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• Commented on Sushi Restaurant That Served Illegal Whale Now Closed
  Just like how getting knocked up at 17 makes you a spokesperson for abstinence only sex ed?...
• Commented on This Is How You Debate Health Care Reform, Brooklyn Style!
  Seriously? Because Clinton is not very happy with Israel these days....
• Commented on This Is How You Debate Health Care Reform, Brooklyn Style!
  Yeah, how incredibly absurd of us to expect insurance companies to provide peace of mind to people who were paying them for YEARS, only to have have their insurance rescinded because they needed the insurance. Or when your breast starts...
• Commented on Top Posts Of The Week And Open Thread
  Sweeet! I might be visiting Raleigh in May sometime. Hopefully you will be up and running by then!...
• Commented on Top Posts Of The Week And Open Thread
  http://consumerist.com/2008/08/sorry-about-the-rocks-in-your-raisin-bread-heres-5.html http://consumerist.com/2008/08/fda-pardon-me-but-your-bakery-warehouse-is-full-of-rodent-excreta-pellets.html http://consumerist.com/2009/01/nyc-baker-sells-drunken-negro-head-cookies-doesnt-see-the-problem.html And finally: http://consumerist.com/2009/06/loaf-of-bread-comes-with-baked-in-rodent-goodness.html Also, what state is your future bakery in?...
• Commented on VOTE: Choose Who Gets The Last 5 Spots In The 2010 Worst Company Tournament
  I am just shocked that Consumer Reports was not nominated. I heard they own a number of seedy blogs....
• Commented on Video: How To Stop A Speeding Prius If You're F****** Stupid
  Probably is suffering from the "pick a fight" syndrome. More specifically the "create your own" variant of it. Cannot find someone who disagrees with you? No problem! Just imagine something up and attack them for it! Mind over matter baby....
• Commented on Submit Your Nominations For 2010 Worst Company In America Contest
  I nominate Graystone Industries....
• Commented on Make Sure You Know Which Version Of Android Is On That Phone Before Buying It
  Yeah, I am not even considering any 1.5/1.6 Android devices. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! I really really really want a 2.1 phone with a physical keyboard. Please please please please please....
• Commented on Grandpa Punched Kids In Head At Walmart For "Thrill"
  What *I* want to know is what "itiswhatitis" has to say about this story. I am sure she can come up with a "perfectly justifiable" cause....
• Commented on Indiana Prosecutor Wants PG, PG-13, And R-Rated Movies Out Of Redbox Kiosks
  "Damn" is a bad word now?...
• Commented on Thieves Go All "Mission: Impossible" On NJ Best Buy, Walk Off With $26K In Apple Laptops
  You think it was an inside job? What gave it away?!?!?! The precision? The perfect knowledge of the store layout? The fact that they brought exactly what was needed and that they went to the exact spot where the laptops...
• Commented on Thieves Go All "Mission: Impossible" On NJ Best Buy, Walk Off With $26K In Apple Laptops
  Worry not. Before long, they will pull of a similar heist in a pharmacy. And inevitably, one of them will end up on Oprah, going crazy on the couch....
• Commented on Starbucks Caught In Crossfire Over Gun Debate
  C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!...
• Commented on Starbucks Caught In Crossfire Over Gun Debate
  Or PA....
• Commented on Starbucks Caught In Crossfire Over Gun Debate
  Unless the said person is gay. In which case they can be tied to the pole as well. Or a fence in the middle of nowhere....
• Commented on VIDEO: Obama Gets Advice In Middle Of The Night From Former/Dead Presidents
  I still havent noticed it....
• Commented on Boston Bridal Show Was Massive Scam That Duped Over 6,000 Victims
  Hardly. Try again. This time, with more feeling....
• Commented on AUDIO: Listen As A Kid Directs Air Traffic At JFK
  Uhh... not even a relevant analogy. Being a surgeon requires skilled use of tools. THAT only comes with lots of practice. Repeating words OTOH is not even in the same league. And the delay would be rather small and I...
• Commented on What's Next For Apple? This Stuff!
  OH SNAP!...
• Commented on Economist Dan Ariely Sad He Can't Use Airborne For Placebo Effect Anymore
  Like a warm apple pie....
• Commented on Don't Call In To Complain About How You Can't Steal Wi-Fi
  In her defense, that is a natural reaction. People pretty much follow the 5 stages of grief when faced with the fact that they are wrong - well to a degree at least. Most people get stuck in denial. Others...
• Commented on Do Not Go To Kmart In Speedos And Terrorize Customers With A Sex Toy
  in before the requiem for a dream reference....
• Commented on Did Apple Really Sell 10 Billion Songs On iTunes?
  Feel free to leave anytime you want :) I'll leave some cabbage rolls and cold coffee for you to pick up on the way out. Hope you got your money's worth....
• Commented on Did Apple Really Sell 10 Billion Songs On iTunes?
  Obligatory xkcd reference. http://xkcd.com/488/...
• Commented on Top Posts Of The Week And Open Thread
  *wink* *|INSUBSTANTIAL_UNRELATED_COMMENT|* /looks at palm/ *|TALKING POINT TALKING POINT TALKING POINT|*...
• Commented on Lactose Intolerant? Drink Milk!
  Cue in someone who condescendingly claims that the WHOLE premise is wrong because he/she ostensibly knows ONE person who actually IS lactose intolerant. Go on, make my day....
• Commented on UPS Successfully Delivers Your Package To "BSMT GARBAGECAN"
  If my mom and both her sisters were there it would be signed "CrzyHystericallyLaughingWomen"...
• Commented on UPS Successfully Delivers Your Package To "BSMT GARBAGECAN"
  Wh s ths n th BSMNT?...
• Commented on Am I Going To Be Required To Get Government Health Care?
  That would be unamerican. We just assume it and make up our minds BEFORE looking at facts (or more likely not looking at the facts). Keep your common sense away from us....

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