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Target Wants To Scan My ID To Buy Canned Air
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0816061mugs6.html This guy was internet famous for a little while.
Never Follow A Security Guard Into The Back Of The Store
@ergasiophobiac: In fact, I would have said something along the lines of, "If you have reason to call the police, call them. Otherwise I will." I'm certain the tune would have changed after that. A threat to call the police is usually a bluff in a situation like this. If the store actually had the evidence to back up their claim, they would have just called the police.
Never Follow A Security Guard Into The Back Of The Store
Second mistake: Signing the paperwork and not having the cops come. If they'd had a reasonable police officer come, they'd likely have walked away with little to no issues. At the worst they would have been ticketed and could have contested it in court. I would bet money that the papers she signed waived every right she had available to contest this.
All The PBR You Want For $300 Million
@lawnmowerdeth: Hey man I was drinking PBR and listening to bands you have never heard of before you were born.
Man Stabs Himself So He Doesn't Have To Work At Blockbuster
@skrolnik: The guy was desperate enough to stab himself to avoid an infraction. Something tells me that if Blockbuster isn't issuing pants, he might not have had enough money to just buy a new pair of pants. Possibly not enough time.
Man Stabs Himself So He Doesn't Have To Work At Blockbuster
The reality of this is the exact opposite of what this short news snippet heavily implies.
[www.thesmokinggun.com]
TSG has the full details, including the police report, where it says he made the claims to attempt to NOT lose his job. He had ripped his uniform pants earlier, and didn't want to be "written up". Not blaming consumerist or anything, I would've expected ABC to be a "trustworthy" news source. Although, this is just local news.
Honor Your Favorite Deceased Infomercial Celebrity This Halloween
This might be a bad costume idea if you go for any sort of accuracy. I can picture people asking, "Is that OxiClean under your nose?"
In all seriousness, I liked Billy Mays. I'm nothing but saddened not just by his death, but by what lead up to it.
Unlimited Pizza Toppings - Limit: Five Toppings
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Bodies Found Stacked Like Firewood In Garage Of Maryland Funeral Home
I wish that could actually work. :( The dust in Etch-A-Sketches is iron, and people leave behind much less responsive to magnets carbon when they burn.