No One Is Allowed To Love Meat On Their Pizza Unless It's From Pizza Hut

Commented by Jfielder:
11:39 AM on February 8, 2012

The Lover's Meat Pizza??

5 Tips For Keeping Your Carpet Clean

Commented by Jfielder:
12:13 PM on February 7, 2012

Regarding #1: If you have several incontinent dogs, and/or never clean your house, do not expect me to remove my shoes. I'd rather not have to throw out my socks and wash my shoes when I get home.

For the record, I am exaggerating here, I am not a clean freak... but when it looks like I just ran the NY marathon in my socks, that's just gross.

Report Links Taco Bell To 2011 Salmonella Outbreak In 10 States

Commented by Jfielder:
5:28 PM on February 2, 2012

I'm so pissed they got rid of the regular grilled stuffed and replaced it with the XL. WTF T bell, I don't want all that other shit!

My latest love has been the Beefy Crunch Burrito with lots of fire sauce... mmmmm.

Thieving TSA Agent Serves As Reminder To Not Carry $5K In Your Coat

Commented by Jfielder:
1:52 PM on February 2, 2012

Jeez, guess my English is broken today *probably stuffed it up their wazoo*

Thieving TSA Agent Serves As Reminder To Not Carry $5K In Your Coat

Commented by Jfielder:
1:48 PM on February 2, 2012

Well, the agent put the money in a glove.... they probable stuffed up their wazoo?

Do All Retail/Restaurant Workers Have To Deal With Poo-Related Vandalism?

Commented by Jfielder:
7:50 AM on January 26, 2012

I know this will be waaaay down the list, but I just have to share it. In 2001 I was unfortunate enough to be working as a busser and host at Red Robin. Yes the shit smearing/explosions would happen (my method of cleaning involved using the mop on the walls, but that's another story). The absolute worst, strangest bathroom nastiness was the time I walked into the bathroom to find that not only was there smeared shit all over, but there was a catheter on the floor, and it looked like the guy bought a cup of chili in a takeout container for the sole purpose of flinging it all over the stall. So weird.

City May Issue Fines If Your Dog Barks For Longer Than 10 Minutes

Commented by Jfielder:
1:19 PM on January 24, 2012

It is not, but my neighbors are a bit on the.... er, portlier side, so I could see how they may view me as a pencil neck.

City May Issue Fines If Your Dog Barks For Longer Than 10 Minutes

Commented by Jfielder:
11:23 AM on January 24, 2012

You don't happen to have two pitbulls and live next door to me, do you? If so, yes, that'd be me.

Yuengling Is Now America's Largest Brewer

Commented by Jfielder:
3:01 PM on January 17, 2012

Pish Posh.... Bell's Hopslam is waaaaay hoppier than Two Hearted.

All It Took To Convince Bank Of America To Finally Close On A Mortgage Loan Was A Music Video

Commented by Jfielder:
4:10 PM on December 29, 2011

That orange cat looked PISSED. I could clearly see murder in it's eyes.

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