Cablevision tried to telemarket Greg Scoblete phone service during a funeral:

Two days ago I attended a wake. During the wake my cellphone rang...I couldn't answer the first call, but shortly thereafter it rang again. "Must be important," I thought, ducking out of the room.

It turned out to be a Cablevision telemarketer trying to rope me into the triple play. Fair enough. I told the rep that I wasn't interested in the triple play and in any event, I was at a wake.

"I understand that," he said, "but I'll have you off the phone in five minutes saving money on your long-distance bills."

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