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Dell Won't Stop Sending Me Catalogs So I'm Burning Them
Nah, see, what he should have done is saved like, every catalog he recived for a long time, set up a giant display of lots and lots of catalogs, on a wooden stand. Coat that sucker in gasoline, and just light it up. Tape it and send it to Executive customer service.
$7 Million Lawsuit: Combining Crocs And Escalators May Result In Mangled Feet
Wow. I should by a pair and stuff my leg in a furnace. Bet I could make some money off that.
Man With Loaded Gun Slips Past Ronald Reagan Airport Security
Wow. The Airports have stopped every little thing from getting by! Shampoo bombs, sharp objects, Guns... Oh wait, no?
When Shoplifting Videos From Target, Please Do Not Set Lingerie On Fire As A Diversion
@buzzair: *MS Paint Jobs.
Breaking News: There Are Sweatshops In China!
Are you serious? Theres sweatshops in China!? Oh my god someone do somthing!
Oh wait. We've known this for a long, long time.
No news here consumerist. This is comparavle to posting a headline like "DISNEY: TARGETING THEIR SHOWS AT YOUR CHILDREN!"
Best Buy: Video Games Are Not Toys
@Atratyys: "video games are serious business, serious business can't be toys"
I think not. You'd better believe that when I bust out my legos everyone puts a straight face on and gets serious.
:P
Stupid iPhone "Pilot" Commercial Leads To Possibly Apocryphal Flight Delay Story
Almost as great as Apples commercial of The PC singing an alternate verse to a christmas song (Forgot which one) insulting the Mac, followed by the mac standing there stunned for a moment, with no retort.
This Mobil Station Hot Dog Promotion Is Confusing
Thats the kind of mad-skills at sign making you get from eating gas station hotdogs.





Should American Airlines Have Flown Five Overbooked Passengers Across The Atlantic In An Empty Plane?
Well, American had a few options here, as far as I see. Theres some more I'm overlooking, don't reply to me saying "You forgot sending them on a rocket to mars".
A: Have the passengers wait a long, long time.
B: At no extra charge, have an empty plane brought up to make a special trip for them
C: Do nothing.
Which is the right awnser? Find out next time on... "COMMMMON SENSE!"