Should American Airlines Have Flown Five Overbooked Passengers Across The Atlantic In An Empty Plane?

Commented by Comeaja:
3:08 PM on March 16, 2008

Well, American had a few options here, as far as I see. Theres some more I'm overlooking, don't reply to me saying "You forgot sending them on a rocket to mars".


A: Have the passengers wait a long, long time.

B: At no extra charge, have an empty plane brought up to make a special trip for them

C: Do nothing.


Which is the right awnser? Find out next time on... "COMMMMON SENSE!"

Dell Won't Stop Sending Me Catalogs So I'm Burning Them

Commented by Comeaja:
12:44 AM on March 14, 2008

Nah, see, what he should have done is saved like, every catalog he recived for a long time, set up a giant display of lots and lots of catalogs, on a wooden stand. Coat that sucker in gasoline, and just light it up. Tape it and send it to Executive customer service.

$7 Million Lawsuit: Combining Crocs And Escalators May Result In Mangled Feet

Commented by Comeaja:
4:34 PM on February 10, 2008

Wow. I should by a pair and stuff my leg in a furnace. Bet I could make some money off that.

Man With Loaded Gun Slips Past Ronald Reagan Airport Security

Commented by Comeaja:
9:09 PM on January 23, 2008

Wow. The Airports have stopped every little thing from getting by! Shampoo bombs, sharp objects, Guns... Oh wait, no?

Breaking News: There Are Sweatshops In China!

Commented by Comeaja:
12:05 AM on January 6, 2008

Are you serious? Theres sweatshops in China!? Oh my god someone do somthing!


Oh wait. We've known this for a long, long time.

No news here consumerist. This is comparavle to posting a headline like "DISNEY: TARGETING THEIR SHOWS AT YOUR CHILDREN!"

Best Buy: Video Games Are Not Toys

Commented by Comeaja:
11:59 PM on January 5, 2008

@Atratyys: "video games are serious business, serious business can't be toys"


I think not. You'd better believe that when I bust out my legos everyone puts a straight face on and gets serious.


:P

Stupid iPhone "Pilot" Commercial Leads To Possibly Apocryphal Flight Delay Story

Commented by Comeaja:
7:50 PM on December 29, 2007

Almost as great as Apples commercial of The PC singing an alternate verse to a christmas song (Forgot which one) insulting the Mac, followed by the mac standing there stunned for a moment, with no retort.


"Hoh Hoh" Says Wal-Mart

Commented by Comeaja:
7:30 PM on December 29, 2007

Eeew gross. Coke products.

This Mobil Station Hot Dog Promotion Is Confusing

Commented by Comeaja:
7:26 PM on December 29, 2007

Thats the kind of mad-skills at sign making you get from eating gas station hotdogs.

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