Bride Sues Runaway Groom For $100,000 Wedding

Commented by Gtmac:
3:26 PM on December 14, 2010

I think you left off the "/irony." Clearly you believe your preferences on what constitutes a valid comment are superior to others'.

DHL Pays Urban Denizens With Coupons To Deliver Packages

Commented by Gtmac:
12:41 PM on December 3, 2010

Which one? Blazing Saddles or The Treasure of the Sierra Madre?

Xbox Modding Case Dismissed

Commented by Gtmac:
12:36 PM on December 3, 2010

It's called the Digital Millennium Copyright Act.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Millennium_Copyright_Act

Time To Make An Offer They Can't Refuse On ''Godfather' House

Commented by Gtmac:
4:43 PM on December 2, 2010

You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the property inspetion, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

Alabama Schools Paddle Kids With No Way For Parents To Opt-Out

Commented by Gtmac:
12:53 PM on November 11, 2010

I was also a child of the 70's in Texas and I can tell you in my school there was no opt out list available. This practice is abhorrent and should be banned. It can have dramatically negative effects on the development of young children.

Professor Drops 27 Pounds In 10 Weeks On 'Twinkie Diet'

Commented by Gtmac:
1:34 PM on November 8, 2010

Tell him about the twinkie.

Dumbest Customer Quotes From Working Electronics Retail

Commented by Gtmac:
12:26 PM on October 19, 2010

I didn't see this as scoring a verbal sparring hit at all. The customer was wrong to call it a virus. That she corrected and/or clarified her statement to say McAfee wasn't a "hit" so much as simply demonstrating her original incorrectness.

Dumbest Customer Quotes From Working Electronics Retail

Commented by Gtmac:
10:23 AM on October 19, 2010

"Touché?"

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Dumbest Customer Quotes From Working Electronics Retail

Commented by Gtmac:
10:17 AM on October 19, 2010

At Barnes & Noble:

"Why don't you shelve the books by the author's *first* name?"
"Do you have the Cliff's Notes to Jurassic Park?"
"Why don't you have as many books about Welsh history as you do about English history?"

Dumbest Customer Quotes From Working Electronics Retail

Commented by Gtmac:
10:14 AM on October 19, 2010

I've been saying this for ages! Only I think it should be 2 years.

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