Best Buy Thinks A New AC Adapter Is A Suitable Replacement For Laptop Battery

Commented by EllenRose:
4:14 PM on February 9, 2012

I just bought replacement batteries for two computers (a Dell laptop and an HP Pocket PC) from Amazon. Cost $29.99 total, including free shipping. That is three hundred dollars cheaper than $329.99, and it did not involve Best Buy. Overall win! For computer stuff, always check Amazon and NewEgg first.

Keep Your Shoes On, Please: TSA Rolling Out Speedy Security Pre-Screening Program

Commented by EllenRose:
6:15 PM on February 8, 2012

Let me see. I can log into the TSA computer with my forged photo ID and credit card. The ID and card haven't been around long enough to gather a criminal record. I tell the computer a nice bunch of lies, they approve me, and then I can blow up over the Atlantic -- or in the TSA line, if they decided I needed a random check.

It's hardly worth the effort to get the false ID. Blowing up in the airport would work just as well. But I guess there's more glory over the Atlantic.

Mind you, TSA -- if you are reading this (like you did for those poor Brits a week or so back) I am JOKING.

What To Do When Mercury Hits The Floor

Commented by EllenRose:
12:51 PM on February 6, 2012

There is a significant amount of official hypocrisy going on. Back around 1990, a certain University was going to demolish a laboratory building, contents and all, to make way for a newer building. The professor occupying the building was an enormous packrat -- no way could they sort through all the equipment.

They brought in the demolition equipment and were ready to go, when somebody spilled mercury in the lab. They stopped the whole operation, and called the hazmat team.

That mercury would have been spilled during the demolition in any case. But it would have been done as a consequence of Official Orders, so that didn't count.

At Least 35 People Ill After Drinking Raw Milk

Commented by EllenRose:
1:43 PM on February 3, 2012

I had raw milk, fresh from the cow, once. Didn't much like it, but then food prejudices are both strong and irrational. I'm definitely not going to retune my taste buds to like raw milk when Pasteurized is available.

Thieving TSA Agent Serves As Reminder To Not Carry $5K In Your Coat

Commented by EllenRose:
8:45 PM on February 2, 2012

I would be tempted to say "I had too much radiation when I was in grad school. No scanner. On the other hand, I haven't been properly felt up in years."

On the other hand, that would probably get me on a List.

Feds Fight Big Tobacco Over Graphic Anti-Smoking Labels

Commented by EllenRose:
12:09 PM on February 2, 2012

Labels on everything are getting so verbose that nobody has time to read or pay attention to them. It's like the legal agreement you have to click through to install the program you bought.

Besides, the government has been getting louder and louder. This latest bit with the pictures sounds like bureaucrats turning purple with anger that nobody listens to them. They're starting to scream at us.

Another Guy Sues Frito-Lay, Says He Wasted $.10/Ounce On 'All-Natural' Chips

Commented by EllenRose:
4:35 PM on January 31, 2012

Go easy on the 'complete, honest' labeling demands. Pretty soon our food packaging could become as voluminous and fun to read as that thing you're supposed to read before you install the software.

Bus Driver Says He Didn't Order A Side Of Wire In His Chicken Meal

Commented by EllenRose:
4:59 PM on January 30, 2012

I can't remember a single time at a fast food place where I got the food before they got the payment. Usually they ask me to pay, and then I wait a couple minutes before the food arrives.

Bus Driver Says He Didn't Order A Side Of Wire In His Chicken Meal

Commented by EllenRose:
4:52 PM on January 30, 2012

Bloody right! Have you ever looked at the teeth in the skull of Australopithecus boisei? In the Pleistocene, you had an awful lot of uncooked food, and that usually puts up more of a fight. Oh, the figs and dates and such were soft, but try gnawing raw tubers!

Bus Driver Says He Didn't Order A Side Of Wire In His Chicken Meal

Commented by EllenRose:
4:47 PM on January 30, 2012

I thought "Steel Spring Surprise" was only a Monty Python joke.

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