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• Commented on Do Not Sign For Your Neighbor's Packages, Then Pawn Them
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• Commented on Do Not Sign For Your Neighbor's Packages, Then Pawn Them
  Yeah, she should have known better than try to own something. That guy is a true patriot. We should teach our kids to be more like him. @Trai_Dep:...
• Commented on Beware Fake Theme Park Passes
  Thats a picture of me after I left the Theme Prak with the farm animal petting zoo @Oranges w/ Cheese with a BRAND NEW CAR!:...
• Commented on Beware Fake Theme Park Passes
  I'll never go back to a theme park because when I was a kid, I went to one that had farm animals and was bitten on my penis. Thats ok though, they cought the guy that did it. That was...
• Commented on Setting a Retirement Number and Determining if You're Going to Make It
  That is true. Recently I diversified my portfolio with commemorative Star Trek and Obama plates from the Franklin Mint. They dont guarantee that they go up in value, but all the others have. @RandomHookup:...
• Commented on Setting a Retirement Number and Determining if You're Going to Make It
  Retirement is for quiters. I have my retirement money invested in show turtles....
• Commented on iPhone 3G Owners, Beware The New 3.1 OS Upgrade
  Computers don't make mistakes. What they do, they do on purpose. Right now, your information's being fed into every computer mainframe, satellite, laptop, and supermarket scanner that make up the Global conspiracy known as...The Beast....
• Commented on Study Rates Cell Phones By Radiation Emitted
  I carry a Samsung Impression in my front pocket. Maybe thats the reason my children where born with their hands and feet turned around backwards....
• Commented on Southwest Suddenly Decides Man Is Too Fat To Fly — Again
  @SybilDisobedience: I once flew from Munich to Istanbul with a load of stinkin' Turks. The worst flight ever. The BO smelled like a Frenchman eating a cheese sandwich while getting a perm....
• Commented on Got Side Effects From Drugs? Report Them To the FDA
  I got a few side affects from these Alli pills I'm taken. Note to self: "Never eat the cheese enchiladas while taken Alli"....
• Commented on Weirdos Attempt Elaborate Theft Of A Chili's Giant Pepper
  They should of just blowed it up like any decent person would do. I know how to make a bomb from a roll of toilet paper and a stick of Dynamite....
• Commented on Southwest Suddenly Decides Man Is Too Fat To Fly — Again
  I can understand the too fat thing. I'm a big guy and I can barely fit in those airline seats. If you ever had to sit next to a disgusting fatbody like me or someone bigger, you would want us...
• Commented on Attention: Deep Fried Butter Exists
  Does it come with a side order of Lipitor?...
• Commented on Who Uses Coupons The Most? Affluent Suburbanites
  Yeah, but no coupons. @tbax929:...
• Commented on Who Uses Coupons The Most? Affluent Suburbanites
  @osiris73: Oh, I think you might be right....
• Commented on Who Uses Coupons The Most? Affluent Suburbanites
  I'm a singal male that is affluent and I live in a comfortable country area and I want to know why I never see coupons for beer. It only makes sence to target slobs with money like me....
• Commented on Police Say Walmart Shopper Slapped A Stranger's Kid
  Are you asking me to roll the yard first or are you saying roll my yard first?@Shadowman615:...
• Commented on Police Say Walmart Shopper Slapped A Stranger's Kid
  I think we should all roll his yard this Halloween....
• Commented on Walmart Responds, Fixes Ruined Transmission
  Yes, this is how a maual transmission works. Some have switches, some dont, dont assume it does. Go to you local court house and pick up a book for getting your drivers lic. It should say not to try to...
• Commented on Walmart Responds, Fixes Ruined Transmission
  @HiPwr: Read the owners manual of any auto. Ask any professional driver, you push the clutch in before starting the car....
• Commented on Walmart Responds, Fixes Ruined Transmission
  @esp13: Some cars don't have the switch. And its not like putting a car in park and it rolls forward. If you read any autos owners manual it will tell you to press the clutch in when starting the motor....
• Commented on Walmart Responds, Fixes Ruined Transmission
  @temporaryerror: No, Wal-Mart payed. Just fought it a first....
• Commented on Hey, There's Listeria In The Eggo Waffles
  Mummm, mumm. Just like Moma used to make....
• Commented on Walmart Responds, Fixes Ruined Transmission
  I know a guy that worked as an oil jocky at Wal-Mart that got into a customers car and tried to start the car without pushing in the clutch. The car lurched forward striking a post and damaging the car....
• Commented on 5-Pound Gummi Bear Yet Another Example Of Misleading Bulk Pricing
  No, It was like making love to a gross pig@theblackdog_LovesCarRepairBills:...
• Commented on 5-Pound Gummi Bear Yet Another Example Of Misleading Bulk Pricing
  I dated a girl that looked like that Gummy Bear once. What was I thinking?...
• Commented on Mysterious Oil Change Ruins Transmission, But Walmart Won't Respond
  I knew a guy that worked at Wal-Mart as an oil jocky. This guy was so inept that he forgot to put an oil filter on a car. Of course the motor locked up and the customer was mad but...
• Commented on Comcast Guarantees You Will Have Your Entire Day Wasted
  @tape: Good point...
• Commented on People Love Airplane Wi-Fi, But They Don't Love Paying For It
  Thats my point. If your on the ground with a problem, your not preparing for takeoff. I bet some A-holes from Delta will try this.@amuro98:...
• Commented on Comcast Guarantees You Will Have Your Entire Day Wasted
  I went from a least a doz. to half a doz. In this small city of 2 million theres AT@T and Time Warner, then theres the Sat. guys for TV@NeverLetMeDown:...