5 Words You've Got To Stop Pronouncing Incorrectly

Commented by KyleOrton:
12:46 PM on January 13, 2012

I pronounce it "LIKE HELL THIS IS AS GOOD AS ICE CREAM!"

Foreclosure Mill Apologizes For Dressing Up In Halloween Costumes That Mocked Foreclosed Homeowners

Commented by KyleOrton:
2:25 PM on November 2, 2011

Even if they hadn't given such a heartfelt apology, we were going to move on. Because, seriously, imagine how our lives would be negatively affected if this company didn't exist. If these PEOPLE didn't exist. Really, it's mind boggling how much we need this company to succeed.

We should do all we can to support them in the future and not at all to hurt their business model, business or income in any way.

BofA Ending $5 Debit Card Fee

Commented by KyleOrton:
12:43 PM on November 1, 2011

I actually don't like this. They're probably going to make up for this obvious, up front fee by creating or increasing sneakier ones.

Pediatricians: Crib Bumpers Of Any Sort Pose A Risk To Your Baby

Commented by KyleOrton:
8:51 AM on October 19, 2011

Nah, but they do recommend stainless steel for resale value. People come into a nursery and always want stainless steel.

680 lb Man Fired For Being Obese

Commented by KyleOrton:
12:21 PM on September 29, 2011

Remember, the key load weight for the forklift is what is extended on the arms. The tires are solid and he's sitting on a 3000lb hunk of metal serving only as ballast. A forklift with a 680lb driver is probably the safest, most secure forklift in the world.

McDonald's Manager Interrupts Attempted Coneing

Commented by KyleOrton:
2:07 PM on September 20, 2011

If this is what young people do for fun, they don't deserve social security in 50 years.

Heinz Rolling Out "Dip And Squeeze" Ketchup Packets

Commented by KyleOrton:
7:54 PM on September 19, 2011

My instincts tell me you're backwards. 10% is the ketchup, 90% is packaging and distribution.

Tennessee Judge Deems Urban Garden A "Nuisance"

Commented by KyleOrton:
9:48 PM on September 15, 2011

What kind of tree is that? I want one.

Walmart Hopes Small Stores Will Shore Up Slumping Sales

Commented by KyleOrton:
9:53 AM on June 16, 2011

Just like everything else, Walmart can't last forever. I see them falling in spectacular fashion eventually. It will be interesting.

Docs: Keep Kids In Rear-Facing Seats Until 2, Booster Seats Until They're Old Enough To Steal Car

Commented by KyleOrton:
10:09 AM on March 21, 2011

When I was growing up in the 80s, survivorship bias didn't exist and I deny it to this day.

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