Let's All Judge Britney Spears' AMEX Bill

7:56 PM on September 23, 2009

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You're Always At Most 107 Miles From A McDonald's

6:53 PM on September 23, 2009

This seems not to include Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, and the Northern Mariana Islands.

Swine Flu Presents Grocery Store Marketing Opportunity

5:05 PM on September 23, 2009

Isn't headquarters one word?

Food Makers Not Passing On Savings From Falling Commodities Prices

4:57 PM on September 23, 2009

It is called capitalism.

Ban On Long Tarmac Delays Close To Being Passed

2:14 PM on September 23, 2009

@Trance1861: Because sometimes pilots get above their limit of flight hours (being stuck on the tarmac counts) and new pilots have to be found.

Crash Test Wars: 1959 Chevy Bel Air VS 2009 Chevy Malibu

2:11 PM on September 23, 2009

The fuzzy dice was a nice touch.

Congressman Introduces Bill To Oversee Cemeteries

1:43 AM on September 23, 2009

@korin43: You are correct sir!

Teen Girls Accused Of "Food Contamination" After Squeezing Muffins

1:41 AM on September 23, 2009

The UK has gone nuts with all the "health and safety" nonsense. They need to install Jeremy Clarkson as prime minister!

Microsoft Seeks Arrogant Would-Be Hipsters To Staff New Stores

10:52 PM on September 22, 2009

What will happen when they are all fired after the store goes out of business after several failed attempts to open correctly?

New Bill Proposes Study of Junk-Food Marketing in Schools

8:05 PM on September 22, 2009

@Pinget: You forget that studies are ways for those in Congress to spread the wealth.

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