Police: Gang Was Killing People For Fat, Attempting To Sell It To Cosmetic Companies

Commented by cmdrsass:
5:31 PM on November 23, 2009

Human fat for cosmetics is readily available in large quantities. Ask any plastic surgeon. There's no evidence that these Peruvians ever sold any human fat. They're just batshit insane.

Watch Out Criminals: That Craigslist "Customer" Might Be The Police

Commented by cmdrsass:
5:31 PM on November 23, 2009

@FatLynn: An ordinary seller would balk at a money order too. It's too difficult to authenticate them.

Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty

Commented by cmdrsass:
5:31 PM on November 23, 2009

It's simple. Apple doesn't want to force its employees to work on a smoker's computer, because sooner or later those employees will turn around and sue Apple for exposing them to "secondhand smoke" and its residue.

World's Most Scenic Pizza Hut Location?

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:53 PM on November 18, 2009

This is the curse the mummy warned us about.

US Airways Pilot Pulls Plane Over To Kick Off Unruly Passenger

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:53 PM on November 18, 2009

@nstonep: Hey, *I'm* from North-kilttown! Do you know Angus McLeod?

Call To Trader Joe's Nets Free Bird

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:53 PM on November 18, 2009

Play some Skynnyrd, man!

Something To Do While Unemployed: Serve On A Jury

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:52 PM on November 18, 2009

It's a shame that such an important job pays less in a day than you can make panhandling for an hour.

Help, My House Has A Nonexistent Warranty!

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:52 PM on November 18, 2009

@Trai_Dep: probably

Biotech Firm Ghostwrote Identical Statements By Congress Critters On Health Care Bill

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:52 PM on November 18, 2009

The Congressional Record is always full of garbage like this. Members routinely ask to revise and extend their remarks, inserting volumes of material that they did not speak, did not write, and may not have even read.

An Insider Look At Comcast's Customer Service Boot Camp

Commented by cmdrsass:
4:52 PM on November 18, 2009

My experience with Comcast support staff leads me to believe their training consists of memorizing three responses:

1) "We don't know if there are any problems in your area",
2) "Let's reboot your cable modem", and
3) "I don't have access to that information"

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