Do You Use Your Mobile Phone In The Bathroom?

Commented by gafpromise:
12:41 PM on February 1, 2012

Eww. Just one image people - take a few moments to ponder retrieving your phone after you've dropped it in the commode.

Should Libraries Let People Look At Porn In The Open?

Commented by gafpromise:
10:49 PM on January 31, 2012

How can the library not have a policy about this? I'm positive that my library does. Come on, do they really want people jacking off in their publicly used chairs?

Tips For Beating The Resume-Reading Robots Of Doom

Commented by gafpromise:
2:18 PM on January 31, 2012

You are missing the point. The point is to get your resume past the bots who screen the things. Not being dishonest, just gaming the system so that your resume has a chance of ending up in front of a real person.

I Stuck With Netflix Through Thick And Thin And All I Got Was This Broken Game Disc

Commented by gafpromise:
5:57 PM on January 27, 2012

I ordered the same disk 3 times. First one was heavily cracked, second one was literally broken in half just about like the pic above. Third one was okay which was a good thing because I was about to give up on that movie altogether. But lately it seems my Netflix disks have been skipping a lot and have a lot of scratches and smudges. I'd give up the DVD option altogether except that their streaming selections are lousy.

It's OK To Salvage Moldy Cheese, Except When It Isn't

Commented by gafpromise:
12:19 PM on January 17, 2012

I always follow the soft/hard rule. If it's soft, pitch it. If it's hard cheese, it's salvageable.

Don't Bother Getting A Kindle Fire Unless You Have A Credit Card

Commented by gafpromise:
3:19 PM on January 13, 2012

Way to quote an entirely irrelevant portion of Amazon's TOS. It clearly states in the original article that she had a gift card, not a debit card.

How To Find Extra Time When It Seems Like There Is None

Commented by gafpromise:
11:47 AM on January 9, 2012

"downtime during meal preparation" - Are they using a Crock Pot exclusively? Or microwaving their frozen burrito and using those two minutes to work?

ID Now Needed To Buy Drain Cleaner In Illinois

Commented by gafpromise:
2:20 PM on January 6, 2012

OMG, I'm just going to have my drivers license # tattooed on my forehead with all the stupid purchases I need to show it for these days.

We Need To Get To France Before March 1 To Eat A Darth Vader Burger On A Black Bun

Commented by gafpromise:
1:15 PM on January 5, 2012

My guess is squid ink. That's the new hot thing in haute cuisine- make all your food black.

How To Handle Lending Money To Loved Ones

Commented by gafpromise:
3:57 PM on December 22, 2011

My rule - don't lend money to family. It creates bad blood until (if ever) it gets repaid and really changes your relationship with that person who you will need to interact with again and again. If I want and can spare the money, I give it as a gift -free and clear. No strings. That's the only way to have peace and a positive relationship. If the recipient feels bad and insists on repaying it, that's fine, but I don't insist on it.

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