800 In Cash You Found At An ATM?
  I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal over $10....
• Commented on The Best Mattresses For That Other Thing You Use Mattresses For
  Man, C+ is way too high a rating for an air mattress on "active sex friendly." ...or so a friend told me....
• Commented on What Could It Possibly Mean That Apple Wants The Domain iPhone5.com?
  Am I the only person surprised Apple didn't already register every variation up to about iphone10, just in case?...
• Commented on Someone Just Sold The Only Penny Worth Caring About For $1.15 Million
  I'm sorry, the doctors still haven't figured out how to fix your hearing yet....
• Commented on Firefighter Allegedly Robs Bank & Leaves The Teller A Nice $20 Tip
  Well, I did used to know how to say "international art thief" in German, because that's how I'd answer questions about my future profession in class......
• Commented on Firefighter Allegedly Robs Bank & Leaves The Teller A Nice $20 Tip
  Look, this wouldn't even be an issue if banks would pay a livable wage to their tellers during bank robberies!...
• Commented on EA Responds To Worst Company Win By Name-Dropping Past Worst Company Winners
  Unless someone is really annoyed with Blizzard at that point....
• Commented on EA Responds To Worst Company Win By Name-Dropping Past Worst Company Winners
  Ah, internet. The Champion of Important Caus- Wait, What's That Over There?...
• Commented on Worst Company In America Final Death Match: Bank Of America Vs. EA
  Video games. Versus a bank. I think the choice is obvious here. But this is the internet, and the obvious choice is never obvious, so I think Bank of America deserves to win/lose/get your vote here....
• Commented on Canada Decides It's Sick Of Pennies, Will Stop Making Them
  Wait, so, you approve of the idea, but oppose it because of the person behind it? Politics!...
• Commented on Sugar & High Fructose Corn Syrup Fighting Over Which Is Worse For You
  Max Power is disappointed....
• Commented on Spirit Airlines Sued Over $2 "Unintended Consequences Fee"
  Wait, so what's the "cost impact to consumers"? That you decided to make it an excuse for an extra fee?...
• Commented on Is AT&T Misleading iPhone 4S Users About 4G Access?
  But what about second breakfast?...
• Commented on Parents Don't Realize Daughter Is Still At Chuck E. Cheese's Until She's On The News
  My mom once left me at the grocery store while we were moving between states, so... Yeah, it happens....
• Commented on Is AT&T Misleading iPhone 4S Users About 4G Access?
  It's true, guys. This "unlimited data plan" thing is just like when a rental car company gives you unlimited mileage, but you can only drive 25 mph after the first 100 miles. And that's just standard practice, right?...
• Commented on Just Because You Can Jiggle Snacks From A Vending Machine Doesn't Mean You Should
  Look, you have to have to be positive on a punishment like this. You can't just take a stab in the dark....
• Commented on AT&T Sets Definite 3GB/5GB Throttling Thresholds For Smartphone Users With Unlimited Plans
  It's kind of like renting a car with unlimited mileage, but it won't let you go faster than 25 mph after the first 100 miles....
• Commented on Jack In The Box's Mad Food Scientists Pair Bacon With Milkshakes
  Had one. Very smoky. It wasn't terrible, but I wouldn't ever get one again and I didn't finish it....
• Commented on New Legislation Would Pad Health Insurance Coffers While Screwing Over Consumers
  Half the time, it seems like I can only choose one of the three....
• Commented on Anti-Gay Group Tells JCPenney To Fire New Spokeswoman Ellen DeGeneres
  My ultra-religious parents haven't been thrilled with some of my choices lately- can you lend me ten bucks?...
• Commented on Senators Push Legislation To Make Dollar Coin More Than A Novelty Item
  Hey, if you learn to fold a coin in half, that lady is going to be impressed. Or terrified. One or the other....
• Commented on Retailers Resort To Offering Refunds To Customers For Positive Reviews Online
  "write a product review for the Amazon community. In return for writing the review, we will refund your order so you will have received the product for free." Now, did you have to write a positive review?...
• Commented on George Clooney Makes Money Off Coffee Commercials And "F@!# You" If You Think He's Selling Out
  Well played, sir. Well played....
• Commented on Has Olive Garden Lost Its Way In A Forest Of Breadsticks & Cheap Gimmicks?
  My favorite Olive Garden ad was the one about how the college student was always so happy their parents took them to Olive Garden when they visit. I mean, I've known college students. With most of them, you could take...
• Commented on Game Company Apologizes For Failure To Upgrade Purchases Without Being Publicly Shamed First
  That was how I read it, too. Much happier story than I expected when I clicked the title....
• Commented on Game Company Apologizes For Failure To Upgrade Purchases Without Being Publicly Shamed First
  My 7 year-old nephew adores Minecraft, go for it....
• Commented on 5 Words You've Got To Stop Pronouncing Incorrectly
  As a kid, I just assumed that premise and demise rhymed....
• Commented on Slow Down Spending By Playing "Choose Your Own Adventure"
  No, see, you go flirt with the manager and then you've got a shot at trying to use her employee discount on the headphones....
• Commented on Coors Light Dethrones Budweiser In Beer Sales Battle For No. 2 Spot
  Local, yes. Flavor? Eh.... =)...
• Commented on 3 Things You Need To Know Before Filling Out A FAFSA
  Also: FAFSA.gov, not FAFSA.com. I know at least one person who made that mistake. We mocked him severely for paying them money....