It's time to get some fresh slaves in here. Ideal candidates for email internsare college student who, in order of decreasing importance:

• Love The Consumerist.
• Can commit 1-3 hours every other weekday, without fail.
• Enjoy asking strangers for followup information.
• Are adept at sniffing out the one good needle in a pile of haystacks.
• Are a Gmail master.
• Live for labeling.
• Rock Gmail macros.

We're also looking to rotate in a new comments moderator. An ideal candidate :

• Loves The Consumerist.
• Is already active in the comments section.
• Is slow to anger.
• Can facilitate group discussions.
• Is frequently online.
• If playing Dungeons & Dragons, character would be "Neutral Good"

Send 2-3 paragraphs on why you want the job to jobline@consumerist.com. No resumes or attachments, they will be deleted unread.

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