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City Tells Man He Can Build Tomato Garden, Then Decides It's Against The Law

Commented by evilrobot:
2:37 PM on May 23, 2012

awesome ingenuity and engineering going on there - really dig the drip line set up. nothing i love more than fresh summer tomatoes. this guy seems genuinely passionate about good vegetable production - well done.

however, i'd lose my shit if that was the house across the street from mine.

NYC Airports Installing Avatars That Get Chatty Upon Being Approached

Commented by evilrobot:
2:37 PM on May 22, 2012

They only speak english. The foreign language version is also english, but they shout.

Washing Your Clothes Now Involves Complicated Flow Chart, Credit Cards

Commented by evilrobot:
4:42 PM on May 15, 2012

I'm going with "My nephew took a graphic art class in high school. He'll make it pop."

Where's The Cookout?: Thieves Make Off With $450 Worth Of Meat

Commented by evilrobot:
2:19 PM on May 10, 2012

Someones gotta pay the bills for Bubbles' Kittyland Love Center.

Let The Gouging Begin? Gas Prices May Have Finally Peaked

Commented by evilrobot:
5:19 PM on April 9, 2012

but how big is that tank in your golf cart?

Abercrombie & Fitch Is NOT Using The N-Word To Sell Pants

Commented by evilrobot:
6:13 PM on March 22, 2012

with a 9-inch zipper for that sternum-high waistband look. it's the comfort whitey desires when camping or bowling.

Nike To The Irish: Sorry We Named Black And Tan Sneakers After A Violent Paramilitary Group

Commented by evilrobot:
12:46 PM on March 14, 2012

My uncle's name is Al and now I am offended.

Too Soon? Dahmer Tours Visits Sites Where Killer Met His Victims

Commented by evilrobot:
2:22 PM on March 2, 2012

I would take a tour offered by a cat. When they stick out their tongue, it let's you know they are thinking.

That aside, a walking tour of closed bars and his apartment has been torn down - what's the point?

Cops Called To Florida Mall To Prevent Yet Another Riot Over Nike Shoes

Commented by evilrobot:
11:39 AM on February 24, 2012

Good one. I fell for it.

San Francisco Airport Opens Free Yoga Room For Tense Travelers

Commented by evilrobot:
2:59 PM on January 25, 2012

i would look forward to layovers and delays if kittehs were distributed.

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