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Report: Foreclosure Review Process Puts The Burden On The Borrower

Commented by Laines:
1:18 PM on November 5, 2011

That's clever, and precisely my point. Zeus forbid anyone should come into this thread expecting help on foreclosures - no, no, none of that here. Just murder jokes and insults to other posters, which again, not allowed by the Comments Code but we all know that one is never enforced.

I suppose it's honest. Page views are more important useful information.

Report: Foreclosure Review Process Puts The Burden On The Borrower

Commented by Laines:
3:42 AM on November 5, 2011

I'll reply here since I forgot to note that I did read the "Don't moderate in the comments threads" rule but since Miss Northrup has already come out today and said it is too much a bother for her to take down offensive posts I figured I wouldn't waste her time.

Peace out, y'all.

Report: Foreclosure Review Process Puts The Burden On The Borrower

Commented by Laines:
3:32 AM on November 5, 2011

Good for you. If you pay them enough maybe they'll give you your own byline and you can make murdering prostitutes and "down syndrome freaks are gross" jokes all the day. You'll be an internet star!

No apology necessary. It's not as if they have a Comments Code on this site that says anything like, "Stay on topic" or "No sexism, racism, homophobia, xenophobia or hatred."

Report: Foreclosure Review Process Puts The Burden On The Borrower

Commented by Laines:
8:32 PM on November 4, 2011

I've been pointing out to my husband for some time now that we should cancel our Consumer Reports subscription because the money goes to supporting this site which now has all the class and consumer helpfulness of a fifth-grade bathroom stall. I think the wicked clever dead hooker jokes will finally make my point clear.

Thanks Consumerist for teaching me to talk with my wallet. You'll get no more of our money.

Movie Studios Create Special Blu-Ray Slipcovers For Target, This Target Tosses Them In Trash

Commented by Laines:
9:52 AM on November 3, 2011

I would bet anything that the employees at this store also know they can sell the special edition covers on ebay. Someone is probably making a nice side business by "throwing them out."

FCC: Lack Of Local Reporting Lets Government Run Wild Free Of Watchdogs

Commented by Laines:
11:36 AM on June 9, 2011

@ Cheap Sniveler - Jinx - we posted at the same time.

FCC: Lack Of Local Reporting Lets Government Run Wild Free Of Watchdogs

Commented by Laines:
11:34 AM on June 9, 2011

Google "Marion Barry." There's video and everything!

How To Not Offend Your Unemployed Pals

Commented by Laines:
2:26 PM on May 1, 2011

I figured you definitely don't want the stockbroker working the register as they'll demand a 5% commission on every transaction they "process."

Federal Judge Rules Middle Schoolers Can Express Their Love Of "Boobies"

Commented by Laines:
2:11 PM on April 14, 2011

Most of this comment thread is a great example of that last line. "We're helping SCIENCE! Now TITS Or GTFO! (giggle, giggle, drool)"

Federal Judge Rules Middle Schoolers Can Express Their Love Of "Boobies"

Commented by Laines:
12:28 PM on April 14, 2011

Well, duh. Guys can't get all excited & giggly and come up with the clever ";3" by staring at our hearts no matter how tight the t-shirt.

Besides we need the money for Viagra. It's way more important for old dicks to work than any heart in any woman.

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