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Spirit Airlines Hold "Threesome Sale"

Spirit Airlines, holding a "Threesome Sale", is apparently desperate for attention and I guess we'll just have to give it to them. In this sale, members of the $9 Club get fares from $3 each way, seat upgrades for $3, and $33 for 33 hours. This comes on the heels of their last titillatingly titled marketing push, the "M.I.L.F sale," which simply meant "Many Islands Low Fares," and in no way, shape, or form, referenced American Pie. Now, before you get all outraged, remember that this is called "targeted marketing." If you're buying tickets for $3, classiness is probably not the first thing on your mind. I can't wait for their next sale. I hear their marketing teams is busy coming up with clever acrostics for "gangbang."

10:25 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Ben Popken
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