Target's Unlimited Item Policy Allows Miami Duo To Gobble Up Most Of Jason Wu Line At One Location

Commented by Segador:
7:57 AM on February 8, 2012

If getting beat to the punch on purchasing highly limited items makes you 'fly into a rage', you're in for a rough rest of your life.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks that people are jerks sometimes, but it's going to happen to you again. And then again. And again. Ignore, move on, rise above the idiocy.

Advanced Degrees That Don't Pay Off

Commented by Segador:
12:29 AM on December 31, 2011

I make six figures and have no college degree. There are many fields out there that don't require one. The hard part is getting in the door.

(Yes, I have 10+ years of experience in my field. That does matter.)

4 Ways To Appear More Confident And Successful

Commented by Segador:
4:13 PM on December 20, 2011

Join the military. All four at once!

Northeast Having A Pumpkin Shortage

Commented by Segador:
9:36 AM on September 20, 2011

There are hundreds of Pumpkins at every grocery store here in Maine. Hmm.

Blind Taste Test Shows That You Don't Really Prefer Mexican Coke

Commented by Segador:
8:46 AM on September 16, 2011

I can not only 100% tell a difference, but I can FEEL a difference in my mouth. HFCS doesn't produce the same mouthfeel as cane sugar.

Bank Of America Confirms 30,000 Jobs To Be Cut In Coming Years

Commented by Segador:
11:27 AM on September 13, 2011

Yup. It's those fatcat Republicans sitting in their overstuffed leather chairs, eating the tears of the poor and laughing at their successful strategies of preventing job creation everywhere.

Glad you figured that out for us.

Steve Jobs Surprises No One By Having His Name On 313 Patents

Commented by Segador:
8:49 AM on August 26, 2011

Ah yes- 1887- the year Apple came out with the new iSteam Locomotive. It was just like every other train, but it was white.

Samsung Cites 1968 Movie To Prove It Didn't Rip Off iPad

Commented by Segador:
3:15 PM on August 24, 2011

...was a horrible idea that was quickly canned.

Walmart Is Dying Because Its Business Model Is Strangling Itself

Commented by Segador:
4:22 PM on August 23, 2011

Whenever I feel bad about myself, I go to the local Walmart for about 30 minutes and walk around. I feel a lot better then.

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