Enough People Take Surveys For Us To Know That Five Guys Burgers Are Better Than McDonald's

Enough People Take Surveys For Us To Know That Five Guys Burgers Are Better Than McDonald's

Whether you personally are sick of taking surveys or not, we can thank the people who were asked about their burger preferences for filling us all in on which chains we like best. Relative newcomer Five Guys Burgers and Fries won the day in every region, coming in at No. 1 out of 16 restaurants. Not so shocking, as the chain has been pleasing customers and critics alike for awhile now. [More]

Does McDonald's Really Have The Worst Burgers?

Does McDonald's Really Have The Worst Burgers?

In the current issue of Consumer Reports, our science-minded siblings asked readers to rate the burgers at 18 different restaurant chains on a scale of 1-10. [More]

Strangely Beautiful Map Shows Territory Controlled In The
Fast Food Wars

Strangely Beautiful Map Shows Territory Controlled In The Fast Food Wars

I had always assumed that McDonalds’ hamburger hegemony of the United States, if not the world, was complete. I was wrong. Clearly, I need to leave the Northeast more. The above map shows the dominant burger chains in different parts of the United States. The black dots represent the density of McDonald’s, and other colors represent…everyone else. [More]

Hardee's Biggest Franchisee Refuses To Show Anus Spot On TV

Hardee's Biggest Franchisee Refuses To Show Anus Spot On TV

Remember Hardee’s anal-centric “a-hole” ads? Even if they never aired in your area, they’ve been floating around online for a few weeks at least. Ben Mayo Boddie, who operates 350 Hardee’s restaurants from his home in North Carolina, has had enough of a-hole this, ball muncher that, and he’s refusing to air the spots.

Hardee's New Ad: Our Food Tastes Better Than Someone's Anus!

Hardee's New Ad: Our Food Tastes Better Than Someone's Anus!

Not to be outdone by Burger King‘s “fellate our new burger” ad, Hardee’s restaurant has launched a similarly juvenile campaign with its new “biscuit holes.” You can probably guess where this is going.

Hardee's Unleashes 920-Calorie Burrito Bomb

Hardee's Unleashes 920-Calorie Burrito Bomb

Hardee’s new Country Breakfast Burrito contains two egg omelets packed with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy… and 920 calories. We’ve never eaten two omelets in one sitting, and hope to never have to.

Comcast’s Finest Print Ever

Comcast’s Finest Print Ever