Does McDonald's Really Have The Worst Burgers?

Does McDonald's Really Have The Worst Burgers?

In the current issue of Consumer Reports, our science-minded siblings asked readers to rate the burgers at 18 different restaurant chains on a scale of 1-10. [More]

Carl's Jr. Whips Out A Foot-long Of Its Own

Carl's Jr. Whips Out A Foot-long Of Its Own

Figuring the hot dog and sub sandwich have kept an unfair stranglehold on the concept of the foot-long fast food for too long, Carl’s Jr. has struck out in favor of burgers’ rights by introducing the foot-long cheeseburger. [More]

Carl's Jr. Guy Tells Me He Doesn't Give A F*ck

Carl's Jr. Guy Tells Me He Doesn't Give A F*ck

Frequent commenter Jook checks in with his tale of confronting an alarmingly indifferent and potty-mouthed Carl’s Jr. drive-thru dude who took his time getting some fries through the window, then explained he didn’t “give a f*ck” how long he took. [More]

Carl’s Jr Breakfast Burger Tops List Of 11 Scariest Fast Food Breakfasts

Carl’s Jr Breakfast Burger Tops List Of 11 Scariest Fast Food Breakfasts

Activist site Care2 has come up with a list of what it calls “11 Scary Fast Food Breakfasts,” based largely on sodium and saturated fat content. Leading the list is the Carl’s Jr Breakfast Burger. “How do you turn a regular burger into a breakfast burger?” Asks Care2. “By adding not only an egg-but an egg, bacon, American cheese and hash brown nuggets too!” Yes, it’s a hamburger, with eggs, bacon and hash browns, all cohabiting happily on a bun. [More]

Is Wendy's Looking To Hook Up With Carl's Jr.?

Is Wendy's Looking To Hook Up With Carl's Jr.?

Fast food’s cutest redhead is wooing the burger business’s West Coast bad boy, as a new report says the parent company of Wendy’s is cooking up a last-minute bid to buy Carl’s Jr. owners CKE. [More]

Strangely Beautiful Map Shows Territory Controlled In The
Fast Food Wars

Strangely Beautiful Map Shows Territory Controlled In The Fast Food Wars

I had always assumed that McDonalds’ hamburger hegemony of the United States, if not the world, was complete. I was wrong. Clearly, I need to leave the Northeast more. The above map shows the dominant burger chains in different parts of the United States. The black dots represent the density of McDonald’s, and other colors represent…everyone else. [More]

Carl’s Jr. Puts the XXX in Customer Service

Carl’s Jr. Puts the XXX in Customer Service

As if a dripping Paris Hilton weren’t enough slut factor, Carl’s Jr. has gone the extra six inches to ensure they emphasize the service in their customer service “hot” lines.