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• Commented on Here's A Credit Card With A 79% Interest Rate
  @DoubleEcho: I hadn't considered that but it does make a lot of sense. Most people fill out these "Specialty cards" or whatever you want to call them very quickly and most of the time would just quickly glance. My wife...
• Commented on Here's A Credit Card With A 79% Interest Rate
  79.9 because they dont want you to think 80. 80% now THAT would be ridiculous....
• Commented on Tapwater Catches Fire After Natural Gas Drillers Move In
  @DoktorGoku: That is no simple moustache but rather a force of nature that needs its own channel to monitor it 24 hours a day....
• Commented on Tapwater Catches Fire After Natural Gas Drillers Move In
  Fire Water out of the tap? It's a giant hit at AA meetings. or Does this mean women can cook with the faucet now? It was hard for me to decide....
• Commented on Czar Tells AIG Not To Hand Out As Many Bazillions More In Bonuses Come March
  @mythago: Seriously. How can you guys not see the difference in the government handling a company they bailed out billions for and a company that has never needed federal money? I don't the government making business decisions but these circumstances...
• Commented on Czar Tells AIG Not To Hand Out As Many Bazillions More In Bonuses Come March
  @srh: Have you been asleep for a year and a half? Or are you just really, really good at holding your fingers in your ears and screaming. "NANANANANA?...
• Commented on Top Posts Of The Week And Open Thread
  @squinko - is pretending there's a star: Captured! by Robots is such an awesome concept act. I've seen him twice and both times brought people who've never heard of him. And they loved it. Hard not to....
• Commented on Reach T-Mobile Executive Customer Relations
  @dragonfire81: I know everything is relative with phone coverage and everyone has bad experiences with every carrier but my time with T-Mobile has been bad. They really do have awesome customer service but coverage has been terible. All over, in...
• Commented on FBI Charges 100 People In Phishing Investigation
  When we get them in Phederal court they will be wishing they didn't phuck with our Phreedom! The Pheds really Phlipped them the bird phinally. and on and on and on........
• Commented on Announcing The First Consumerist Meetup
  I would be all about an Atlanta meet-up. ATL could use a consumer protection presence like it could use a Pepsi....
• Commented on EECB Changes Price Tag To Fix Zune From $160 To $0
  After seeing what happened with the PS3 and their latest firmware update crushing the soul out of their old systems, I'm starting to think the firmware writing business is the quickest way to thousandaire status. Sony said the same thing...
• Commented on Borders To Offer Free Wifi
  @osiris73: Somewhere an author just ate a tin can of beans and cried themselves to sleep on a dirty mattress....
• Commented on Is It Really So Hard To Believe That Tony Stewart Likes Whoppers?
  Do your parents win a special cookie in Heaven for naming their ad agency child Bogusky? Because it almost seems too great to be true. It could always just be Bogusky info. however...
• Commented on Amazon Does A Solid For Student Who Suffered Bungled Textbook Orders
  @MostlyHarmless: Usually when I spend my monthly wages on snuff films and porn I pay in strictly cash. It helps keep my accountants honest....
• Commented on Tight-Fisted Moms Set Rules On Teen Clothing Purchases
  @gStein: Yeah I've never understood the marketing logic behind creating a cloud of cologne and choking out your customers. Especially when it's a universally understood idea that too much perfume, cologne, etc. is disgusting and causes immediate hate....
• Commented on Tight-Fisted Moms Set Rules On Teen Clothing Purchases
  @gStein: Perhaps your finding the holy spirit? I also do parties and bar mitzvahs....
• Commented on Tight-Fisted Moms Set Rules On Teen Clothing Purchases
  @puddinhead: Usernames everywhere agree!...
• Commented on Video Shows Chicks Getting Ground Up Alive
  @ianmac47: I love a thread that can bring out a good 50 or so" I hate preachy vegetarian/vegan" comments. Followed hilariously by the "Meat might be wrong, but it's sooo delicious" comments. It's possible that meat-eating/vegetarian discussions online are more...
• Commented on Attention: Deep Fried Butter Exists
  @Preyfar: In the future the robots will make humans with butter hearts. Then we will all be butter-eating, future inhabiting vampires. Blood will be used to run cars, clean our future smocks, and run our deep fryers....
• Commented on Hey, There's Listeria In The Eggo Waffles
  @Smashville_makes his own comments at home: Thats how they say it in Prussia. I have no idea how they say anything in Prussia or if it even really exists....
• Commented on Hey, There's Listeria In The Eggo Waffles
  Listeria doesnt so much sound like something that could kill me if in my waffles as much as it does a magical place where I could ride leprechauns on saddles and eat trees made of toster struddles....
• Commented on How To Identify Astroturfers And Front Groups
  @rickyjulianbubbles: What in the holy hells is an "ideological pressure group"? And no I'm not defending or care about ACORN in any way....
• Commented on How To Identify Astroturfers And Front Groups
  @TomCoughlin: Yeah your not getting paid for it so naturally no one else is? Them some logic moon boots you got there....
• Commented on Highlights From The Consumerist's Junk Mail Folder
  @Smashville: That's the best come-on I've heard all day....
• Commented on Hotel With Glass Windows Overlooking A Park Markets Itself To Exhibitionists
  @itiswhatitis: People with Kids vs. People without Kids battle! Last person to speak their mind about those with/without children is rendered sterile!...
• Commented on Microsoft Poland Demonstrates Hilariously Bad Photoshop Skills
  As someon whose seen Poland in movies and really loves the color orange I find this incredibly offensive....
• Commented on Toys R Us Wants Your Recalled Baby Gear
  @mcnerd85: Remember you can also save by using a lemon juice mixture to add shine rather then buy those over-priced Spiked Club shinning products....
• Commented on Toys R Us Wants Your Recalled Baby Gear
  I allow my baby to nap with spiked clubs and water ballons filled with wasps to avoid this very problem....
• Commented on Ladies & Gentlemen, Your 81st Bank Failure Of The Year
  Nothing left to do now but continue stocking up on ammo and find some way to blame this on the government. Bonus points if your able to tie this back in with Healthcare reform and it's un-Americaness....
• Commented on New York Mayoral Candidate Focuses Campaign On Anti-Consumerism
  @itiswhatitis: If you don't believe words mean anything you should walk briskly (perhaps even a jog) to the nearest library and grab yourself a history book. Or you can even use everyones favorite teacher Mr. Google if your not feeling...