Consumerist
GUY: Compatibility is so important to a relationship.
GIRL: When we first met, it was love at first sight.
GUY: It's true. When I first saw her, I was like, Bam! True love can be bought on the internet! It's so simple.
GIRL: Before I use to worry and thought, maybe my standards were too high.
GUY: Or too low.
GIRL: But then we learned to let a computer set the standard for us, and here we are.
GUY: And it's careful, too! I mean, if she can fill out a 10 million survey question form, she can't be a total ax- wielding maniac, right?
GIRL: Being careful is important, because I have genital herpes.
GUY: And I don't. Wait, you genital herpes? Good thing I'm gay! Phew, dodged a bullet there.
DR: Remember, true love is something special and can't be added to a shopping cart. Join us online today and take our compatibility exam. But please remember to use a condom. Settling for less has never been so easy. Log on today.
