I'd like to see a large one for adults.

It also strikes me as hilarious to imagine some people recycling the lunch spillings for dinner.

Well, I work for Sears and hate to see them continually fuck up. It gets really old. Unfortunately there is one little reason on top of all the others that will help to keep it that way. All employees at Sears are blocked access to The Consumerist!! (I'm outraged!)
I've seen other companies come clean and make things better BECAUSE of The Consumerist, but it looks like Sears would just like to silence you (ha ha) in some pathetic attempt at head-in-sand, rather than deal with their very serious issues or at the very least just help the few screwed customers posting to The Consumerist to reduce the bad press....but no...no turnaround in sight.

I don't think anybody has mentioned this but the first thing that I noticed about the shrink ray is that it causes you to SCREW UP RECIPES! A recipe calls for one pound of magic wachamacallit and while yer bummin on the taste you notice the empty can of crap you added wasn't a pound-o-poo, it was 12 ounces! RRRRRRRRR! Bastards!

jtheletter, The issues with a "company" going to jail and the jobs being lost and the ridiculous low-ball settlements could all be resolved if the government would just take the right approach.
The ACTUAL people involved need to go to jail! Sentences should be equivalent to those for people convicted of treason, including life in prison and the death penalty if bad enough.
The company doesn't even deserve too big of a loss, The people that made the bad thing happen deserve "individual attention".