When This Sex App's A Rockin' Don't Come A Knockin'

Commented by Chumas:
9:24 AM on March 18, 2010

+1

Target Is Slashing Full-Timers' Hours At My Store

Commented by Chumas:
9:08 AM on March 18, 2010

So when their customer service plummets to levels seen at other minimum wage places(not high schoolers, as adults who have been laid off will be vastly more qualified than the kids competing for those jobs) the stock will slide and the be fucked.
People these days are voting with their wallets, so if the CS sucks, they shop elsewhere.

Oh, and troll harder.

2012 And The Debt Apocalypse: It's Comin'

Commented by Chumas:
3:42 PM on March 16, 2010

So it doesn't matter that the companies responsible for this flaming pile of shit fucked up during the Bush administration?
Spin on it Dave.

Pilots Who Missed Minnesota Will Not Appeal License Revocation

Commented by Chumas:
8:20 AM on March 16, 2010

No, he and the copilot were attempting to figure out an incredibly complex scheduling program used by the airline to determine flight hours.

Pilots Who Missed Minnesota Will Not Appeal License Revocation

Commented by Chumas:
8:18 AM on March 16, 2010

try it, it adds to the richness of the cheese.

Update: Armed Guards Fail To Squash US Air 1922 Passenger Revolt

Commented by Chumas:
8:14 AM on March 16, 2010

Too bad Rush Limbaugh isn't there to cheer these people on and enjoy the health care. the passengers could then hold him hostage with a shank made from a plastic spoon held to his carotid.
Ah, a man could dream.

Ex-Bank President Accused Of Defrauding TARP

Commented by Chumas:
1:23 PM on March 15, 2010

We should also include spousal abusers, child molestors, credit card executives and the myriad other scum of the world on the stocks too. Just being fair.

Ex-Bank President Accused Of Defrauding TARP

Commented by Chumas:
1:21 PM on March 15, 2010

I think if we're going to start with someone from the banking world, we ought to make the punishment as obscenely harsh as possible to deter the rest of the greedy dinks that might want to pull one over on the FDIC.

Bind him in stocks on Wall Street and put the cat-o-nine-tails to him.
Flay the meat from his back and let his screams ring loudly up and down those canyons of financial egress. Let his pain be a shining example of what awaits those that decide to be greedy and dishonest with the hardwon earnings of others.

Angry Man Stays Calm, Receives Shiny New Laptop From Dell

Commented by Chumas:
1:15 PM on March 15, 2010

Even better than horse turds is a shit a bear left in the woods for you to step in.
Hot N' Fresh, in 30 minutes or Less.

Angry Man Stays Calm, Receives Shiny New Laptop From Dell

Commented by Chumas:
1:13 PM on March 15, 2010

Way to go, Tim.
The temptation to burn every boneheaded telephone rep burns strong and hot. Glad you were able to resist the Dark Side.

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